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Title: Pranknet exposed
Post by: Ed Anger on August 05, 2009, 07:40:56 AM
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0803091pranknet1.html

No quoting, snippets, executive summaries or whatever. Read or not read, I care not.

As for the story, I'm SHOCKED that an internet loser lives with his mom. He'll claim to have Asperger's next.
Title: Re: Pranknet exposed
Post by: Caliga on August 05, 2009, 08:00:40 AM
Two observations:

1) Please don't give Raz ideas.

2) Why do all villains have such out of control eyebrows?  Gah!
Title: Re: Pranknet exposed
Post by: Grey Fox on August 05, 2009, 08:03:22 AM
They are not out of control, they are just big.
Title: Re: Pranknet exposed
Post by: Caliga on August 05, 2009, 08:04:02 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on August 05, 2009, 08:03:22 AM
They are not out of control, they are just big.
They badly need to be trimmed.  I have rather unruly eyebrows (though not nearly that bad) but I trim them regularly.
Title: Re: Pranknet exposed
Post by: Korea on August 05, 2009, 02:26:18 PM
What a douche bag.
Title: Re: Pranknet exposed
Post by: HVC on August 05, 2009, 02:40:26 PM
blocked at work. What or who is pranknet?
Title: Re: Pranknet exposed
Post by: Caliga on August 05, 2009, 02:41:22 PM
Dorks that make prank calls trying to convince random people to do stupid shit.
Title: Re: Pranknet exposed
Post by: The Brain on August 05, 2009, 02:41:51 PM
Executive summary?
Title: Re: Pranknet exposed
Post by: Ed Anger on August 05, 2009, 02:42:36 PM
Quote from: The Brain on August 05, 2009, 02:41:51 PM
Executive summary?

Lettow is a douchebag.
Title: Re: Pranknet exposed
Post by: Caliga on August 05, 2009, 02:43:34 PM
If Lettuce was one of the Pranknet nerds he would try to convince some random Southerner to secede.  Only he'd call a black guy by mistake.
Title: Re: Pranknet exposed
Post by: Ed Anger on September 09, 2009, 05:46:03 PM
Rounding up the scum of the internet:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0909091prankster1.html

QuoteMarkle confessed to the crime following his arrest, according to police.

Poor wittle man.  :cry:
Title: Re: Pranknet exposed
Post by: Josquius on September 09, 2009, 05:48:37 PM
First I've heard of this, will have to look it up, sounds a laugh.


Oh, and I love the funky police car in a aritcle picture.
It really doesn't look like a real police car
Title: Re: Pranknet exposed
Post by: garbon on September 09, 2009, 05:59:05 PM
QuoteOne of Pranknet's goals, Malik said, was to prove how "stupid" its targets were. When a reporter then facetiously asked if such an unmasking of low-wage fast food and hotel workers was somehow a public service, Malik gave a serious answer. "In a sense, yes," he said.

:lol:
Title: Re: Pranknet exposed
Post by: jimmy olsen on September 09, 2009, 06:05:07 PM
Quote from: Caliga on August 05, 2009, 02:41:22 PM
Dorks that make prank calls trying to convince random people to do stupid shit.
And it's somehow surprising or matters that he lives with his Mom?
Title: Re: Pranknet exposed
Post by: Caliga on September 09, 2009, 06:18:06 PM
 :huh: MB made the mom comment, not me man.
Title: Re: Pranknet exposed
Post by: Ed Anger on September 09, 2009, 06:18:50 PM
Quote from: Caliga on September 09, 2009, 06:18:06 PM
:huh: MB made the mom comment, not me man.

My evil cloaks itself.
Title: Re: Pranknet exposed
Post by: sbr on September 09, 2009, 06:25:39 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on September 09, 2009, 06:18:50 PM
Quote from: Caliga on September 09, 2009, 06:18:06 PM
:huh: MB made the mom comment, not me man.

My evil cloaks itself.

You're like an on-line ventriloquist.  Though would that make Caliga the dummy?  ;)
Title: Re: Pranknet exposed
Post by: DontSayBanana on September 11, 2009, 08:43:36 AM
Am I the only one that appreciates the irony of how Malik is claiming to "perform a kind of public service" with the aid of a child rapist and a would-be child rapist?
Title: Re: Pranknet exposed
Post by: Caliga on September 11, 2009, 08:49:31 AM
Sex offenders are pretty much banned from doing much of anything else, so it's good that this clever young shut-in put them to use serving society.  :)
Title: Re: Pranknet exposed
Post by: Razgovory on September 11, 2009, 08:53:49 AM
I don't have asperger's.  My new diagnosis is schizotypal personality disorder.   :)
Title: Re: Pranknet exposed
Post by: DontSayBanana on September 11, 2009, 08:55:18 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on September 11, 2009, 08:53:49 AM
I don't have asperger's.  My new diagnosis is schizotypal personality disorder.   :)

Which still fits under our umbrella of "crazy motherfucker who won't leave his house." But we love ya anyway. :hug:
Title: Re: Pranknet exposed
Post by: Caliga on September 11, 2009, 08:59:53 AM
uh, congratulations?  :huh:
Title: Re: Pranknet exposed
Post by: derspiess on September 11, 2009, 09:36:07 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on September 11, 2009, 08:53:49 AM
schizotypal

Had some of that at the Hofbrauhaus a couple weeks ago.  Went perfect with a fresh Maerzen.
Title: Re: Pranknet exposed
Post by: Razgovory on September 11, 2009, 11:46:25 AM
Quote from: Caliga on September 11, 2009, 08:59:53 AM
uh, congratulations?  :huh:

Thank you. :)