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Title: Happy Birthday, People's Liberation Army: 90 years young!
Post by: CountDeMoney on July 30, 2017, 12:56:04 PM
QuoteChina Xinhua News‏
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#XiJinping: Chinese armed forces have confidence, capability to defeat all invading enemies, safeguard world peace

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Title: Re: Happy Birthday, People's Liberation Army: 90 years young!
Post by: Zanza on July 30, 2017, 01:07:25 PM
Xi Jinping looks silly in an army uniform.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, People's Liberation Army: 90 years young!
Post by: CountDeMoney on July 30, 2017, 01:20:04 PM
Quote from: Zanza on July 30, 2017, 01:07:25 PM
Xi Jinping looks silly in an army uniform.

Trump is going to look even sillier because once he sees this, there's no stopping him.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, People's Liberation Army: 90 years young!
Post by: Grey Fox on July 31, 2017, 06:55:44 AM
They need better formal uniform. Those Battle fatigue do not look good.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, People's Liberation Army: 90 years young!
Post by: Monoriu on July 31, 2017, 08:43:27 AM
The Taiwanese are furious because the PLA used a cardbox replica of their presidential palace as the backdrop of this parade  :lol:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, People's Liberation Army: 90 years young!
Post by: Tonitrus on July 31, 2017, 07:37:26 PM
Quote from: Grey Fox on July 31, 2017, 06:55:44 AM
They need better formal uniform. Those Battle fatigue do not look good.

To be fair, ours are still kinda crappy and all over the place too.

But good to see even the commies fell into the "but blue camo is so cool!" trap.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, People's Liberation Army: 90 years young!
Post by: FunkMonk on August 01, 2017, 05:44:02 AM
I'm looking forward to Chinese peacekeeping operations along the Mason-Dixon demilitarized zone.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, People's Liberation Army: 90 years young!
Post by: celedhring on August 01, 2017, 05:48:16 AM
I misread this thread as being about the Salvation Army  :blush:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, People's Liberation Army: 90 years young!
Post by: derspiess on August 01, 2017, 08:32:33 AM
Good for them.  The threat of China being invaded is pretty huge.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, People's Liberation Army: 90 years young!
Post by: CountDeMoney on August 01, 2017, 09:19:40 AM
Quote from: derspiess on August 01, 2017, 08:32:33 AM
Good for them.  The threat of China being invaded is pretty huge.

The whole point of this exercise is that they're no longer in the Getting Invaded Anymore business, derniggercreampieeater.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, People's Liberation Army: 90 years young!
Post by: derspiess on August 01, 2017, 10:40:28 AM
I know, and it's still a huge threat they need to deal with. 
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, People's Liberation Army: 90 years young!
Post by: Monoriu on August 01, 2017, 10:44:32 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 01, 2017, 09:19:40 AM
Quote from: derspiess on August 01, 2017, 08:32:33 AM
Good for them.  The threat of China being invaded is pretty huge.

The whole point of this exercise is that they're no longer in the Getting Invaded Anymore business, derniggercreampieeater.

The whole point of the exercise is to show that Xi is in charge of the army.  The 19th party congress will be held later this year, and the membership of the next politburo will be confirmed.  The key question is who gets to join. 
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, People's Liberation Army: 90 years young!
Post by: Richard Hakluyt on August 01, 2017, 10:50:07 AM
It'll be some old guys in suits with their hair dyed black.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, People's Liberation Army: 90 years young!
Post by: Monoriu on August 01, 2017, 11:04:17 AM
Quote from: Richard Hakluyt on August 01, 2017, 10:50:07 AM
It'll be some old guys in suits with their hair dyed black.

60 is considered young by party standards  :D
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, People's Liberation Army: 90 years young!
Post by: grumbler on August 02, 2017, 10:25:24 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on August 01, 2017, 11:04:17 AM
Quote from: Richard Hakluyt on August 01, 2017, 10:50:07 AM
It'll be some old guys in suits with their hair dyed black.

60 is considered young by party standards  :D

:huh:  I'll bet those a really wild parties, too.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday, People's Liberation Army: 90 years young!
Post by: Jacob on August 02, 2017, 10:44:50 PM
Quote from: grumbler on August 02, 2017, 10:25:24 PM
:huh:  I'll bet those a really wild parties, too.

The senior cadres knows how to party, I'm pretty sure.

Friend of my mother in law was in the hotel business. She had an anecdote about - Zhou Yongkang I think it was but I don't remember for sure.  The hotel was full of CCP functionaries for some conference or other and the guy tells the manager to send up prostitutes to everyone's rooms. The manager complies - this is (or was) apparently fairly standard for this kind if thing - but when the time came to pay Mr. Senior Cadre refused, leaving the hotel manager with the bill and no recourse (which is why this was an anecdote).