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Title: World's oldest mother, 69, dies, leaves two year old twins.
Post by: Syt on July 15, 2009, 11:24:12 AM
BBC: World's oldest mother dies at 69 (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/8152002.stm)

QuoteA Spanish woman who became the world's oldest new mother when she gave birth in 2006 to twin boys at the age of 66 has died, her family has said.

The brother of Maria del Carmen Bousada de Lara told the paper Diario de Cadiz she passed away on Saturday, aged 69.

It said she had been diagnosed with cancer shortly after giving birth.

In 2007, Ms Bousada de Lara said she had lied about her age to doctors at a fertility clinic in California to get IVF treatment, telling them she was 55.

Ms Bousada de Lara argued that there was no reason to believe she would not have as long a life as her mother, who died at the age of 101. She even joked that she might live to see her grandchildren.

She also insisted that if she died prematurely her sons Christian and Pau, who are now two years old, would never be alone.

"There are lots of young people in our family," she added.

When the twins were born in Barcelona on 29 December 2006, Ms Bousada de Lara was aged 66 years 358 days, 130 days older than Romanian Adriana Iliescu, who gave birth in 2005 to a baby girl.

And:
Telegraph: Woman, 72, tries to have IVF baby (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/5823813/Woman-72-tries-to-have-IVF-baby.html)

QuoteMiss Brown spent the money in the United States and Italy trying to conceive and is now prepared to travel abroad again to clinics that still offer IVF treatment to women her age, Closer magazine said.

If she is successful with what will be her seventh course of IVF she will become the oldest mother in the world.

Miss Brown said: "Any mother can die at any age. Look at Jade Goody. I hope to live to 100, but I'll ask one of my younger friends to be a guardian in case.

"People ask me how a child would feel having a mum of my age. I hope they'll find it special. I'll tell them I tried for a long time, and how wonderful it was to have them.

"I know it'll be hard work. It'll change my life completely and I'm prepared for that."

Miss Brown, who lives in London, said she had always wanted a child but spent her younger years devoted to achieving degrees in medical sciences and zoology.

She said: "I'd always had it in the back of my mind that when the time was right I'd like to have a child.

"But my studies meant that children kept getting delayed. The right time finally came in my early 50s and since then I've been attempting and failing with IVF."

I'm eagerly awaiting stories about women trying to become the world's first octogenerian octomom.
Title: Re: World's oldest mother, 69, dies, leaves two year old twins.
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on July 15, 2009, 11:30:14 AM
Are children now the toy poodles for the rich and shallow?
Title: Re: World's oldest mother, 69, dies, leaves two year old twins.
Post by: Gambrinus on July 15, 2009, 11:37:04 AM
Nott Hott :mad:

Thanks to science, it's never to late to become a bad mother. :pinchL
Title: Re: World's oldest mother, 69, dies, leaves two year old twins.
Post by: Valmy on July 15, 2009, 11:38:46 AM
With Europes aging and dying population they need all the potential mothers they can get.

We will make Martinus raise the children once their elderly mother dies.
Title: Re: World's oldest mother, 69, dies, leaves two year old twins.
Post by: DGuller on July 15, 2009, 11:40:37 AM
Quote from: Valmy on July 15, 2009, 11:38:46 AM
We will make Martinus raise the children once their elderly mother dies.
Now that's really making the best of two bad situations.
Title: Re: World's oldest mother, 69, dies, leaves two year old twins.
Post by: Neil on July 15, 2009, 12:05:35 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 15, 2009, 11:38:46 AM
With Europes aging and dying population they need all the potential mothers they can get.

We will make Martinus raise the children once their elderly mother dies.
:mad:

Child rape isn't funny.
Title: Re: World's oldest mother, 69, dies, leaves two year old twins.
Post by: DisturbedPervert on July 15, 2009, 12:14:27 PM
QuoteThe right time finally came in my early 50s and since then I've been attempting and failing with IVF.

You could have adopted and raised one already.
Title: Re: World's oldest mother, 69, dies, leaves two year old twins.
Post by: Syt on July 15, 2009, 12:16:26 PM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on July 15, 2009, 12:14:27 PM
QuoteThe right time finally came in my early 50s and since then I've been attempting and failing with IVF.

You could have adopted and raised one already.

Dunno about other countries, but Germany used to have an age cap of 40 for prospective adopters.
Title: Re: World's oldest mother, 69, dies, leaves two year old twins.
Post by: DisturbedPervert on July 15, 2009, 12:20:33 PM
Quote from: Syt on July 15, 2009, 12:16:26 PM
Dunno about other countries, but Germany used to have an age cap of 40 for prospective adopters.

Well, she was willing to travel all over the world for fertility treatment, I'm sure she could have found someplace that would let her adopt.
Title: Re: World's oldest mother, 69, dies, leaves two year old twins.
Post by: Darth Wagtaros on July 15, 2009, 12:23:42 PM
Its about vanity and ego.  Having a little toy.  When fancy cars and mink stoles just aren't enough to impress everyone with your wealth.
Title: Re: World's oldest mother, 69, dies, leaves two year old twins.
Post by: garbon on July 15, 2009, 12:41:23 PM
Perhaps it is attempted suicide by childbirth.
Title: Re: World's oldest mother, 69, dies, leaves two year old twins.
Post by: Savonarola on July 15, 2009, 01:20:57 PM
Quote from: Gambrinus on July 15, 2009, 11:37:04 AM
Thanks to science, it's never to late to become a bad mother. :pinchL

I've been watching Shaft in Africa in order to pick up pointers.   :)
Title: Re: World's oldest mother, 69, dies, leaves two year old twins.
Post by: Strix on July 15, 2009, 01:35:35 PM
It's probably cheaper the older you get. I mean, seriously, they can eat the same foods and probably get a discount on a Depends/Huggies combo pack of diapers.
Title: Re: World's oldest mother, 69, dies, leaves two year old twins.
Post by: Habsburg on July 15, 2009, 03:20:00 PM
Quote from: Darth Wagtaros on July 15, 2009, 12:23:42 PMmink stoles just aren't enough.

:huh:

These words strung together are unpossible.


Now all of you stop being Eugenicists.
Title: Re: World's oldest mother, 69, dies, leaves two year old twins.
Post by: Gambrinus on July 15, 2009, 03:41:31 PM
Quote from: garbon on July 15, 2009, 12:41:23 PM
Perhaps it is attempted suicide by childbirth.
In this case it's possible that it was suicide, but it seems unattempted. Childbearing starts all kinds of hormones (not to mention the stuff she was pumped full of) and it isn't totally unlikely it actually caused the cancer, it would be easier to tell if we knew what kind of cancer it was.
Title: Re: World's oldest mother, 69, dies, leaves two year old twins.
Post by: Barrister on July 15, 2009, 04:23:24 PM
Quote from: Neil on July 15, 2009, 12:05:35 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 15, 2009, 11:38:46 AM
With Europes aging and dying population they need all the potential mothers they can get.

We will make Martinus raise the children once their elderly mother dies.
:mad:

Child rape isn't funny.

I was listening to a presentation by a psychiatrist who works with assessing sex offenders today.  He was actually quite clear on the science - homosexuality is not associated with pedophilia.  While there are straight pedophiles, and gay pedophiles, the associations weren't all that strong, and most appeared to be attracted to children of either gender.

:)
Title: Re: World's oldest mother, 69, dies, leaves two year old twins.
Post by: Habsburg on July 15, 2009, 04:52:53 PM
Quote from: Barrister on July 15, 2009, 04:23:24 PM
Quote from: Neil on July 15, 2009, 12:05:35 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 15, 2009, 11:38:46 AM
With Europes aging and dying population they need all the potential mothers they can get.

We will make Martinus raise the children once their elderly mother dies.
:mad:

Child rape isn't funny.

I was listening to a presentation by a psychiatrist who works with assessing sex offenders today.  He was actually quite clear on the science - homosexuality is not associated with pedophilia.  While there are straight pedophiles, and gay pedophiles, the associations weren't all that strong, and most appeared to be attracted to children of either gender.

:)


1) Schneil is trolling

2) it's 2009, time for people to "hip" up.

3) Calvanism >>>>> Roman Church  :Canuck:
Title: Re: World's oldest mother, 69, dies, leaves two year old twins.
Post by: Gambrinus on July 15, 2009, 05:01:34 PM
Quote from: Barrister on July 15, 2009, 04:23:24 PM
Quote from: Neil on July 15, 2009, 12:05:35 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 15, 2009, 11:38:46 AM
With Europes aging and dying population they need all the potential mothers they can get.

We will make Martinus raise the children once their elderly mother dies.
:mad:

Child rape isn't funny.

I was listening to a presentation by a psychiatrist who works with assessing sex offenders today.  He was actually quite clear on the science - homosexuality is not associated with pedophilia.  While there are straight pedophiles, and gay pedophiles, the associations weren't all that strong, and most appeared to be attracted to children of either gender.

:)

But Jews still bake bread with the blood of gentile infants, don't they :unsure:
Title: Re: World's oldest mother, 69, dies, leaves two year old twins.
Post by: Barrister on July 15, 2009, 05:05:37 PM
Quote from: Gambrinus on July 15, 2009, 05:01:34 PM
But Jews still bake bread with the blood of gentile infants, don't they :unsure:

I don't know.  But I did find out they can hook a device up to your penis and correctly identify a pedophile 65% of the time.  :)
Title: Re: World's oldest mother, 69, dies, leaves two year old twins.
Post by: katmai on July 15, 2009, 05:17:12 PM
Quote from: Habsburg on July 15, 2009, 04:52:53 PM


3) Calvanism >>>>> Roman Church  :Canuck:

Warning lvl increased.  :mad:
Title: Re: World's oldest mother, 69, dies, leaves two year old twins.
Post by: garbon on July 15, 2009, 05:21:18 PM
Quote from: katmai on July 15, 2009, 05:17:12 PM
Warning lvl increased.  :mad:

:hug:

Who knew that Habs would align himself with the utterly boring and mundane?
Title: Re: World's oldest mother, 69, dies, leaves two year old twins.
Post by: Habsburg on July 15, 2009, 05:28:07 PM
Quote from: katmai on July 15, 2009, 05:17:12 PM
Quote from: Habsburg on July 15, 2009, 04:52:53 PM


3) Calvanism >>>>> Roman Church  :Canuck:

Warning lvl increased.  :mad:

Idolater!
Title: Re: World's oldest mother, 69, dies, leaves two year old twins.
Post by: katmai on July 15, 2009, 05:30:07 PM
Quote from: Habsburg on July 15, 2009, 05:28:07 PM



Idolater!

:pope:
Title: Re: World's oldest mother, 69, dies, leaves two year old twins.
Post by: HVC on July 15, 2009, 11:03:58 PM
Quote from: Barrister on July 15, 2009, 05:05:37 PM
Quote from: Gambrinus on July 15, 2009, 05:01:34 PM
But Jews still bake bread with the blood of gentile infants, don't they :unsure:

I don't know.  But I did find out they can hook a device up to your penis and correctly identify a pedophile 65% of the time.  :)
sucks to be the otehr 35% who get wrongly accused lol
Title: Re: World's oldest mother, 69, dies, leaves two year old twins.
Post by: Siege on July 16, 2009, 01:57:51 AM
Do spaniards still use those silly names?

Title: Re: World's oldest mother, 69, dies, leaves two year old twins.
Post by: Neil on July 16, 2009, 06:52:06 AM
Quote from: Barrister on July 15, 2009, 04:23:24 PM
Quote from: Neil on July 15, 2009, 12:05:35 PM
Quote from: Valmy on July 15, 2009, 11:38:46 AM
With Europes aging and dying population they need all the potential mothers they can get.

We will make Martinus raise the children once their elderly mother dies.
:mad:

Child rape isn't funny.

I was listening to a presentation by a psychiatrist who works with assessing sex offenders today.  He was actually quite clear on the science - homosexuality is not associated with pedophilia.  While there are straight pedophiles, and gay pedophiles, the associations weren't all that strong, and most appeared to be attracted to children of either gender.

:)
Your psychiatrist is a faggot sympathizer, and will be burned at the stake.
Title: Re: World's oldest mother, 69, dies, leaves two year old twins.
Post by: Neil on July 16, 2009, 06:52:46 AM
Quote from: Habsburg on July 15, 2009, 04:52:53 PM
3) Calvanism >>>>> Roman Church  :Canuck:
Calvinism is uninspired and lacks a clear hierarchy.  It is unworthy.
Title: Re: World's oldest mother, 69, dies, leaves two year old twins.
Post by: Lucidor on July 17, 2009, 03:57:24 AM
Quote from: Barrister on July 15, 2009, 05:05:37 PM
Quote from: Gambrinus[ on July 15, 2009, 05:01:34 PM
But Jews still bake bread with the blood of gentile infants, don't they :unsure:

I don't know.  But I did find out they can hook a device up to your penis and correctly identify a pedophile 65% of the time.  :)
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Title: Re: World's oldest mother, 69, dies, leaves two year old twins.
Post by: Jaron on July 17, 2009, 04:04:54 AM
Quote from: Barrister on July 15, 2009, 05:05:37 PM
Quote from: Gambrinus on July 15, 2009, 05:01:34 PM
But Jews still bake bread with the blood of gentile infants, don't they :unsure:

I don't know.  But I did find out they can hook a device up to your penis and correctly identify a pedophile 65% of the time.  :)

How is such a thing possible?