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Title: Fun with airport names!
Post by: Syt on July 14, 2009, 11:43:23 AM
http://news.skyscanner.net/articles/2009/06/002552-worlds-funniest-airport-names-rudest-weirdest-and-strangest.html

Skyscanner's Top 10 Personal Favourites:

1.     Batman Airport (BAL) Turkey

2.     Useless Loop Airport (USL), Australia

3.     Black Tickle Airport (YBI), Canada

4.     Mafia Airport (MFA), Tanzania

5.     Moron Airport (MXV), Mongolia

6.     Ogle Airport (OGL), Guyana

7.     Brest Airport (BES), France

8.     Eek Airport (EEK), USA

9.     Pickle Lake Airport (YPJ), Canada

10.  Raspberry Strait Airport (RSP), USA




Watch your language - airports that may offend!

1.     Old Crow Airport (YOC), Canada

2.     Fukui Airport (FKJ), Japan

3.     Dang Airport (DNP), Nepal

4.     Pratt Airport (PTT), USA

5.     Ponce Airport (PSE), Puerto Rico

6.     Fort Dix Airport (WRI), USA

7.     Tsili Tsili Airport (TSI), Papau New Guinea

8.     Gaylord Airport (GLR), USA

9.     Shafter Airport (MIT), USA

10.  Phi Phi Island Airport (PHZ), Thailand

11.  Fak Fak Airport (FKQ), Indonesia

12.  Big Bell Airport (BBE), Australia




Say what now? The strangest sounding airports

1.     Gorom-Gorom Airport (XGG), Burkina Faso

2.     Wee Waa Airport (WEW), Australia

3.     Wagga Wagga Airport (WGA), Australia

4.     Woodie Woodie Airport (WWI), Australia

5.     Wuhu Airport (WHU), China

6.     Xingning Airport (XIN), China

7.     Puka Puka Airport (PZK), Cook Islands

8.     Flin Flon Airport (YFO), Canada

9.     Kar Kar Airport (KRX), Papua New Guinea

10.  Linga Linga Airport (LGN), Papua New Guinea

11.  Muko-Muko Airport (MAL), Indonesia

12.  Mala Mala Airport (AAM), South Africa

13.  Sabi Sabi Airport (GSS), South Africa




Airports you might prefer not to fly to...

1.     Mafia Airport (MFA), Tanzania

2.     Slave Lake Airport (YZH), Canada

3.     Asbestos Hill Airport (YAF), Canada

4.     Desolation Sound Airport (YDS) Canada

5.     Crooked Island Airport (CRI), Canada

6.     Deception Airport (YGY), Canada

[Canada sounds depressing - Syt]

7.     Broken Hill Airport (BHQ), Australia

8.     Warroad Airport (RRT), USA

9.     Battle Mountain Airport (BAM), USA

10.  Battle Creek Airport (BTL), USA

11.  Mysore Airport (MYQ), India

12.  Bloodvein Airport (YDV), Canada

13.  Storm Lake Airport (SLB), USA

14.  Red Devil Airport (RDR), USA

15.  Rifle Airport (IRD), USA

16.  Deadhorse Airport (SCC), USA

17.  Cue Airport (CWT), Australia

18.  Alert Airport (YLT), Canada

19.  Danger Bay Airport (DGB), USA

20.  Colon Airport (ONX), Panama

21.  Gaspe Airport (YGP), Canada




Airport or Zoo - airports for animals?

1.     Monkey Mia Airport (MJK), Australia

2.     Atlanta Beaver Ruin Airport (JAO), USA

3.     Squirrel Cove Airport (YSZ), Canada

4.     Big Trout Airport (YTL), Canada

5.     Snake River Airport (YXF), Canada

6.     Goose Bay Airport (YYR), Canada

7.     Whale Cove Airport (YXN), Canada

8.     Beaver Creek Airport (YXP), Canada

9.     Muskrat Dam Airport (MSA), Canada

10.  Sheep Mountain Airport (SMU), USA

11.  Elk City Airport (ELK), USA

12.  Deer Park Airport (DPK), USA

13.  Hawk Inlet Airport (HWI), USA

14.  Big Bear Airport (RBG), USA

15.  Red Dog Airport (RDB), USA

16.  Moose Jaw Airport (YMJ), Canada

17.  Mammoth Lakes Airport (MMH), USA

18.  Wolf Point Airport (OLF), USA

19.  Chicken Airport (CKV), USA

20.  Fox Airport (FOX), USA

21.  Duck Airport (DUF), USA




And finally, a little fun with IATA Airport Codes:

1.     DIK - Dickinson Airport, USA

2.     NOB - Nosara Beach Airport, Costa Rica

3.     KOK - Kokkola/Pietarsaari Kruunupyy Airport, Finland

4.     BOG - Bogotá Airport, Columbia

5.     BUM - Butler Airport, USA

6.     PEE - Perm Airport, Russia

7.     POO - Pocos De Caldas Airport, Brazil

8.     SEX - Sembach Airport, Germany

9.     EAT - Wenatchee Airport, USA

10.  FAT - Fresno Yosemite Airport, USA

11.  CAT - Cat Island Airport, Bahamas

12.  DOG - Dongola Airport, Qatar

13.  DOH - Doha Airport, Qatar
Title: Re: Fun with airport names!
Post by: Josquius on July 14, 2009, 11:58:58 AM
Ahhh Australians.
Defiantly a nation founded by the British working class. Flippant to the end.
Title: Re: Fun with airport names!
Post by: BuddhaRhubarb on July 14, 2009, 12:05:39 PM
Quote from: Tyr on July 14, 2009, 11:58:58 AM
Ahhh Australians.
Defiantly a nation founded by the British Criminal class. Flippant to the end.

Fixed for accuracy.
Title: Re: Fun with airport names!
Post by: The Brain on July 14, 2009, 12:06:40 PM
Warroad should be in Australia. Otherwise the list seems correct.
Title: Re: Fun with airport names!
Post by: Neil on July 14, 2009, 12:28:41 PM
Slave Lake is a terrible place.  Indians are everywhere.
Title: Re: Fun with airport names!
Post by: Barrister on July 14, 2009, 02:36:12 PM
Places yours truly has been:

Flin Flon Airport (YFO), Canada
Slave Lake Airport (YZH), Canada
Beaver Creek Airport (YXP), Canada
Moose Jaw Airport (YMJ), Canada
Chicken Airport (CKX), USA (by the way, the list mistakenly says its code is CKV :smarty:)

And, the one airport on the list I have flown into/out of:

Whale Cove Airport (YXN), Canada

:cool:


Whale Cove is a tiny Inuit community on Hudson's Bay.  The airport is gravel, is a single building with "Whale Cove" written on the side.  I don't think you can even refuel there.
Title: Re: Fun with airport names!
Post by: Savonarola on July 14, 2009, 03:31:34 PM
I've been to Battle Creek and Gaylord; neither of which are as exciting as the names would suggest.  Battle Creek is the home of Post and Kellogg's.  Gaylord is a city of about 4000 which is known for... :unsure: being on the road from Detroit to Mackinaw City :unsure:
Title: Re: Fun with airport names!
Post by: Viking on July 14, 2009, 06:17:32 PM
Quote from: Syt on July 14, 2009, 11:43:23 AM
http://news.skyscanner.net/articles/2009/06/002552-worlds-funniest-airport-names-rudest-weirdest-and-strangest.html

Skyscanner's Top 10 Personal Favourites:
6.     Ogle Airport (OGL), Guyana


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