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Poll
Question: Pour qui votez-vous ?
Option 1: votes: 0
Option 2: votes: 4
Option 3: votes: 5
Option 4: votes: 4
Option 5: votes: 1
Option 6: votes: 0
Option 7: votes: 1
Option 8: votes: 1
Option 9: votes: 4
Option 10: votes: 0
Title: Vote for the European Parliament, French edition.
Post by: Duque de Bragança on May 22, 2019, 10:30:00 AM
Explanations following shortly, if asked for. Some are pretty easy to figure out.
Not all lists, obviously.(//)
Title: Re: Vote for the European Parliament, French edition.
Post by: frunk on May 22, 2019, 10:33:54 AM
Hmm, one guy is offering me a sandwich, pretty good deal.
Title: Re: Vote for the European Parliament, French edition.
Post by: Admiral Yi on May 22, 2019, 10:38:03 AM
Crazy bearded Trotskyite traffic stopper dude.
Title: Re: Vote for the European Parliament, French edition.
Post by: Duque de Bragança on May 22, 2019, 10:43:45 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on May 22, 2019, 10:38:03 AM
Crazy bearded Trotskyite traffic stopper dude.

There is actually (only) a Trotskyite, but not the one you pointed out.
Title: Re: Vote for the European Parliament, French edition.
Post by: Admiral Yi on May 22, 2019, 10:45:12 AM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on May 22, 2019, 10:43:45 AM
There is actually (only) a Trotskyite, but not the one you pointed out.

But he's wearing the hat.
Title: Re: Vote for the European Parliament, French edition.
Post by: Duque de Bragança on May 22, 2019, 10:46:17 AM
Quote from: frunk on May 22, 2019, 10:33:54 AM
Hmm, one guy is offering me a sandwich, pretty good deal.

A döner/kebab to be precise. According to him, that's edgy. But then he did not like Brest because there was too many whites there.
Less charitable souls told him to have a saucisson (dry cured sausage) and wine in Raqqa.
Title: Re: Vote for the European Parliament, French edition.
Post by: Duque de Bragança on May 22, 2019, 10:46:51 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on May 22, 2019, 10:45:12 AM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on May 22, 2019, 10:43:45 AM
There is actually (only) a Trotskyite, but not the one you pointed out.

But he's wearing the hat.

Not good enough, only a fashion statement, the yellow vest is more important nowadays.
Title: Re: Vote for the European Parliament, French edition.
Post by: Oexmelin on May 22, 2019, 10:57:19 AM
Contre la jeunesse,
Vote FN
Title: Re: Vote for the European Parliament, French edition.
Post by: Duque de Bragança on May 22, 2019, 11:01:52 AM
That one was easy, but it's really RN (not Route Nationale) now. Marine, in one of her brilliant ideas, changed the name of the party.
Very popular among the youth actually, their youth wing is quite famous for being more radical than the main party.

PS: hideous colours reminding of the darkest time in our history, the '90s and Eurodance.
Title: Re: Vote for the European Parliament, French edition.
Post by: celedhring on May 22, 2019, 11:04:39 AM
Going to assume the ones wearing yellow vests are rabid populists, the first one is FN, so he's also out of the picture. I'd ordinarily vote for sandwich guy for looking like a nice fella, but I actually know who he is and it would feel like cheating  :P

Blue scarf woman seems harmless and pleasant.
Title: Re: Vote for the European Parliament, French edition.
Post by: Savonarola on May 22, 2019, 11:05:59 AM
Went with #4; she looks like the queen of alienated youth.
Title: Re: Vote for the European Parliament, French edition.
Post by: Duque de Bragança on May 22, 2019, 11:07:49 AM
Quote from: Savonarola on May 22, 2019, 11:05:59 AM
Went with #4; she looks like the queen of alienated youth.

If by alienated youth, you mean leftist, both pro-Putin and both pro-islam/immigration (quite the combination!) then by all means. :)
Not truely anti-European but willing some radical changes, à la Die Linke in Germany.
Title: Re: Vote for the European Parliament, French edition.
Post by: Duque de Bragança on May 22, 2019, 11:09:10 AM
Quote from: celedhring on May 22, 2019, 11:04:39 AM
Going to assume the ones wearing yellow vests are rabid populists, the first one is FN, so he's also out of the picture. I'd ordinarily vote for sandwich guy for looking like a nice fella, but I actually know who he is and I won't  :P

Blue scarf woman seems harmless and pleasant.

The bearded one, is a harmless loon, unless you count his singing, never linked to the FN. As for the cyclops, he gave a leftist slant to the FN not so long ago but quit. Homosexual who was outed by some self-proclaimed anti-fascists.
Benny Hill is pretty much a disaster, so Jupiter had to show up in the campaign. There was also a small scandal when it was revealed she was in a far right student list some 30 years ago.
Title: Re: Vote for the European Parliament, French edition.
Post by: Admiral Yi on May 22, 2019, 11:11:37 AM
Did the FN rebrand as RN?
Title: Re: Vote for the European Parliament, French edition.
Post by: Duque de Bragança on May 22, 2019, 11:14:17 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on May 22, 2019, 11:11:37 AM
Did the FN rebrand as RN?

Yep, as I mentioned to Oex.
Title: Re: Vote for the European Parliament, French edition.
Post by: Duque de Bragança on May 22, 2019, 11:16:12 AM
Dammit, I forgot to include the Frexit candidate!

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.over-blog-kiwi.com%2F1%2F44%2F95%2F69%2F20180219%2Fob_7785f2_frexit-asselineau.jpg&hash=839e8dcaf325eba28146dc7b898983d8b02fa213)

PS: ouf ot NATO too.
Title: Re: Vote for the European Parliament, French edition.
Post by: The Larch on May 22, 2019, 11:37:08 AM
Didn't know Captain Haddock had entered politics. Debate will surely be much more colourful with him around.
Title: Re: Vote for the European Parliament, French edition.
Post by: Valmy on May 22, 2019, 12:01:58 PM
The Frexit Party sounds like it will take votes away from the Le Pen Party :hmm:

In any case I support the big ears party.
Title: Re: Vote for the European Parliament, French edition.
Post by: Zanza on May 22, 2019, 01:22:36 PM
Yellow vest, hat and beard guy. He looks properly crazy.
Title: Re: Vote for the European Parliament, French edition.
Post by: Syt on May 22, 2019, 01:32:49 PM
I can't not vote for Benny Hill.
Title: Re: Vote for the European Parliament, French edition.
Post by: garbon on May 22, 2019, 01:38:34 PM
I picked the lady with attitude.
Title: Re: Vote for the European Parliament, French edition.
Post by: Grey Fox on May 22, 2019, 01:47:48 PM
#5 Looks like an American.
Title: Re: Vote for the European Parliament, French edition.
Post by: Barrister on May 22, 2019, 02:36:16 PM
Going to vote #3, dumbo.
Title: Re: Vote for the European Parliament, French edition.
Post by: Iormlund on May 22, 2019, 02:52:40 PM
Quote from: Syt on May 22, 2019, 01:32:49 PM
I can't not vote for Benny Hill.
:yes:
Title: Re: Vote for the European Parliament, French edition.
Post by: Razgovory on May 22, 2019, 03:24:46 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on May 22, 2019, 10:45:12 AM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on May 22, 2019, 10:43:45 AM
There is actually (only) a Trotskyite, but not the one you pointed out.

But he's wearing the hat.


I have the same hat!
Title: Re: Vote for the European Parliament, French edition.
Post by: Barrister on May 22, 2019, 03:26:29 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on May 22, 2019, 03:24:46 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on May 22, 2019, 10:45:12 AM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on May 22, 2019, 10:43:45 AM
There is actually (only) a Trotskyite, but not the one you pointed out.

But he's wearing the hat.


I have the same hat!

Don't you think it was time you gave it back to that French politician then? :yeahright:
Title: Re: Vote for the European Parliament, French edition.
Post by: Josquius on May 22, 2019, 05:49:22 PM
In France yellow vest still keeps the original left wing connotations right?
It hasn't been so totally taken over by the far right as in the UK?
Title: Re: Vote for the European Parliament, French edition.
Post by: Duque de Bragança on May 23, 2019, 05:52:38 AM
Wasn't leftwing to begin with. Apolitical. Of course, parties tried to hijack it later on for political purposes.
Title: Re: Vote for the European Parliament, French edition.
Post by: Grinning_Colossus on May 23, 2019, 06:09:17 AM
Voted for Fidel.
Title: Re: Vote for the European Parliament, French edition.
Post by: Duque de Bragança on May 23, 2019, 06:33:21 AM
For Captain Haddock and Fidel fans (i.e Francis Lalanne):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qimX8qY8fF8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qimX8qY8fF8)

Alain Delon inside.
Title: Re: Vote for the European Parliament, French edition.
Post by: Duque de Bragança on May 23, 2019, 12:56:06 PM
Quote from: Valmy on May 22, 2019, 12:01:58 PM
The Frexit Party sounds like it will take votes away from the Le Pen Party :hmm:

In any case I support the big ears party.

Around 1 percentage point, yes. Since the threshold is at 5 %, it won't change anything.
Valmy supports the conservatives!  :D Well, not the true counter-revolutionaries but now he has shown girondin tendencies.  :P
Title: Re: Vote for the European Parliament, French edition.
Post by: Duque de Bragança on May 23, 2019, 12:58:07 PM
As for Captain Haddock/Trotsky (Francis Lalanne), another fun fact:

he had the support of Esther Koiman a.k.a as the '90s pornstar Zara Whites, now an independent Green and vegetarian pasionaria. In an election against Manuel Valls, no less. Only 1% though.j :(
Title: Re: Vote for the European Parliament, French edition.
Post by: Valmy on May 23, 2019, 01:09:27 PM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on May 23, 2019, 12:56:06 PM
Valmy supports the conservatives!  :D Well, not the true counter-revolutionaries but now he has shown girondin tendencies.  :P

Well the Girondists were still in charge during Valmy :hmm:  :ph34r:
Title: Re: Vote for the European Parliament, French edition.
Post by: Duque de Bragança on May 23, 2019, 01:58:18 PM
Quote from: Valmy on May 23, 2019, 01:09:27 PM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on May 23, 2019, 12:56:06 PM
Valmy supports the conservatives!  :D Well, not the true counter-revolutionaries but now he has shown girondin tendencies.  :P

Well the Girondists were still in charge during Valmy :hmm:  :ph34r:

Not good enough for Jacobins and Fouquier-Tinville, sorry. Need I to remind you that Robespierre was opposed to declaring war? cf. missionnaires armés
Title: Re: Vote for the European Parliament, French edition.
Post by: Syt on May 23, 2019, 02:02:20 PM
Here's a game for Valmy:

https://www.gog.com/game/we_the_revolution

QuoteWe. The Revolution is a unique game with a singular art style set in the blood-soaked and paranoid world of the French Revolution, where often you could not tell a friend from an enemy. As a judge of the Revolutionary Tribunal, you will have to trudge through this setting passing sentences, playing a dangerous political game, and doing everything in your power to not to be guillotined as an enemy of revolution. At the end of a day you will also confront your decisions with your family and very often they will see it differently.

The plot of We. The Revolution will put you in morally ambiguous situations in which there are no obvious solutions, and the decisions you make are never unambiguous. The power over human life and death is a heavy burden, responsibility and strength that can affect the fate of the revolution. keep that in mind each time when passing sentence in the courtroom, while assigning tasks to your agents, giving speeches, and weaving political intrigue behind the scenes. Addressed chiefly to players who enjoy to settle moral dilemmas, make complex personal choices, and immerse themselves in the world of sophisticated political intrigue.

:P
Title: Re: Vote for the European Parliament, French edition.
Post by: Valmy on May 23, 2019, 02:06:07 PM
Quote from: Syt on May 23, 2019, 02:02:20 PM
Here's a game for Valmy:

https://www.gog.com/game/we_the_revolution

QuoteWe. The Revolution is a unique game with a singular art style set in the blood-soaked and paranoid world of the French Revolution, where often you could not tell a friend from an enemy. As a judge of the Revolutionary Tribunal, you will have to trudge through this setting passing sentences, playing a dangerous political game, and doing everything in your power to not to be guillotined as an enemy of revolution. At the end of a day you will also confront your decisions with your family and very often they will see it differently.

The plot of We. The Revolution will put you in morally ambiguous situations in which there are no obvious solutions, and the decisions you make are never unambiguous. The power over human life and death is a heavy burden, responsibility and strength that can affect the fate of the revolution. keep that in mind each time when passing sentence in the courtroom, while assigning tasks to your agents, giving speeches, and weaving political intrigue behind the scenes. Addressed chiefly to players who enjoy to settle moral dilemmas, make complex personal choices, and immerse themselves in the world of sophisticated political intrigue.

:P

Oh. My. Culte de la Raison.
Title: Re: Vote for the European Parliament, French edition.
Post by: Valmy on May 23, 2019, 02:16:30 PM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on May 23, 2019, 01:58:18 PM
Not good enough for Jacobins and Fouquier-Tinville, sorry. Need I to remind you that Robespierre was opposed to declaring war? cf. missionnaires armés

He was right. The war sowed the seeds of counter-revolution.

Of course without the war it would have been much harder to execute Citizen Capet for treason. :hmm:
Title: Re: Vote for the European Parliament, French edition.
Post by: Duque de Bragança on May 24, 2019, 05:04:27 AM
Quote from: Valmy on May 23, 2019, 02:16:30 PM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on May 23, 2019, 01:58:18 PM
Not good enough for Jacobins and Fouquier-Tinville, sorry. Need I to remind you that Robespierre was opposed to declaring war? cf. missionnaires armés

He was right. The war sowed the seeds of counter-revolution.

Of course without the war it would have been much harder to execute Citizen Capet for treason. :hmm:

Which then opens the Marie-Antoinette question...
Title: Re: Vote for the European Parliament, French edition.
Post by: Duque de Bragança on May 27, 2019, 06:34:05 AM
If you are too lazy to check the other thread, or perhaps want do discuss the specifics of French European elections.

(https://www.francetvinfo.fr/image/75nedxws5-66d8/1200/450/19380791.jpg)

The Greens are third, biggest surprise. However, the second on their list, Michèle Rivasi is a well-known anti-vaxxer, who claims to be merely "vaccine-critic" and anti "Big Pharma".  :x
She organised for instance a screening of Andrew Wakefield's Vaxxed in Brussels. Tried to screen it at the European parliament but was prevented to do so. That was too much, even if paid by European taxpayer money.
Anti-vaccine rhetoric was toned down during the campaign but now it's party time!

https://www.francetvinfo.fr/sante/vaccins/la-numero-2-de-la-liste-eelv-aux-elections-europeennes-michele-rivasi-a-t-elle-tenu-des-propos-anti-vaccins_3233011.html (https://www.francetvinfo.fr/sante/vaccins/la-numero-2-de-la-liste-eelv-aux-elections-europeennes-michele-rivasi-a-t-elle-tenu-des-propos-anti-vaccins_3233011.html)"
"Vaccines create more problems than they solve" on her blog. Conveniently removed some time after, of course.

As always, Languish does not agree with the French electorate.  :P