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General Category => Off the Record => Topic started by: Razgovory on July 23, 2009, 11:32:20 PM

Poll
Question: Is Siegebreaker actually a Jew or is he really an Arab?
Option 1: He's Jew struggling against stereotypes
Option 2: He's an Arab trying to besmirch the name of Israel
Title: Is Siegy really a Jew?
Post by: Razgovory on July 23, 2009, 11:32:20 PM
The time has come to finally decide whether or not Siegy is Jewish.  He could possibly be a brave Jewish lad who tries very had to overturn age old stereotypes about his people being smart and good with money.  On the the other hand he could be an Arab working to besmirch the name of a noble people.  This poll is legally binding and the results will be send to the census office.  America is a democracy and we decide things by a vote.  Even facts.
Title: Re: Is Siegy really a Jew?
Post by: DontSayBanana on July 23, 2009, 11:35:35 PM
You know Neil is going to write in that he's a Chinese national who went under the knife so he could embed himself in the IDF and then the USA. ^_^
Title: Re: Is Siegy really a Jew?
Post by: Razgovory on July 23, 2009, 11:39:02 PM
I didn't think of that option.
Title: Re: Is Siegy really a Jew?
Post by: DontSayBanana on July 23, 2009, 11:45:18 PM
Anyway, I voted Jew. Siegy doesn't strike me as a very good actor. The hissy fit he threw when we changed nicks was priceless.
Title: Re: Is Siegy really a Jew?
Post by: Siege on July 23, 2009, 11:45:32 PM
Raz, go back to your cave and order some fast/fat food.

I'm gonna get a job at pizza hut to deliver a hot steammy vegetable pizza to your door!

Title: Re: Is Siegy really a Jew?
Post by: DontSayBanana on July 23, 2009, 11:46:35 PM
Quote from: Siege on July 23, 2009, 11:45:32 PM
Raz, go back to your cave and order some fast/fat food.

I'm gonna get a job at pizza hut to deliver a hot steammy vegetable pizza to your door!

If you're trying to get back at him, it's sausage pizza, Siege. :contract:
Title: Re: Is Siegy really a Jew?
Post by: Alcibiades on July 23, 2009, 11:48:16 PM
:lol:
Title: Re: Is Siegy really a Jew?
Post by: Siege on July 23, 2009, 11:48:25 PM
Quote from: DontSayBanana on July 23, 2009, 11:45:18 PM
Anyway, I voted Jew. Siegy doesn't strike me as a very good actor. The hissy fit he threw when we changed nicks was priceless.

I didn't threw no hissy fit!
Come on.
Anybody here post his opinion, and is a post.
I do the same, and is a "hissy fit".

Who is in charge of Equal oportunity over here?
Title: Re: Is Siegy really a Jew?
Post by: Siege on July 23, 2009, 11:49:30 PM
Quote from: DontSayBanana on July 23, 2009, 11:46:35 PM
Quote from: Siege on July 23, 2009, 11:45:32 PM
Raz, go back to your cave and order some fast/fat food.

I'm gonna get a job at pizza hut to deliver a hot steammy vegetable pizza to your door!

If you're trying to get back at him, it's sausage pizza, Siege. :contract:

Yeah, that's what I meant. With lots of bacon and beef mixed with cheese.

Title: Re: Is Siegy really a Jew?
Post by: Siege on July 23, 2009, 11:52:46 PM
Raz, that picture of yours, did you take it back 10 years ago when you were skinny?
Before expending 12 hours a day posting in languish eating fat-food and drinking cheap beer?


How do you do to get laid?
Oh wait, you don't know what that means.

Title: Re: Is Siegy really a Jew?
Post by: DontSayBanana on July 23, 2009, 11:56:28 PM
Sure, everyone's got their opinions, and several others didn't like the name changes, but none were so... strident about it.

P.S. Triple-post, plus badly mangling the grammer(sic) and speeling(sic) of your "witty retort" hardly qualifies as a "ZOMG BURNED." ;)
Title: Re: Is Siegy really a Jew?
Post by: Siege on July 23, 2009, 11:58:53 PM
Quote from: DontSayBanana on July 23, 2009, 11:56:28 PM
Sure, everyone's got their opinions, and several others didn't like the name changes, but none were so... strident about it.

P.S. Triple-post, plus badly mangling the grammer(sic) and speeling(sic) of your "witty retort" hardly qualifies as a "ZOMG BURNED." ;)
\\


What?
Anglet ain;t my first language.
I got no problem speaking it, or yelling it, but I agree my grammar sucks.

Title: Re: Is Siegy really a Jew?
Post by: DontSayBanana on July 24, 2009, 12:05:31 AM
Quote from: Siege on July 23, 2009, 11:58:53 PM
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What?
Anglet ain;t my first language.
I got no problem speaking it, or yelling it, but I agree my grammar sucks.

:lmfao: I just love the bit where I have to reread what you typed to figure out what you were trying to insult someone with.
Title: Re: Is Siegy really a Jew?
Post by: Razgovory on July 24, 2009, 12:12:46 AM
I thought Siegy was threating to screw up my Pizza order. Though really it would just come out his pay check.
Title: Re: Is Siegy really a Jew?
Post by: Razgovory on July 24, 2009, 12:18:02 AM
QuoteMy paycheck? Mothefucker, you touch my paycheck and you gonna make me cry.
And you DON"T want to make me cry!

Why did you delete this post Siegy?  I thought it was very touching.  I don't want to make you cry.
Title: Re: Is Siegy really a Jew?
Post by: Siege on July 24, 2009, 12:19:02 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on July 24, 2009, 12:18:02 AM
QuoteMy paycheck? Mothefucker, you touch my paycheck and you gonna make me cry.
And you DON"T want to make me cry!

Why did you delete this post Siegy?  I thought it was very touching.  I don't want to make you cry.

I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!111!!!1


Title: Re: Is Siegy really a Jew?
Post by: Razgovory on July 24, 2009, 12:21:33 AM
With a vegetable pizza?
Title: Re: Is Siegy really a Jew?
Post by: HisMajestyBOB on July 24, 2009, 12:38:27 AM
He'll throw it down your well.
Title: Re: Is Siegy really a Jew?
Post by: BuddhaRhubarb on July 24, 2009, 12:51:22 AM
funny thread kutgw
Title: Re: Is Siegy really a Jew?
Post by: The Brain on July 24, 2009, 03:11:13 AM
 :)
Title: Re: Is Siegy really a Jew?
Post by: Jaron on July 24, 2009, 03:30:47 AM
 :)
Title: Re: Is Siegy really a Jew?
Post by: Neil on July 24, 2009, 06:23:15 AM
Quote from: Siege on July 23, 2009, 11:48:25 PM
Who is in charge of Equal oportunity over here?
Me.

Besides, Siege got himself a customer title at the beginning of the week that should answer this question once and for all.  It was intended to reflect his conspiracy nonsense about the moon, but this is good too.
Title: Re: Is Siegy really a Jew?
Post by: Ed Anger on July 24, 2009, 08:29:12 AM
He's not an American at least.
Title: Re: Is Siegy really a Jew?
Post by: DGuller on July 24, 2009, 08:45:25 AM
He's a Jew, but not the good, Ashkenazi kind.  There is not danger to stereotypes, those usually apply only to Ashkenazis.
Title: Re: Is Siegy really a Jew?
Post by: Fate on July 24, 2009, 08:46:58 AM
There's a good kind of Jew?  :huh:

Be proud of your Arab heritage, Siege. The faithful shall inherit the Earth, in ลกāʾ Allāh.
Title: Re: Is Siegy really a Jew?
Post by: Fireblade on July 24, 2009, 09:12:17 AM
Ashkenazis = Europeans who are REALLY good with money
Sefardis = sand niggers
Title: Re: Is Siegy really a Jew?
Post by: Valmy on July 24, 2009, 09:15:33 AM
Quote from: DGuller on July 24, 2009, 08:45:25 AM
He's a Jew, but not the good, Ashkenazi kind.  There is not danger to stereotypes, those usually apply only to Ashkenazis.

Should the Ashkenazis consider a final solution to the Mizrahi-Sefardi problem?
Title: Re: Is Siegy really a Jew?
Post by: Josquius on July 25, 2009, 05:34:26 AM
As the Jew comes too old to reproduce and pursue money for the good of its own blood it instead switches over into working for the good of the entire Jewish race.
...
Or was that Ringworld.
Title: Re: Is Siegy really a Jew?
Post by: Martinus on July 25, 2009, 06:45:07 AM
Either way, there is hope he gets KIA.  :cool:
Title: Re: Is Siegy really a Jew?
Post by: Neil on July 25, 2009, 07:44:47 AM
Quote from: Tyr on July 25, 2009, 05:34:26 AM
As the Jew comes too old to reproduce and pursue money for the good of its own blood it instead switches over into working for the good of the entire Jewish race.
...
Or was that Ringworld.
No, that only happens if all his decendents die.
Title: Re: Is Siegy really a Jew?
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on July 25, 2009, 10:19:00 AM
Siege is obviously who he says he is.  Raz on the other hand is probably one of Ogle's long term projects.
Title: Re: Is Siegy really a Jew?
Post by: Josquius on July 25, 2009, 11:09:17 AM
Quote from: Neil on July 25, 2009, 07:44:47 AM
No, that only happens if all his decendents die.
He has kids? :unsure:/:worried:
Title: Re: Is Siegy really a Jew?
Post by: Viking on July 25, 2009, 11:15:10 AM
Quote from: Valmy on July 24, 2009, 09:15:33 AM

Should the Ashkenazis consider a final solution to the Mizrahi-Sefardi problem?

Give them guns and have them settle in the West Bank thus solving the Mizrahi-Sefardi and the Arab problems in one go.
Title: Re: Is Siegy really a Jew?
Post by: Razgovory on July 25, 2009, 01:30:52 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on July 25, 2009, 10:19:00 AM
Siege is obviously who he says he is.  Raz on the other hand is probably one of Ogle's long term projects.

Ogle is dead.  Jumped into a moniter lizard enclosure at the zoo.
Title: Re: Is Siegy really a Jew?
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on July 25, 2009, 01:35:02 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on July 25, 2009, 01:30:52 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on July 25, 2009, 10:19:00 AM
Siege is obviously who he says he is.  Raz on the other hand is probably one of Ogle's long term projects.

Ogle is dead.  Jumped into a moniter lizard enclosure at the zoo.
Fair enough.  Ogles is dead.  And Raz has risen like a drab phoenix from the tortured remains.
Title: Re: Is Siegy really a Jew?
Post by: Razgovory on July 25, 2009, 01:36:00 PM
We were contemporaries.
Title: Re: Is Siegy really a Jew?
Post by: Razgovory on July 25, 2009, 01:43:37 PM
Quote from: Martinus on July 25, 2009, 06:45:07 AM
Either way, there is hope he gets KIA.  :cool:

Those South Korean cars any good?
Title: Re: Is Siegy really a Jew?
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on July 25, 2009, 01:50:03 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on July 25, 2009, 01:43:37 PM
Quote from: Martinus on July 25, 2009, 06:45:07 AM
Either way, there is hope he gets KIA.  :cool:

Those South Korean cars any good?
I quite like my Sonata.
Title: Re: Is Siegy really a Jew?
Post by: Razgovory on July 25, 2009, 02:00:42 PM
Then it uncharacteristically nice for Marty to hope Siegy gets something nice.
Title: Re: Is Siegy really a Jew?
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on July 25, 2009, 09:59:58 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on July 25, 2009, 01:36:00 PM
We were contemporaries.
Hah! Prove it.
Title: Re: Is Siegy really a Jew?
Post by: Razgovory on July 25, 2009, 10:12:12 PM
I am an American.  We never lie.
Title: Re: Is Siegy really a Jew?
Post by: Razgovory on July 27, 2009, 05:40:47 PM
Better hurry up and vote.  I'll be telling the guys at ACORN doing the census that they should include another arab.
Title: Re: Is Siegy really a Jew?
Post by: Siege on July 27, 2009, 11:58:28 PM
Not funny, Raz.

Stop your shameless bumping of this thread.

Title: Re: Is Siegy really a Jew?
Post by: Razgovory on July 28, 2009, 04:27:10 AM
Quote from: Siege on July 27, 2009, 11:58:28 PM
Not funny, Raz.

Stop your shameless bumping of this thread.

I thought it was funny.  Especially the pizza and crying part.  But I'll stop bumping.
Title: Re: Is Siegy really a Jew?
Post by: saskganesh on July 28, 2009, 08:11:01 AM
voted Arab as he missed out on 2000 years of European history.
Title: Re: Is Siegy really a Jew?
Post by: dps on July 28, 2009, 12:17:39 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on July 28, 2009, 04:27:10 AM
Quote from: Siege on July 27, 2009, 11:58:28 PM
Not funny, Raz.

Stop your shameless bumping of this thread.

Hmm, maybe somebody else will take up the slack on that.

I thought it was funny.  Especially the pizza and crying part.  But I'll stop bumping.
Title: Re: Is Siegy really a Jew?
Post by: PDH on July 28, 2009, 04:47:16 PM
(bump)
Title: Re: Is Siegy really a Jew?
Post by: DGuller on July 28, 2009, 04:49:44 PM
Quote from: saskganesh on July 28, 2009, 08:11:01 AM
voted Arab as he missed out on 2000 years of European history.
And millions of years of human history, while we're at it.
Title: Re: Is Siegy really a Jew?
Post by: HVC on July 28, 2009, 07:06:22 PM
Saphardi jews and arab muslims are like two brothers who follow opposing sports teams.
Title: Re: Is Siegy really a Jew?
Post by: Valmy on July 28, 2009, 08:49:42 PM
Quote from: HVC on July 28, 2009, 07:06:22 PM
Saphardi jews and arab muslims are like two brothers who follow opposing sports teams.

Don't you mean Mizrahi Jews?  Sephardi Jews are the Hispanic Jews.
Title: Re: Is Siegy really a Jew?
Post by: DontSayBanana on July 28, 2009, 09:44:43 PM
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F1.bp.blogspot.com%2F_iBxAzFjPTxU%2FSCN523JYEkI%2FAAAAAAAACYw%2F3UB9rPZ5gLs%2Fs400%2FspeedBump-717474.jpg&hash=9308618d2adea508177b435b046ba225e0dac181)
Title: Re: Is Siegy really a Jew?
Post by: HVC on July 28, 2009, 09:47:26 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 28, 2009, 08:49:42 PM
Quote from: HVC on July 28, 2009, 07:06:22 PM
Saphardi jews and arab muslims are like two brothers who follow opposing sports teams.

Don't you mean Mizrahi Jews?  Sephardi Jews are the Hispanic Jews.
most of them haven't been hispanic in like 500 years.
Title: Re: Is Siegy really a Jew?
Post by: CountDeMoney on July 28, 2009, 09:51:34 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLx5C_qvIYQ
Title: Re: Is Siegy really a Jew?
Post by: Siege on July 28, 2009, 11:06:36 PM
Quote from: HVC on July 28, 2009, 09:47:26 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 28, 2009, 08:49:42 PM
Quote from: HVC on July 28, 2009, 07:06:22 PM
Saphardi jews and arab muslims are like two brothers who follow opposing sports teams.

Don't you mean Mizrahi Jews?  Sephardi Jews are the Hispanic Jews.
most of them haven't been hispanic in like 500 years.

You are a retard.

All sefaradim are not north african, and most north african sefaradim do speak ladino.
Title: Re: Is Siegy really a Jew?
Post by: Razgovory on July 29, 2009, 06:22:32 AM
Even when this thread dies it will live on in my Sig.
Title: Re: Is Siegy really a Jew?
Post by: saskganesh on July 29, 2009, 10:32:46 AM
Quote from: DGuller on July 28, 2009, 04:49:44 PM
Quote from: saskganesh on July 28, 2009, 08:11:01 AM
voted Arab as he missed out on 2000 years of European history.
And millions of years of human history, while we're at it.

to be fair, Seigy would not be out of place in Maccabees, fighting the Seleucids, so 2000 years is about right. :)