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General Category => Off the Record => Topic started by: Grinning_Colossus on April 09, 2017, 09:41:42 PM

Poll
Question: Scotland should...
Option 1: ...become the poorest province of the glorious Scandinavian Union. votes: 5
Option 2: ...combine with Ireland to become Gaeland. votes: 6
Option 3: ...join Canada, which isn't stupid. votes: 3
Option 4: ...stick with the bloody English. votes: 18
Title: Scotland should...
Post by: Grinning_Colossus on April 09, 2017, 09:41:42 PM
For Scotland, the possibilities are as limitless as the future is bright. Cast your vote!
Title: Re: Scotland should...
Post by: Ed Anger on April 09, 2017, 09:47:47 PM
Die in a fire
Title: Re: Scotland should...
Post by: Monoriu on April 09, 2017, 09:49:30 PM
Stick with the United Kingdom and (re) swear fealty to the Queen.
Title: Re: Scotland should...
Post by: Habbaku on April 09, 2017, 10:27:09 PM
Declare independence, restore the Stuarts, then invade England to bring about the Restoration.
Title: Re: Scotland should...
Post by: Valmy on April 09, 2017, 10:45:44 PM
Quote from: Habbaku on April 09, 2017, 10:27:09 PM
Declare independence, restore the Stuarts, then invade England to bring about the Restoration.

Of course the current Jacobite claimant is some German so really you would just be exchanging Germans for Germans at this point :P
Title: Re: Scotland should...
Post by: Habbaku on April 09, 2017, 11:00:48 PM
As long as it's the correct German.  :mad:
Title: Re: Scotland should...
Post by: CountDeMoney on April 09, 2017, 11:09:54 PM
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Title: Re: Scotland should...
Post by: PDH on April 09, 2017, 11:10:49 PM
They should import all of the people in America who claim Scottish ancestry, then sell the vital bodily parts of these people to fund their new independent nation.
Title: Re: Scotland should...
Post by: derspiess on April 10, 2017, 08:23:00 AM
I never claimed Scottish ancestry.  Scottish ancestry claimed me :(
Title: Re: Scotland should...
Post by: HVC on April 10, 2017, 08:30:23 AM
Quote from: derspiess on April 10, 2017, 08:23:00 AM
I never claimed Scottish ancestry.  Scottish ancestry claimed me :(

and you're both the worst for it :console:
Title: Re: Scotland should...
Post by: derspiess on April 10, 2017, 08:36:48 AM
Quote from: HVC on April 10, 2017, 08:30:23 AM
Quote from: derspiess on April 10, 2017, 08:23:00 AM
I never claimed Scottish ancestry.  Scottish ancestry claimed me :(

and you're both the worst for it :console:

No shit.
Title: Re: Scotland should...
Post by: Grey Fox on April 10, 2017, 08:40:26 AM
Quote from: Monoriu on April 09, 2017, 09:49:30 PM
Stick with the United Kingdom and (re) swear fealty to the Queen.

They have no plans to get rid of the Queen.
Title: Re: Scotland should...
Post by: Grinning_Colossus on April 10, 2017, 08:41:48 AM
They should consider hiring a Scottish actor as king.
Title: Re: Scotland should...
Post by: garbon on April 10, 2017, 09:20:29 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on April 10, 2017, 08:40:26 AM
Quote from: Monoriu on April 09, 2017, 09:49:30 PM
Stick with the United Kingdom and (re) swear fealty to the Queen.

They have no plans to get rid of the Queen.

While still more favored keeping Queen than not, I believe polls before last independence run had the % wanting to keep the monarchy at much lower levels than the wider UK.
Title: Re: Scotland should...
Post by: Ed Anger on April 10, 2017, 12:27:12 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on April 09, 2017, 11:09:54 PM
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I choked on my grilled cheese sandwich laughing. Ass.
Title: Re: Scotland should...
Post by: Drakken on April 10, 2017, 01:19:48 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1tJJO_pVvQ

Keep it, Britons. We already have one, you see. Two'd be a crowd.
Title: Re: Scotland should...
Post by: garbon on April 10, 2017, 01:24:31 PM
The edited text seems just as lame as the original post. :hmm:
Title: Re: Scotland should...
Post by: Valmy on April 10, 2017, 01:26:16 PM
Nova Scotia is one Scotia too many?