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General Category => Off the Record => Topic started by: Ed Anger on August 08, 2009, 03:29:37 PM

Title: We are all going to DIE.
Post by: Ed Anger on August 08, 2009, 03:29:37 PM
'We', as in America, since the rest of you dirty,smelly fucks don't count. You smell like feet.

http://www.slate.com/id/2223285/sidebar/2223286/

Personally, I blame the gays.

Quote35. Gay Marriage: As the institution spreads across the country, splinter groups bemoan the practice and agitate to form their own, heterosexual-only state.
Title: Re: We are all going to DIE.
Post by: The Brain on August 08, 2009, 03:33:14 PM
Why not, it's about states' rights.
Title: Re: We are all going to DIE.
Post by: DontSayBanana on August 09, 2009, 08:45:35 PM
:yeahright: The article puts Al-Qaeda obtaining nukes as less likely than Russia "hitting the button." Somehow, I'd be more concerned about the drive of Al-Qaeda operatives than former Soviet power figures with chips on their shoulder.
Title: Re: We are all going to DIE.
Post by: garbon on August 09, 2009, 09:04:48 PM
Quote from: DontSayBanana on August 09, 2009, 08:45:35 PM
:yeahright: The article puts Al-Qaeda obtaining nukes as less likely than Russia "hitting the button." Somehow, I'd be more concerned about the drive of Al-Qaeda operatives than former Soviet power figures with chips on their shoulder.

Umm...I don't think that list is order.
Title: Re: We are all going to DIE.
Post by: Grey Fox on August 09, 2009, 09:10:21 PM
Yes! I'll survive.
Title: Re: We are all going to DIE.
Post by: garbon on August 09, 2009, 09:18:14 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on August 09, 2009, 09:10:21 PM
Yes! I'll survive.

Go on now, go walk out the door
Title: Re: We are all going to DIE.
Post by: Valmy on August 09, 2009, 10:40:19 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on August 09, 2009, 09:10:21 PM
Yes! I'll survive.

QuoteCanada Fails: Climate change is more extreme in northern latitudes, and Canadians try to stream south into the United States, destabilizing the entire continent.

Fucking Canadians will destroy us all!
Title: Re: We are all going to DIE.
Post by: Baron von Schtinkenbutt on August 09, 2009, 11:53:35 PM
Quote140. Rods From God: America's enemies besiege the United States with bundled tungsten rods dropped from outer space—weapons of the future described by Popular Science as "space-launched darts that strike like meteors." Some critics argue that the rods would vaporize before they hit the ground. Nevertheless, Rods From God were mentioned in a 2003 Air Force document that details potential new space weaponry.

This would be my choice, if I were a Bond supervillan.
Title: Re: We are all going to DIE.
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on August 10, 2009, 06:33:33 AM
Quote from: vonmoltke on August 09, 2009, 11:53:35 PM
Quote140. Rods From God: America's enemies besiege the United States with bundled tungsten rods dropped from outer space—weapons of the future described by Popular Science as "space-launched darts that strike like meteors." Some critics argue that the rods would vaporize before they hit the ground. Nevertheless, Rods From God were mentioned in a 2003 Air Force document that details potential new space weaponry.

This would be my choice, if I were a Bond supervillan.
Not nearly elaborate enough.  Throw in knocking over a banana republic to seize control of a mine that would produce the silver you needed to buy the tungsten and you would be more on track.
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