From Buffalo there brews
The most distressing news;
A foot was found
In trash sent down
And nobody seems to know
whose.
http://toronto.ctv.ca/servlet/an/local/CTVNews/20090804/foot_garbage_090804/20090804?hub=Toronto
QuoteHuman foot found among Toronto trash
Updated: Tue Aug. 04 2009 9:16:15 AM
ctvtoronto.ca
A human foot has been found among mounds of trash brought to Buffalo from a transfer station in Toronto.
Toronto police received a call from authorities in the U.S. informing them of the discovery at about 9:15 p.m. on Monday.
The foot was found by an employee of the Buffalo transfer station while he was sorting recyclable materials on a conveyor belt. It is unknown if the foot belongs to a man or a woman.
Toronto police spokesperson Const. Tony Vella told ctvtoronto.ca. it is "unclear at this time" when the Toronto waste was transferred to Buffalo.
Toronto went without garbage collection for five weeks because of a civic strike.
Over the weekend, cleaning crews collected 25,000 tonnes of trash that had been dumped at garbage sites throughout the city. By 1 a.m. Sunday, crews had cleared the last bags.
Torontonians had the option of dumping their trash at 26 temporary sites that were set up in neighbourhood parks or dropping off a limited number of bags at transfer stations that were being monitored by picketers.
Regular curb-side garbage and recycling collection resumes today.
Vella said he's not clear which Toronto police division is investigating the incident.
The foot was being held at a U.S. medical examiner's office.
It was David Lynch. :smarty:
Goddamned Canadian trash coming to America. Somebody should put their foot down and ban that shit.
P.S. This is what you Canucktards get for letting Karla Homolka out of prison. ^_^
Quote from: Caliga on August 04, 2009, 09:07:12 AM
P.S. This is what you Canucktards get for letting Karla Homolka out of prison. ^_^
I still want a copy of those tapes.
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 04, 2009, 09:06:30 AM
Goddamned Canadian trash coming to America. Somebody should put their foot down and ban that shit.
Someone did put their foot down. That's the problem.
Anyway, accepting our garbage simply improves the tone of Buffalo - *they* should be paying *us*. :D
Quote from: Malthus on August 04, 2009, 09:08:23 AM
Anyway, accepting our garbage simply improves the tone of Buffalo - *they* should be paying *us*. :D
Those dudes love garbage up in Buffalo. They even eat plates of it for lunch.
Quote from: Caliga on August 04, 2009, 09:09:49 AM
Quote from: Malthus on August 04, 2009, 09:08:23 AM
Anyway, accepting our garbage simply improves the tone of Buffalo - *they* should be paying *us*. :D
Those dudes love garbage up in Buffalo. They even eat plates of it for lunch.
Comming from you ... :lol:
Dude, I can't make this stuff up.
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So, why do you guys send trash to Buffalo & not to, say, Sault-St-Maries?
Quote from: Caliga on August 04, 2009, 09:11:55 AM
Dude, I can't make this stuff up.
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Looks good - for dog food. :x
Quote from: Grey Fox on August 04, 2009, 09:13:05 AM
So, why do you guys send trash to Buffalo & not to, say, Sault-St-Maries?
I dunno. Closer and cheaper to ship?
Quote from: Malthus on August 04, 2009, 09:15:03 AMLooks good - for dog food. :x
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garbage_plate (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garbage_plate)
Quote from: Caliga on August 04, 2009, 09:17:04 AM
Quote from: Malthus on August 04, 2009, 09:15:03 AMLooks good - for dog food. :x
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garbage_plate (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garbage_plate)
I just got a craving for German food for some reason.
I feel like having a Poutine now, great.
Quote from: Caliga on August 04, 2009, 09:17:04 AM
Quote from: Malthus on August 04, 2009, 09:15:03 AMLooks good - for dog food. :x
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garbage_plate (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garbage_plate)
Hey, that's Rochester. We need to use that to insult Berkut, not Buffalo. ;)
Yeah, but I think they eat that shit in Buffalo, too. I used to work with a chick from Buffalo and she wistfully pined for a garbage plate from time to time.
Quote from: Grey Fox on August 04, 2009, 09:23:29 AM
I feel like having a Poutine now, great.
Rotting severed feet found in the garbage tends to have that effect on Québécois. :P
I distinctly remember a story about floating feet in BC. I think Malthus posted that one too.
Quote from: Caliga on August 04, 2009, 09:17:04 AM
Quote from: Malthus on August 04, 2009, 09:15:03 AMLooks good - for dog food. :x
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garbage_plate (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garbage_plate)
You do realize that Nick Tahou's is in Rochester and not Buffalo, right? :)
And a garbage plate is basically a picnic on a platter. I was going to poke fun at Kentucky but than I realized it isn't known for anything other than inbreeding.
The garbage plate is just inelegantly named. I think I had one and it was tasty.
Quote from: Strix on August 04, 2009, 10:09:28 AM
And a garbage plate is basically a picnic on a platter. I was going to poke fun at Kentucky but than I realized it isn't known for anything other than inbreeding.
A careful reader of my posts will discern that nowhere did I say I wouldn't eat a garbage plate. You are confusing me with the snobbish Malthus. ^_^
Quote from: Caliga on August 04, 2009, 09:14:02 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on August 04, 2009, 09:13:05 AM
Sault-St-Maries?
Too hard to pronounce.
...and spell: Sault Ste. Marie
We don't need any more foreign stuff in Michigan. We're already looking at the probable future site of Guantanamo Bay Heights in Standish.
I think we should do The Running Man with those guys. We can send them to California and let the Governor manage the program. :)
Quote from: charliebear on August 04, 2009, 10:55:09 AM
Quote from: Caliga on August 04, 2009, 09:14:02 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on August 04, 2009, 09:13:05 AM
Sault-St-Maries?
Too hard to pronounce.
...and spell: Sault Ste. Marie
We don't need any more foreign stuff in Michigan. We're already looking at the probable future site of Guantanamo Bay Heights in Standish.
Hey, we in Toronto could just buy up some of those $1 houses in Detroit and turn them into dump sites. We'd be doing Detroit a favour, really. ;)
Quote from: Malthus on August 04, 2009, 11:17:34 AM
Quote from: charliebear on August 04, 2009, 10:55:09 AM
Quote from: Caliga on August 04, 2009, 09:14:02 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on August 04, 2009, 09:13:05 AM
Sault-St-Maries?
Too hard to pronounce.
...and spell: Sault Ste. Marie
We don't need any more foreign stuff in Michigan. We're already looking at the probable future site of Guantanamo Bay Heights in Standish.
Hey, we in Toronto could just buy up some of those $1 houses in Detroit and turn them into dump sites. We'd be doing Detroit a favour, really. ;)
Well....ok. Cash only, though. By the way, that's a dollar AMERICAN, not a dollar Canadian.
At least they have stopped washing up on BC shores.
Quote from: crazy canuck on August 04, 2009, 01:18:54 PM
At least they have stopped washing up on BC shores.
Did they ever find a culprit for all those feet?
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 04, 2009, 09:21:48 AM
Quote from: Caliga on August 04, 2009, 09:17:04 AM
Quote from: Malthus on August 04, 2009, 09:15:03 AMLooks good - for dog food. :x
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garbage_plate (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garbage_plate)
I just got a craving for German food for some reason.
Dealt with. I feel like annexing something now.
Goetta? :)
Quote from: Caliga on August 04, 2009, 01:27:53 PM
Goetta? :)
Sauerbraten. With some of those potato pancakes.
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:punk: :punk: :punk:
I should make Sauerbraten again soon.
Whoops, I think it gave me gas.