Personally, I blame Anime. And, of course, Mono. :P
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/young-chinese-are-too-fat-and-masturbate-too-much-to-pass-army-fitness-tests-a3617881.html
Have fun with this! :D
"Abnormally large testicular veins?" :wacko:
I'd prefer to believe Mono never masturbates and you should be ashamed for making a connection.
They say the song Turning Japanese was actually referring to masturbation
Quote from: Tyr on August 24, 2017, 02:34:02 PM
They say the song Turning Japanese was actually referring to masturbation
Do you really think so?
Quote from: Tyr on August 24, 2017, 02:34:02 PM
They say the song Turning Japanese was actually referring to masturbation
The Song weren't very influenced by Japan.
Quote from: Eddie Teach on August 24, 2017, 02:16:48 PM
I'd prefer to believe Mono never masturbates and you should be ashamed for making a connection.
Masturbation is free :sleep:
One of the culture shocks I had in Canada was their attitude to mineral water. I grew up drinking distilled water. Canadians aren't into it.
Do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk, ice cream? Ice cream, Mandrake? Children's ice cream!...You know when fluoridation began?...1946. 1946, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual, and certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works. I first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love...Yes, a profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I-I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence. I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women, er, women sense my power, and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Mandrake...but I do deny them my essence.
I prefer my water to be pure :P If only for the taste.
He said war was too important to be left to the generals. When he said that, fifty years ago, he might have been right. But today, war is too important to be left to politicians. They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought. I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion, and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.
In HK, it is very easy to find bottled distilled water. That's what my office dispenses. I go to the supermarkets, drugstores and convenience stores etc, and I see many different brands of distilled water for sale. There are a lot more bottles of distilled water for sale than mineral water.
In Canada and the US, it was very difficult to find any. They only use it for stuff like cocktail mixing, for very ill patients that require certain types of medication, for car engines etc. It is only possible to find some in the big drugstores. In theory I can make distilled water myself but it is probably not too pure given the home environment.
Water should be pure :mad:
Could you please fix me a drink of rain water and grain alcohol?
I wonder what Kubrick would think of Trump and the fact that we look at the generals as the sane ones holding him back :hmm:
What do Chinese soldiers do that makes the size of their testicular veins a factor in their suitability for service?
Well, I don't think they wanted me to talk really. I don't think they wanted me to say anything. It was just their way of having a bit of fun, the swines. Strange thing is they make such bloody good cameras.
In the name of Her Majesty and the Continental Congress, come here and feed me this belt, boy...The Red Coats are coming!
Oh, only commie stooges, huh?
Indeed, I did send out the order for Plan R, R for Robert...yes...yes, I take full responsibility...eh? Oh, no...don't you see, General? The commies...don't you--don't you use Clemenceau on me. The planes...no, it can't be done, Ripper. They are on their way in and no one can bring them back. For the sake of our country and our way of life, I suggest you get the rest of SAC in after them. Otherwise, we will be totally destroyed by Red retaliation. My boys will give you the best kind of start, 1400 megatons worth, and you sure as hell won't stop them now. So let's get going. There's no other choice. God willing, we will prevail in peace and freedom from fear and in true health through the purity and essence of our natural fluids. God bless you all. And godspeed, soldier.
I've just pissed my pants...and no one can do anything about it.
I think you're some kind of deviated prevert. I think general Ripper found out about your preversion, and that you were organizing some kind of mutiny of preverts.
Johnny Fontane will never get that movie.
I'll get you your money. But if you don't get the President of the United States on that phone, you're gonna have to answer to the Coca Cola Company.