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Title: Custom Pet Armour
Post by: Jacob on June 02, 2017, 06:42:18 PM
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http://www.odditycentral.com/animals/japanese-company-makes-custom-samurai-armor-for-cats-and-dogs.html
Title: Re: Custom Pet Armour
Post by: CountDeMoney on June 02, 2017, 08:35:35 PM
Without the helmet, it's just armor.  Not true samurai.
Title: Re: Custom Pet Armour
Post by: Ed Anger on June 02, 2017, 08:58:52 PM
My kids want a Shiba Inu. The armor makes that just about irresistible.

I'd rather have a German Shepard in a SS uniform.
Title: Re: Custom Pet Armour
Post by: 11B4V on June 02, 2017, 10:33:25 PM
Gay
Title: Re: Custom Pet Armour
Post by: CountDeMoney on June 02, 2017, 10:36:28 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on June 02, 2017, 10:33:25 PM
Gay

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Title: Re: Custom Pet Armour
Post by: 11B4V on June 02, 2017, 10:38:00 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 02, 2017, 10:36:28 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on June 02, 2017, 10:33:25 PM
Gay

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Now that's down right animal abuse.... :lol:
Title: Re: Custom Pet Armour
Post by: MadBurgerMaker on June 02, 2017, 11:41:01 PM
Jacob's account has been hijacked by Russians.
Title: Re: Custom Pet Armour
Post by: CountDeMoney on June 02, 2017, 11:48:03 PM
I'd like to get something original for Moose and Squirrel but with black cats, it's either SS officers, imperial storm troopers or Nation of Islam.
Title: Re: Custom Pet Armour
Post by: PDH on June 03, 2017, 12:22:41 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 02, 2017, 11:48:03 PM
Nation of Islam.

The bow ties would be nice.
Title: Re: Custom Pet Armour
Post by: The Brain on June 03, 2017, 01:21:38 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 02, 2017, 08:58:52 PM
I'd rather have a German Shepard in a SS uniform.

You know where that uniform would look great?
Title: Re: Custom Pet Armour
Post by: Valmy on June 03, 2017, 09:58:09 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 02, 2017, 08:58:52 PM
I'd rather have a German Shepard in a SS uniform.

Too international. German Shepards should wear Pickelhaubes and have dog sized BMWs.
Title: Re: Custom Pet Armour
Post by: Syt on June 04, 2017, 04:53:00 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 02, 2017, 08:58:52 PM
My kids want a Shiba Inu. The armor makes that just about irresistible.

I'd rather have a German Shepard in a SS uniform.
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Title: Re: Custom Pet Armour
Post by: Ed Anger on June 04, 2017, 07:33:05 PM
Dobermans.  :yuk:
Title: Re: Custom Pet Armour
Post by: Tonitrus on June 05, 2017, 03:56:32 PM
I thought it was cats that were supposed to be in SS uniforms?
Title: Re: Custom Pet Armour
Post by: Ed Anger on June 05, 2017, 07:22:56 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on June 05, 2017, 03:56:32 PM
I thought it was cats that were supposed to be in SS uniforms?

The Meowfuhrer has reduced recruitment standards.
Title: Re: Custom Pet Armour
Post by: CountDeMoney on June 05, 2017, 08:08:35 PM
Ed's cats are Romanian conscripts.
Title: Re: Custom Pet Armour
Post by: Ed Anger on June 05, 2017, 08:16:36 PM
My cat is in a seperate Negro battalion.
Title: Re: Custom Pet Armour
Post by: CountDeMoney on June 05, 2017, 08:32:40 PM
Chef's Mate by day, swing orchestra trombonist by night.
Title: Re: Custom Pet Armour
Post by: Ed Anger on June 05, 2017, 08:35:53 PM
A remake of A soldier's story but with lots of black cats. It would be the purrfect movie.
Title: Re: Custom Pet Armour
Post by: Syt on June 06, 2017, 03:15:27 AM
Quote from: Tonitrus on June 05, 2017, 03:56:32 PM
I thought it was cats that were supposed to be in SS uniforms?

Cat girls.

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Title: Re: Custom Pet Armour
Post by: Syt on June 06, 2017, 03:19:22 AM
Also, CdM and Ed, bantering on Languish:

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Title: Re: Custom Pet Armour
Post by: CountDeMoney on June 06, 2017, 04:41:37 AM
Oh, bullshit.  Ed never got awarded the Iron Cross.