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Title: Octomom signs Reality TV deal
Post by: jimmy olsen on July 27, 2009, 09:31:38 AM
Fucking society enabling this wackjob.  :rolleyes:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/8169129.stm
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Octuplets' mum signs rich TV deal

The California mother of octuplets born earlier this year has signed a $250,000 (£152,000) deal for all 14 of her children to star in a reality TV show.

Nadya Suleman, dubbed "Octo-Mom" by the media, inked the deal with European TV company Eyeworks, reports say.

Contracts filed with a Los Angeles court say the children will earn the money over a three-year period.

Filming is scheduled to begin on 1 September, but a judge must first approve the contracts.

Film crews will not follow Suleman and her children 24 hours a day, but will document certain milestones, such as birthdays and special events, her lawyer said earlier.

The court documents say Suleman's children, who are up to eight years old, will collectively earn $125,000 for 36 days of shooting in the first year of production, $75,000 for 21 days in the second year, and $50,000 for 14 days in the third year.

The contract specifies that 15% of the income will be placed in a trust fund that the children will only be able access at age 18, as required by California law.

Last month, Californian authorities slapped an online site with four child-labour violations for videotaping two of the octuplets without the required safeguards to protect their health and welfare.

Suleman made headlines around the world when her octuplets - six boys and two girls - were delivered by Caesarean section in January.

She later attracted criticism when it was revealed that she was unemployed, and had conceived the octuplets, along with her six other children, through in vitro fertilisation.
Title: Re: Octomom signs Reality TV deal
Post by: Caliga on July 27, 2009, 09:33:21 AM
Society enables plenty of wackjobs, Tim.  :hug:
Title: Re: Octomom signs Reality TV deal
Post by: Ed Anger on July 27, 2009, 09:34:24 AM
I'd bang the Octomom.
Title: Re: Octomom signs Reality TV deal
Post by: Valmy on July 27, 2009, 09:37:38 AM
Another show for me not to watch.

$250,000 when you have 14 children is nothing.  She probably needs that just to feed them for a year.
Title: Re: Octomom signs Reality TV deal
Post by: Caliga on July 27, 2009, 09:37:39 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 27, 2009, 09:34:24 AM
I'd bang the Octomom.
It would be like waving a flag in space.  :huh:

Oh wait, designer C-section.  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Octomom signs Reality TV deal
Post by: PDH on July 27, 2009, 09:38:25 AM
"Fucking society?"

Thanks for being anti-American, Tim.  Go back to Cuba or wherever you are from.
Title: Re: Octomom signs Reality TV deal
Post by: Ed Anger on July 27, 2009, 09:38:31 AM
Quote from: Caliga on July 27, 2009, 09:37:39 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 27, 2009, 09:34:24 AM
I'd bang the Octomom.
It would be like waving a flag in space.  :huh:

Oh wait, designer C-section.  :rolleyes:

You are no fun.
Title: Re: Octomom signs Reality TV deal
Post by: KRonn on July 27, 2009, 09:54:40 AM
Oh no...  :(
Title: Re: Octomom signs Reality TV deal
Post by: Grey Fox on July 27, 2009, 10:02:59 AM
Enabling her? I see this has morbid help.
Title: Re: Octomom signs Reality TV deal
Post by: PRC on July 27, 2009, 10:11:02 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on July 27, 2009, 10:02:59 AM
Enabling her? I see this has morbid help.

Yeah, the money will probably be needed by the kids, but that woman is fucked in the head and this will only further her insanity and misguided sense of celebrity.
Title: Re: Octomom signs Reality TV deal
Post by: DisturbedPervert on July 27, 2009, 10:40:27 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on July 27, 2009, 10:02:59 AM
Enabling her? I see this has morbid help.

She'll just use the money to spawn again.
Title: Re: Octomom signs Reality TV deal
Post by: Malthus on July 27, 2009, 10:43:40 AM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on July 27, 2009, 10:40:27 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on July 27, 2009, 10:02:59 AM
Enabling her? I see this has morbid help.

She'll just use the money to spawn again.

Her goal: to spred her DNA further than Ghenghis Khan's.  :D
Title: Re: Octomom signs Reality TV deal
Post by: Barrister on July 27, 2009, 11:02:45 AM
That took longer than I thought it would. :huh:
Title: Re: Octomom signs Reality TV deal
Post by: Caliga on June 27, 2012, 06:28:47 PM
So clips and screen captures of her porno video are starting to leak out.  Verdict:  I'd do her (nice tits). :)
Title: Re: Octomom signs Reality TV deal
Post by: katmai on June 27, 2012, 06:31:34 PM
:x
Title: Re: Octomom signs Reality TV deal
Post by: Caliga on June 27, 2012, 06:33:36 PM
Her over-surgered face is still kind of a turnoff, though.  Maybe I'd just do her from behind.
Title: Re: Octomom signs Reality TV deal
Post by: Ed Anger on June 27, 2012, 07:09:51 PM
Paper bags were invented for a reason.
Title: Re: Octomom signs Reality TV deal
Post by: CountDeMoney on June 27, 2012, 07:15:37 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 27, 2009, 09:34:24 AM
I'd bang the Octomom.

Really?

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Title: Re: Octomom signs Reality TV deal
Post by: Ed Anger on June 27, 2012, 07:16:47 PM
It would make my bucket list more interesting.
Title: Re: Octomom signs Reality TV deal
Post by: CountDeMoney on June 27, 2012, 07:17:21 PM
Yeah, if you use it to vomit in.
Title: Re: Octomom signs Reality TV deal
Post by: derspiess on June 27, 2012, 10:17:27 PM
A bit better than I thought she'd look, but still-- the last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.
Title: Re: Octomom signs Reality TV deal
Post by: DontSayBanana on June 27, 2012, 10:45:39 PM
Quote from: Caliga on July 27, 2009, 09:37:39 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on July 27, 2009, 09:34:24 AM
I'd bang the Octomom.
It would be like waving a flag in space.  :huh:

Oh wait, designer C-section.  :rolleyes:

So is there any tread left on the tires, or at this point would it be more like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?

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Title: Re: Octomom signs Reality TV deal
Post by: Valmy on June 27, 2012, 10:53:20 PM
Damn Cal you tricked me into thinking DP was back.
Title: Re: Octomom signs Reality TV deal
Post by: 11B4V on June 28, 2012, 03:20:55 AM
Eh, doable. Not a keeper though. Hit it and quit it.
Title: Re: Octomom signs Reality TV deal
Post by: Josquius on June 28, 2012, 03:54:21 AM
Surprised they're willing to pay so much

I wonder if there is an (https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fvalidgaming.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F02%2Foctodad2-1310404167.jpg&hash=15cb906b19e2004eebcc996b0cb716bdfcf5829b)
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