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General Category => Off the Record => Topic started by: Barrister on November 15, 2024, 11:22:08 AM

Title: Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul
Post by: Barrister on November 15, 2024, 11:22:08 AM
So this fight which I thought was never going to happen, is apparently happening tonight.

It's being shown on Netflix, so most of you can watch it if you're curious.

In the pre-game videos Tyson looks real good - for a 58 year old.  But Jake Paul looks to be in good shape as well, and he's 27.

Tyson has a ton of fighting experience.  Jake Paul's experience seems to be mostly gimmick matches - but also some fights against legit boxers.  And let's remember - he's 27.

I'm not a Mike Tyson fan - remember this is the guy who went to jail for rape, and who bit off part of Evander Holyfield's ear - but on behalf of old guys everywhere you can't help root for him.  But I can't imagine this is going to end well.
Title: Re: Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul
Post by: Valmy on November 15, 2024, 11:26:00 AM
Supposedly Tyson is a changed man, who has grown spiritually and become wise.

This seems like a bad set of qualities for a boxer.  :ph34r:

I am not entirely sure who Jake Paul is but I vaguely get the notion he sucks. That and my 1980s Nintendo nostalgia puts me in a position where I emotionally kind of hope Tyson wins.

But maybe I am wrong and Jake Paul doesn't suck.

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Title: Re: Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul
Post by: Habbaku on November 15, 2024, 11:35:56 AM
What're the odds that this is a real fight and not just a semi-choreographed brawl that ends with a pre-arranged winner?
Title: Re: Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul
Post by: Syt on November 15, 2024, 11:46:22 AM
Could be, maybe Jake gets pointers from his brother Logan who's in the WWE.
Title: Re: Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul
Post by: Josquius on November 15, 2024, 11:49:10 AM
Hopefully this Paul guy gets crushed. Apparently quite the POS.
Title: Re: Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul
Post by: crazy canuck on November 15, 2024, 12:54:45 PM
So this is just the Wrestling business model now being used by boxing?
Title: Re: Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul
Post by: Grey Fox on November 15, 2024, 01:10:57 PM
Have you seen Tyson's neck? Not sure Paul has what it takes to put a dent in that.
Title: Re: Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul
Post by: Barrister on November 15, 2024, 01:23:55 PM
Quote from: Habbaku on November 15, 2024, 11:35:56 AMWhat're the odds that this is a real fight and not just a semi-choreographed brawl that ends with a pre-arranged winner?

50/50 at best.

I mean - both Paul and Tyson have ties to WWE after all.

My understanding is it's a sanctioned fight, which theoretically should mean it's not fixed the way pro wrestling is.

On the other hand - it's not like boxing has a squeaky clean image...
Title: Re: Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul
Post by: HVC on November 15, 2024, 01:56:45 PM
As far as I know Jake's other fights were real. And whichever side of the leaf iron mike is on now, he's still a psycho.

Now whether a 58 year old still has it in him to go the whole way, I don't know, but that's where pharmaceuticals come in to play.
Title: Re: Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul
Post by: Barrister on November 15, 2024, 02:02:19 PM
Quote from: HVC on November 15, 2024, 01:56:45 PMAs far as I know Jake's other fights were real. And whichever side of the leaf iron mike is on now, he's still a psycho.

"Iron Mike" has had money trouble for years.

I doubt he really wants to get into the ring at this point in his life, but for a reported $20 mil payday he's probably willing to do almost anything.  Including (maybe?) take a dive.
Title: Re: Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul
Post by: HVC on November 15, 2024, 02:08:05 PM
He might want to take a dive, but like he said, everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth. He's a ear eating fighting machine.

And if he fails to take the dive, what's the other side going to do, complain? :D
Title: Re: Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul
Post by: Barrister on November 15, 2024, 02:23:43 PM
Quote from: HVC on November 15, 2024, 02:08:05 PMHe might want to take a dive, but like he said, everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth. He's a ear eating fighting machine.

And if he fails to take the dive, what's the other side going to do, complain? :D

Tyson probably gets his $20 mil no matter what.

But what side deals do they have, and for what money?

What Paul's camp would do is not pay Tyson.

Tyson biting Holyfield was over 25 years ago.  He's a much older man now.
Title: Re: Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul
Post by: HVC on November 15, 2024, 02:31:15 PM
Quote from: Barrister on November 15, 2024, 02:23:43 PMTyson biting Holyfield was over 25 years ago.  He's a much older man now.

Fair enough. I still think that crazy leopards don't change their spots.  But I guess we'll see. Well, I won't, since I'm not watching, but I'll probably watch clips :D
Title: Re: Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul
Post by: Barrister on November 15, 2024, 02:34:42 PM
Quote from: HVC on November 15, 2024, 02:31:15 PM
Quote from: Barrister on November 15, 2024, 02:23:43 PMTyson biting Holyfield was over 25 years ago.  He's a much older man now.

Fair enough. I still think that crazy leopards don't change their spots.  But I guess we'll see. Well, I won't, since I'm not watching, but I'll probably watch clips :D

Maybe not change their spots, but 100% people slow down.

I see that in my job all the time.  All these criminal hell-raisers tend to just age out of the criminal justice system by their mid-40s.
Title: Re: Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul
Post by: HVC on November 15, 2024, 02:52:01 PM
Quote from: Barrister on November 15, 2024, 02:34:42 PM
Quote from: HVC on November 15, 2024, 02:31:15 PM
Quote from: Barrister on November 15, 2024, 02:23:43 PMTyson biting Holyfield was over 25 years ago.  He's a much older man now.

Fair enough. I still think that crazy leopards don't change their spots.  But I guess we'll see. Well, I won't, since I'm not watching, but I'll probably watch clips :D

Maybe not change their spots, but 100% people slow down.

I see that in my job all the time.  All these criminal hell-raisers tend to just age out of the criminal justice system by their mid-40s.

That's where steroids come into play :lol:
Title: Re: Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul
Post by: Barrister on November 15, 2024, 03:07:20 PM
Quote from: HVC on November 15, 2024, 02:52:01 PM
Quote from: Barrister on November 15, 2024, 02:34:42 PM
Quote from: HVC on November 15, 2024, 02:31:15 PM
Quote from: Barrister on November 15, 2024, 02:23:43 PMTyson biting Holyfield was over 25 years ago.  He's a much older man now.

Fair enough. I still think that crazy leopards don't change their spots.  But I guess we'll see. Well, I won't, since I'm not watching, but I'll probably watch clips :D

Maybe not change their spots, but 100% people slow down.

I see that in my job all the time.  All these criminal hell-raisers tend to just age out of the criminal justice system by their mid-40s.

That's where steroids come into play :lol:

It *is* a sanctioned fight though.  So I won't say there won't be any steroids (and, at age 58, Tyson might be able to legally get some anyways) but it's not going to be the wild west.
Title: Re: Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul
Post by: HVC on November 16, 2024, 12:06:41 AM
It started, for those so inclined.
Title: Re: Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul
Post by: HisMajestyBOB on November 16, 2024, 12:16:45 AM
Maybe they can both lose.  :)
Title: Re: Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul
Post by: Admiral Yi on November 16, 2024, 03:40:34 AM
I'm with Rogan.  Anything but a KO of Tyson please.
Title: Re: Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul
Post by: crazy canuck on November 16, 2024, 05:24:00 AM
Spoiler




On the upside the fix was not in.  It was a real boxing match, except the rounds were reduced from 3 to 2 minutes.  If it had been 3 Tyson would not have lasted long.

It was what you would expect when a 58 year old fights a younger man at his physical peak.

One of the commentators summed it up nicely in the fourth round - " this is hard to watch"
Title: Re: Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul
Post by: Josquius on November 16, 2024, 06:15:42 AM
Sounds like it was a terrible advert for attracting new fans to boxing.
Title: Re: Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul
Post by: Admiral Yi on November 16, 2024, 07:06:26 AM

Not so bad.  Tyson didn't get rocked, at least in these highlights.
Title: Re: Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul
Post by: Norgy on November 16, 2024, 08:18:46 AM
Should of course have been marketed as "Rumble with a dongle".
Title: Re: Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul
Post by: crazy canuck on November 16, 2024, 08:43:42 AM
Quote from: Josquius on November 16, 2024, 06:15:42 AMSounds like it was a terrible advert for attracting new fans to boxing.

For people who actually watch the fight yeah, but Yi's post demonstrates that in the age of social media, even the most boring of matches can be converted into something that was not so bad.
Title: Re: Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul
Post by: crazy canuck on November 16, 2024, 09:00:48 AM
Here is the New York Times summary of how bad it was


QuoteThe anticipated boxing match between Jake Paul, the 27-year-old social media influencer, and Mike Tyson, the 58-year-old former heavyweight champion, ended in unspectacular fashion on Friday night as boos rained down from the crowd at AT&T Stadium in Arlington, Texas.

Paul was declared the winner after eight dull rounds during which Tyson looked slow and exhausted. Many fans watching at home were just as displeased: Netflix, which was airing the fight as part of its expansion into live programming, experienced a variety of technical difficulties.
Title: Re: Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul
Post by: Valmy on November 16, 2024, 10:24:55 AM
Wait Jake Paul won on a decision? Well how lame is that?
Title: Re: Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul
Post by: Grey Fox on November 16, 2024, 12:28:26 PM
He wasn't going to knock out a 58 year old man that seemed to have really bad foot speed and balance. TKO at best.
Title: Re: Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul
Post by: crazy canuck on November 16, 2024, 12:34:00 PM
Quote from: Valmy on November 16, 2024, 10:24:55 AMWait Jake Paul won on a decision? Well how lame is that?

What did you think was going to happen?  Tyson lost to ability to move or attack after the second round. He is 58 years old.
Title: Re: Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul
Post by: Valmy on November 16, 2024, 01:38:31 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on November 16, 2024, 12:34:00 PM
Quote from: Valmy on November 16, 2024, 10:24:55 AMWait Jake Paul won on a decision? Well how lame is that?

What did you think was going to happen?  Tyson lost to ability to move or attack after the second round. He is 58 years old.

I don't know. Something stupid.
Title: Re: Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul
Post by: PRC on November 16, 2024, 02:34:12 PM
Father Time is undefeated.

This match was a prize fight, with some nostalgia for the once mighty champ and desire to see this douchebag Jake Paul get the shit kicked out of him. 

Outside of this novelty match boxing is having a bit of a moment right now, largely thanks to Turki Al-Sheikh and the Saudi efforts to sports-wash their reputation. 

The recent Beterbiev vs. Bivol in Riyadh was an all-time banger with a rematch coming.  Fury vs. Usyk delivered as well and that rematch is right around the corner.  Saudi's also just signed Inoue to some kind of deal and he is currently the most exciting and dominant boxer on the scene.
Title: Re: Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul
Post by: celedhring on November 16, 2024, 02:44:50 PM
The last boxing match I ever watched was one of the Pacquiao-Márquez bouts. And I don't even remember which  :P
Title: Re: Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul
Post by: Josquius on November 16, 2024, 08:28:03 PM
I was out in the car today and noticed electric billboards along the road (dystopia :() that flash through ads and news. It had this as one of the main stories that kept popping up :bleeding:
Title: Re: Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul
Post by: crazy canuck on November 20, 2024, 11:04:41 AM
Here are some highlights of the fight

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DChqN8BS6A_/?igsh=MTkweDRwdHJzNG16dQ==
Title: Re: Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul
Post by: garbon on November 20, 2024, 11:31:14 AM
Quote from: Josquius on November 16, 2024, 08:28:03 PMI was out in the car today and noticed electric billboards along the road (dystopia :() that flash through ads and news had this as one of the main stories that kept popping up :bleeding:

We deserve the world we create
Title: Re: Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul
Post by: mongers on November 20, 2024, 01:11:39 PM
Quote from: garbon on November 20, 2024, 11:31:14 AM
Quote from: Josquius on November 16, 2024, 08:28:03 PMI was out in the car today and noticed electric billboards along the road (dystopia :() that flash through ads and news had this as one of the main stories that kept popping up :bleeding:

We deserve the world we create

Freddie might disagree.  :bowler:
Title: Re: Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul
Post by: The Minsky Moment on November 20, 2024, 06:25:19 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on November 20, 2024, 11:04:41 AMHere are some highlights of the fight

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DChqN8BS6A_/?igsh=MTkweDRwdHJzNG16dQ==

Now you've made me regret missing it.
Title: Re: Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul
Post by: crazy canuck on November 20, 2024, 10:54:24 PM
 :D