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Title: Vote for the first round of Portuguese Presidential Elections
Post by: Duque de Bragança on January 17, 2026, 02:08:16 PM
Election day is tomorrow Sunday, but I already voted in the consulate today.

There is one or two known faces.

Ideologies, agenda will follow. No, not just for those two or three. :P

Mods, please check and correct if need be the pictures sizes.

A run-off is guaranteed.
Title: Re: Vote for the first round of Portuguese Presidential Elections
Post by: Legbiter on January 17, 2026, 02:17:13 PM
First one I can smell through my monitor. Probably insane, either to left or right. Was tempted by the chainmail but no, this is my candidate. Looks sober, responsible, can cut a ribbon without coming across as weird.

(https://media.assettype.com/dn%2F2025-03-03%2Fv6f43pma%2FAnt%C3%B3nio-Jos%C3%A9-Seguro?rect=0%2C0%2C1920%2C1080&w=1200&auto=format%2Ccompress&fit=max)

Aaaand then Duq tells me he's a vicious reactionary who wants to tax the kulaks to death.  :lol:

Title: Re: Vote for the first round of Portuguese Presidential Elections
Post by: Zanza on January 17, 2026, 02:18:57 PM
Tough. I had to vote for the guy with chain mail.
Title: Re: Vote for the first round of Portuguese Presidential Elections
Post by: Duque de Bragança on January 17, 2026, 02:23:52 PM
Close, if only to the end.  :lol:

António Filipe, the candidate of the PCP, a communist party which never de-stalinised, yet ended as an useful idiot for the unlikely PS-leftist-communist coalition of some years ago.
Led by a party which had not won the elections, no less. :P

Pretty much non-existing in this campaign, yep will grudginly appeal to vote for the PS candidate, if he qualifies for the run-off.

Having him too choose between the centre-right/conservative candidate and the anti-immigration/populist/hard right candidate would be hilarious.  :D
Title: Re: Vote for the first round of Portuguese Presidential Elections
Post by: Duque de Bragança on January 17, 2026, 02:28:54 PM
Quote from: Zanza on Today at 02:18:57 PMTough. I had to vote for the guy with chain mail.

Humberto Correia, a little-known candidate, having to resort to PR stunts, I guess. It worked.

Former emigrant in France, worked in factories and construction sites. A nice and sympathetic vibe. :)
Independent.

The chainmail look is a reference to the first King of Portugal, D. Afonso Henriques.
Title: Re: Vote for the first round of Portuguese Presidential Elections
Post by: Legbiter on January 17, 2026, 02:44:59 PM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on Today at 02:23:52 PMClose, if only to the end.  :lol:

António Filipe, the candidate of the PCP, a communist party which never de-stalinised, yet ended as an useful idiot for the unlikely PS-leftist-communist coalition of some years ago.

Knew it. Shoot the kulaks candidate.
Title: Re: Vote for the first round of Portuguese Presidential Elections
Post by: Norgy on January 17, 2026, 02:48:59 PM
Dude number one looks least likely to be another Salazar, and most likely to ask for a light and fiver for coffee.
So he has my vote.
Title: Re: Vote for the first round of Portuguese Presidential Elections
Post by: Duque de Bragança on January 17, 2026, 03:03:29 PM
Quote from: Norgy on Today at 02:48:59 PMDude number one looks least likely to be another Salazar, and most likely to ask for a light and fiver for coffee.
So he has my vote.

André Pestana (pestana = eye lash)

Despite looking least likely to be another Salazar, he graduated from the same university, though he has a biology decree, unlike Salazar.

"Independent" candidate, a somewhat well-known teachers' trade unionist, yet controversial due to authoritarian tendencies and bank accounts shenanigans, which caused quite a stir in his trade union called S.T.O.P (Sindicato de Todos os Profissionais da Educação).

From a left-wing family, formerly a communist youth, but ended up recognising the lack of democracy in communist régimes. Was part till 2023 of MAS (Movimento Alternativa Socialista), some little-known trot organisation (I had to look it up).
Title: Re: Vote for the first round of Portuguese Presidential Elections
Post by: Tonitrus on January 17, 2026, 03:05:04 PM
They all look rather scruffy.
Title: Re: Vote for the first round of Portuguese Presidential Elections
Post by: Duque de Bragança on January 17, 2026, 03:23:35 PM
Not very chivalrous, Tonitrus.

There is a lady among them.  :P
Title: Re: Vote for the first round of Portuguese Presidential Elections
Post by: Maladict on January 17, 2026, 03:26:02 PM
Quote from: Zanza on Today at 02:18:57 PMTough. I had to vote for the guy with chain mail.

Yeah, hard to beat that one.
Title: Re: Vote for the first round of Portuguese Presidential Elections
Post by: Zoupa on January 17, 2026, 04:14:29 PM
Voted for the dude with the red scarf. Cest qui?
Title: Re: Vote for the first round of Portuguese Presidential Elections
Post by: Tonitrus on January 17, 2026, 04:24:56 PM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on Today at 03:23:35 PMNot very chivalrous, Tonitrus.

There is a lady among them.  :P

She might be the least scruffy.   :sleep:

But, as she is pictured in front a red banner...I have to assume a leftist/communist.  I always understood that being scruffy is a communist prerequisite.  :P
Title: Re: Vote for the first round of Portuguese Presidential Elections
Post by: Duque de Bragança on January 17, 2026, 04:40:21 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on Today at 04:24:56 PM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on Today at 03:23:35 PMNot very chivalrous, Tonitrus.

There is a lady among them.  :P

She might be the least scruffy.   :sleep:

But, as she is pictured in front a red banner...I have to assume a leftist/communist.  I always understood that being scruffy is a communist prerequisite.  :P

Leftist indeed, plus esquerda written in the background (esquerda = left).

Is the Admiral scruffy too?  :P

Hint: Portuguese covidiots hate him.
Title: Re: Vote for the first round of Portuguese Presidential Elections
Post by: Duque de Bragança on January 17, 2026, 05:00:49 PM
Quote from: Zoupa on Today at 04:14:29 PMVoted for the dude with the red scarf. Cest qui?

Bien joué !  :lol:

Un libéral, comme Macron, mais sans l'opportunisme.  :P Beaucoup moins de réussite, mais a quand même son créneau. Pas un expert en revirements constants à la Zupiter, mais il adoooore le ™Marché™.

João Cotrim de Figueiredo

Classic Liberal from Iniciativa Liberal. Will probably end up supporting the PSD (centre-right party) / CDS-PP (conservative party), not just versus the left but against Chega (anti-immigration / hard right) as well.
Economist and has an MBA.
Loves prog rock, riding a motorcycle and Alentejo (former communist party stronghold). Benfica fan (important in Portuguese politics), though not the number 1 Benfica fan in this list, since there is a quite famous Benfica troll among the candidates. :P