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General Category => Off the Record => Topic started by: Armyknife on July 27, 2009, 07:41:23 PM

Title: Politicians
Post by: Armyknife on July 27, 2009, 07:41:23 PM
 :cool:
Title: Re: Politicians, Younger Women and Internet Standards Pt2
Post by: saskganesh on July 27, 2009, 08:08:17 PM
He's doing well.

do note, he just leases these tarts, which is astute.  :bowler:
Title: Re: Politicians, Younger Women and Internet Standards Pt2
Post by: Admiral Yi on July 27, 2009, 08:20:24 PM
One of these things is not like the other ones,
One of these things does not belong.
Title: Re: Politicians, Younger Women and Internet Standards Pt2
Post by: sbr on July 27, 2009, 08:20:47 PM
Maybe he is hung like a donkey.
Title: Re: Politicians, Younger Women and Internet Standards Pt2
Post by: CountDeMoney on July 27, 2009, 08:22:09 PM
Quote from: Armyknife on July 27, 2009, 07:41:23 PM
Lembit Opik, is a leading Liberal Democrat MP (no big claim), somewhat of a nerd, has an interest in astronomy iirc grandson of somewhat famous astronomer, he has a somewhat interesting love life.

Joo gotta make the money first. Then when joo get the money, joo get the powah. Then when joo get the powah, then joo get the wimmin.
Title: Re: Politicians, Younger Women and Internet Standards Pt2
Post by: HVC on July 27, 2009, 10:58:41 PM
Men get power, political or otherwise, to get chicks. Somewhere along the line some politicians forget that and get married... then they cheat, lose power, and lose the women. Sad really :P
Title: Re: Politicians, Younger Women and Internet Standards Pt2
Post by: Valmy on July 27, 2009, 11:04:26 PM
Quote from: Armyknife on July 27, 2009, 07:41:23 PM
3. Hes now seeing a model who was the 'wonder bra' girl, until she was sacked for being too chubby:

She looks pretty awesome "chubby"
Title: Re: Politicians, Younger Women and Internet Standards Pt2
Post by: Valmy on July 27, 2009, 11:05:52 PM
Quote from: HVC on July 27, 2009, 10:58:41 PM
Men get power, political or otherwise, to get chicks. Somewhere along the line some politicians forget that and get married... then they cheat, lose power, and lose the women. Sad really :P

It is a catch-22 over here since you really need a family to show around if you want to be a powerful politician.  Big politicians who are single are very rare....I cannot think of one off the top of my head.

You need to show how much love family values and all that.
Title: Re: Politicians, Younger Women and Internet Standards Pt2
Post by: HVC on July 27, 2009, 11:08:30 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 27, 2009, 11:05:52 PM
Quote from: HVC on July 27, 2009, 10:58:41 PM
Men get power, political or otherwise, to get chicks. Somewhere along the line some politicians forget that and get married... then they cheat, lose power, and lose the women. Sad really :P
It is a catch-22 over here since you really need a family to show around if you want to be a powerful politician.  Big politicians who are single are very rare....I cannot think of one off the top of my head.

You need to show how much love family values and all that.
Ya, bachelors don't do well. i blame giving women the vote :p


Hmm, how do widowers do? though i guess they lose sympathy if it gets out they're doing a string of hot models. We at languish shall slove this question. we'll make millions as political consultants :D
Title: Re: Politicians, Younger Women and Internet Standards Pt2
Post by: Siege on July 28, 2009, 01:04:31 AM
They are all fat.

Title: Re: Politicians, Younger Women and Internet Standards Pt2
Post by: Razgovory on July 28, 2009, 03:04:18 AM
Quote from: Valmy on July 27, 2009, 11:04:26 PM
Quote from: Armyknife on July 27, 2009, 07:41:23 PM
3. Hes now seeing a model who was the 'wonder bra' girl, until she was sacked for being too chubby:

She looks pretty awesome "chubby"

Agree.
Title: Re: Politicians, Younger Women and Internet Standards Pt2
Post by: Caliga on July 28, 2009, 05:34:59 AM
Quote from: Valmy on July 27, 2009, 11:04:26 PMShe looks pretty awesome "chubby"
:yes: Look at those monsters :mmm:
Title: Re: Politicians, Younger Women and Internet Standards Pt2
Post by: CountDeMoney on July 28, 2009, 05:42:28 AM
Quote from: HVC on July 27, 2009, 10:58:41 PM
Men get power, political or otherwise, to get chicks.

And chicks that are turned on by power flock to power centers like DC and NYC for what, the shopping?
It's a two-way street.
Title: Re: Politicians, Younger Women and Internet Standards Pt2
Post by: Josquius on July 28, 2009, 06:02:38 AM
Wow. I only knew him for going out with the cheeky girl.
That was weird enough as a one off...That he's gone and got another...I must learn this man's secret.
Title: Re: Politicians, Younger Women and Internet Standards Pt2
Post by: Valmy on July 28, 2009, 07:35:53 AM
Quote from: Tyr on July 28, 2009, 06:02:38 AM
I must learn this man's secret.

I am taking a wild guess here but I bet it has something to do with being powerful, famous, and possibly rich.

Have you considered a political career?

Title: Re: Politicians, Younger Women and Internet Standards Pt2
Post by: saskganesh on July 28, 2009, 08:06:34 AM
Quote from: Siege on July 28, 2009, 01:04:31 AM
They are all fat.

so how are those skinny chicks in Iraq treating you? well?
Title: Re: Politicians, Younger Women and Internet Standards Pt2
Post by: Valmy on July 28, 2009, 08:10:05 AM
Quote from: Siege on July 28, 2009, 01:04:31 AM
They are all fat...



...in all the right places! :mmm:
Title: Re: Politicians, Younger Women and Internet Standards Pt2
Post by: dps on July 28, 2009, 12:16:00 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 27, 2009, 11:04:26 PM
Quote from: Armyknife on July 27, 2009, 07:41:23 PM
3. Hes now seeing a model who was the 'wonder bra' girl, until she was sacked for being too chubby:

She looks pretty awesome "chubby"

I'd "sack" her, too, if you get my drift.
Title: Re: Politicians, Younger Women and Internet Standards Pt2
Post by: jimmy olsen on July 28, 2009, 12:17:41 PM
Quote from: Siege on July 28, 2009, 01:04:31 AM
They are all fat.
You're deranged.
Title: Re: Politicians, Younger Women and Internet Standards Pt2
Post by: dps on July 28, 2009, 12:38:10 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on July 28, 2009, 12:17:41 PM
Quote from: Siege on July 28, 2009, 01:04:31 AM
They are all fat.
You're deranged.

Old news.
Title: Re: Politicians, Younger Women and Internet Standards Pt2
Post by: Syt on July 28, 2009, 12:55:48 PM
Quote from: Siege on July 28, 2009, 01:04:31 AM
They are all fat.

Fuck your fucking fuck, you fucking fuckfucker. :ultra:
Title: Re: Politicians, Younger Women and Internet Standards Pt2
Post by: DisturbedPervert on July 28, 2009, 01:00:24 PM
So when is this guy coming out?
Title: Re: Politicians, Younger Women and Internet Standards Pt2
Post by: Eddie Teach on July 28, 2009, 01:45:35 PM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on July 28, 2009, 01:00:24 PM
So when is this guy coming out?

The politician or Siege?  :huh:
Title: Re: Politicians, Younger Women and Internet Standards Pt2
Post by: DisturbedPervert on July 28, 2009, 02:50:47 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on July 28, 2009, 01:45:35 PM
The politician or Siege?  :huh:

Was thinking the politician.
Title: Re: Politicians, Younger Women and Internet Standards Pt2
Post by: Josquius on July 28, 2009, 02:52:01 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 28, 2009, 07:35:53 AM
Quote from: Tyr on July 28, 2009, 06:02:38 AM
I must learn this man's secret.

I am taking a wild guess here but I bet it has something to do with being powerful, famous, and possibly rich.

Have you considered a political career?


Its more than that. Most garden variety politicians end up with rather regular women.
Title: Re: Politicians, Younger Women and Internet Standards Pt2
Post by: Valmy on July 28, 2009, 02:57:46 PM
Quote from: Tyr on July 28, 2009, 02:52:01 PM
Its more than that. Most garden variety politicians end up with rather regular women.

Because they marry them prior to becoming successful politicians.
Title: Re: Politicians, Younger Women and Internet Standards Pt2
Post by: Richard Hakluyt on July 28, 2009, 02:58:32 PM
He's only a backbench MP, not a non-entity but not really important either.

The Daily Mail is the source of the pics shown earlier I think :

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1202631/How-DOES-Lembit-unlikely-Lothario-strikes-With-younger-model.html

It turns out that it was ".....a meeting of minds" according to Lembit  :D

I'm surprised nobody guessed that  :huh:


Title: Re: Politicians, Younger Women and Internet Standards Pt2
Post by: Valmy on July 28, 2009, 03:02:25 PM
Well I guess he could have the gift of the gab.  That can take you a long way.  Even rather meh women can seem attractive if they know how to sweet talk you and it seems even more so from the other direction.

Still 21 and 44?  Ok I wouldn't want that, he is welcome to it.
Title: Re: Politicians, Younger Women and Internet Standards Pt2
Post by: DisturbedPervert on July 28, 2009, 03:11:45 PM
Hobbit politician Dennis Kucinich has better game

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Froissy.files.wordpress.com%2F2007%2F06%2Fpreview.jpg&hash=ebdc8542417f55b66c7888c29852cc0bb2626634)
Title: Re: Politicians, Younger Women and Internet Standards Pt2
Post by: MadImmortalMan on July 28, 2009, 03:15:04 PM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on July 28, 2009, 03:11:45 PM
Hobbit politician Dennis Kucinich has better game


He built his, so it's not a fair comparison. She's a robot.
Title: Re: Politicians, Younger Women and Internet Standards Pt2
Post by: sbr on July 28, 2009, 06:18:14 PM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on July 28, 2009, 03:11:45 PM
Hobbit politician Dennis Kucinich has better game

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Froissy.files.wordpress.com%2F2007%2F06%2Fpreview.jpg&hash=ebdc8542417f55b66c7888c29852cc0bb2626634)

Is that the girl from That 70's Show?
Title: Re: Politicians, Younger Women and Internet Standards Pt2
Post by: Siege on July 28, 2009, 09:19:33 PM
That's a real redhead.

I don't like real redheads. Too many frickles.

I like fake redheads.

Title: Re: Politicians, Younger Women and Internet Standards Pt2
Post by: Razgovory on July 28, 2009, 09:21:38 PM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on July 28, 2009, 03:11:45 PM
Hobbit politician Dennis Kucinich has better game

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Froissy.files.wordpress.com%2F2007%2F06%2Fpreview.jpg&hash=ebdc8542417f55b66c7888c29852cc0bb2626634)

Most successful run for the presidency ever.
Title: Re: Politicians, Younger Women and Internet Standards Pt2
Post by: DisturbedPervert on July 28, 2009, 10:24:05 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on July 28, 2009, 09:21:38 PM
Most successful run for the presidency ever.

Yeah, but apparently she made him become a vegan.  That's a hell of a sacrifice.
Title: Re: Politicians, Younger Women and Internet Standards Pt2
Post by: CountDeMoney on July 29, 2009, 12:44:43 AM
Quote from: Siege on July 28, 2009, 09:19:33 PM
That's a real redhead.

I don't like real redheads. Too many frickles.

I like fake redheads.

Yeah, we know what kind of redheads you like.

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hotmoviesale.com%2Fdvds%2F19843%2F1%2FThe-New-Adventures-Of-Pippi-Longstocking.jpg&hash=35d896d434a46ff3e9c5af8873bb9c8d64a70aac)

(https://www.hotmoviesale.com/dvds/3520/1/Pippi-Longstocking-Tv-Series-dvd-133.jpg)

You sick ass kiddiefucker.