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Title: Slag Off a Family Member or Relative Thread
Post by: mongers on June 09, 2021, 07:50:26 AM
My brother's family was visiting this weekend, man they buy my nephews a LOT of toys. Arriving in the morning, they'd already been to the town's toyshop to buy one a Britains digger and that was in the knowledge that their aunt had promised a trip to said same toyshop for later in the day.  :huh:


I thought this might be a good thread for venting and semi-irrational complaints about relatives, and perhaps to take some of the burden off Syt for his American relatives, who are the only ones who regularly get criticised on Languish.
Title: Re: Slag Off a Family Member or Relative Thread
Post by: Eddie Teach on June 09, 2021, 09:15:11 AM
Some of my relatives also buy too many toys but none for me.  :mad:
Title: Re: Slag Off a Family Member or Relative Thread
Post by: Josquius on June 09, 2021, 09:31:14 AM
My uncle sort of flipped out when I said my babies weight in kilograms rather than in "English".
Unnaturally so.
I think the gammon have gotten to him.
Title: Re: Slag Off a Family Member or Relative Thread
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 09, 2021, 09:34:42 AM
Quote from: Tyr on June 09, 2021, 09:31:14 AM
My uncle sort of flipped out when I said my babies weight in kilograms rather than in "English".
Unnaturally so.
I think the gammon have gotten to him.

What's "English" (sic) for babies? Pounds (not metric) or stones?  :P
Title: Re: Slag Off a Family Member or Relative Thread
Post by: Josquius on June 09, 2021, 09:39:12 AM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on June 09, 2021, 09:34:42 AM
Quote from: Tyr on June 09, 2021, 09:31:14 AM
My uncle sort of flipped out when I said my babies weight in kilograms rather than in "English".
Unnaturally so.
I think the gammon have gotten to him.

What's "English" (sic) for babies? Pounds (not metric) or stones?  :P
Pounds apparently.
Which is not something I ever learned. When I was a kid I always just used stones. Seems to be the way a lot of non-medical people weigh babies though.
Title: Re: Slag Off a Family Member or Relative Thread
Post by: Threviel on June 09, 2021, 10:04:53 AM
What's the deal with baby weight anyway? If the baby is fine it's totally irrelevant information, why is everyone obsessed with it?
Title: Re: Slag Off a Family Member or Relative Thread
Post by: merithyn on June 09, 2021, 10:09:13 AM
Quote from: Threviel on June 09, 2021, 10:04:53 AM
What's the deal with baby weight anyway? If the baby is fine it's totally irrelevant information, why is everyone obsessed with it?

It's a way to determine size for gifts, at the very least.
Title: Re: Slag Off a Family Member or Relative Thread
Post by: Duque de Bragança on June 09, 2021, 10:10:58 AM
Quote from: Tyr on June 09, 2021, 09:39:12 AM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on June 09, 2021, 09:34:42 AM
Quote from: Tyr on June 09, 2021, 09:31:14 AM
My uncle sort of flipped out when I said my babies weight in kilograms rather than in "English".
Unnaturally so.
I think the gammon have gotten to him.

What's "English" (sic) for babies? Pounds (not metric) or stones?  :P
Pounds apparently.
Which is not something I ever learned. When I was a kid I always just used stones. Seems to be the way a lot of non-medical people weigh babies though.

You could always try metric pounds.  :P