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Yes, another general election. And a new government bound to be even more shortlived.

Only the first 15 parties are listed

Holy shit, I made a poll and didn't fuck it up

Are we sure that number 10 is alive?  She looks kind of embalmed.

As an engineer I feel obligated to go with the one who most looks like a super villain.  In this case that would be number 13.  It looks like she has the same sort of hideous smile permanently rigged just like the Joker or Nancy Pelosi. 

First guy looks like a lizard person in disguise. So I voted for him :D

Quote from: Savonarola on October 19, 2025, 02:32:41 PMAs an engineer I feel obligated to go with the one who most looks like a super villain.  In this case that would be number 13.  It looks like she has the same sort of hideous smile permanently rigged just like the Joker or Nancy Pelosi. 

 :lol:
I voted for that one as well.

Quote from: Maladict on October 19, 2025, 01:32:00 PMHoly shit, I made a poll and didn't fuck it up

 :cool:


But you didn't include the tall blonde woman I'd vote for.  :(

Voted for Dutch Clark Kent.

14 looks like a happy guy. We need more joy in the Netherlands.

The guy at the top looks like a fine fellow, brave haircut too, i like the cut of his jib and voted for him  :yeah:

14 looks like either a super nice guy or a psycho. No middle ground. I will take the plunge.

I went for the one that I would be most willing to sleep with. I then found out we are exactly the same age. :ph34r:

I only know Wilders, but even if I did not know him his terrible hair disqualifies him even in this superficial survey.

Here's the description, courtesy of ChatGTP


1 PVV – Fear-mongering for votes.

2 GroenLinks–PvdA – Idealism masking impotence.

3 VVD – Greed dressed as pragmatism.

4 NSC – Empty promises in a shiny package.

5 D66 – Bureaucrats pretending to care.

6 BBB – Populism with tractors.

7 CDA – Compromise to avoid taking a stand.

8 SP – Rhetoric over results.

9 DENK – Exploiting identity for influence.

10 PvdD – Morality posturing for votes.

11 FvD – Reactionary nostalgia as spectacle.

12 SGP – Dogma before people.

13 CU – Sanctimony in a suit.

14 Volt – Utopians ignoring reality.

15 JA21 – Recycled right-wing clichés.

Quote from: Richard Hakluyt on Today at 10:38:38 AMThe guy at the top looks like a fine fellow, brave haircut too, i like the cut of his jib and voted for him  :yeah:

 :lol:

I nearly fell for your hook, was going to point out who he was.  :blush:

Quote from: Maladict on Today at 12:42:50 PMHere's the description, courtesy of ChatGTP


1 PVV – Fear-mongering for votes.

2 GroenLinks–PvdA – Idealism masking impotence.

3 VVD – Greed dressed as pragmatism.

4 NSC – Empty promises in a shiny package.

5 D66 – Bureaucrats pretending to care.

6 BBB – Populism with tractors.

7 CDA – Compromise to avoid taking a stand.

8 SP – Rhetoric over results.

9 DENK – Exploiting identity for influence.

10 PvdD – Morality posturing for votes.

11 FvD – Reactionary nostalgia as spectacle.

12 SGP – Dogma before people.

13 CU – Sanctimony in a suit.

14 Volt – Utopians ignoring reality.

15 JA21 – Recycled right-wing clichés.

Sure, sure, but this is a Dutch election. I need to know the important data - how tall is each Candidate?

Quote from: Maladict on Today at 12:42:50 PM15 JA21 – Recycled right-wing clichés.

Which cliches?

I voted flower man. Figuring green.
So socialist.
This is fine.

Quote from: Maladict on Today at 12:42:50 PMHere's the description, courtesy of ChatGTP


1 PVV – Fear-mongering for votes.

2 GroenLinks–PvdA – Idealism masking impotence.

3 VVD – Greed dressed as pragmatism.

4 NSC – Empty promises in a shiny package.

5 D66 – Bureaucrats pretending to care.

6 BBB – Populism with tractors.

7 CDA – Compromise to avoid taking a stand.

8 SP – Rhetoric over results.

9 DENK – Exploiting identity for influence.

10 PvdD – Morality posturing for votes.

11 FvD – Reactionary nostalgia as spectacle.

12 SGP – Dogma before people.

13 CU – Sanctimony in a suit.

14 Volt – Utopians ignoring reality.

15 JA21 – Recycled right-wing clichés.

Tough choice between "Empty promises in a shiny package" and "Rhetoric over results."  On the one hand, I do like some good rhetoric. On the other hand, who can resist a shiny package?

I could always just go for 13.  Not a big fan of sanctimony, but just about anything can look good in the right suit.

Quote from: Admiral Yi on Today at 02:50:14 PM

Quote from: Maladict on Today at 12:42:50 PM15 JA21 – Recycled right-wing clichés.

Which cliches?

Culture wars, anti DEI, anti supranational organizations, efficiency minister, take back control, law and order, etc etc