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Title: Want a dildo with your whopper?
Post by: Josephus on February 14, 2017, 08:38:25 PM
Oh those wacky Jews.

http://www.avclub.com/article/burger-king-israel-includes-sex-toys-its-very-happ-250296?
Title: Re: Want a dildo with your whopper?
Post by: 11B4V on February 14, 2017, 08:41:02 PM
IT'S JUST SKIN...MAN
Title: Re: Want a dildo with your whopper?
Post by: Habbaku on February 14, 2017, 11:33:11 PM
Quotea satin blindfold, a scalp tingler, and a feather tickler

OH MAN, SO RACY
Title: Re: Want a dildo with your whopper?
Post by: Valmy on February 15, 2017, 07:46:30 PM
Well geez it is a one time joke promotion stunt. Besides an entire gimp suit wouldn't fit in those little boxes.
Title: Re: Want a dildo with your whopper?
Post by: CountDeMoney on February 15, 2017, 08:30:24 PM
Quote from: Valmy on February 15, 2017, 07:46:30 PM
Well geez it is a one time joke promotion stunt. Besides an entire gimp suit wouldn't fit in those little boxes.

lol, gimps in boxes GET IT

They'd have to do it like McDonald's Monopoly, you'd have to work to collect the whole set.
Title: Re: Want a dildo with your whopper?
Post by: Ed Anger on February 15, 2017, 09:54:17 PM
I GOT A FLESHLIGHT
Title: Re: Want a dildo with your whopper?
Post by: CountDeMoney on February 15, 2017, 09:58:04 PM
PM me your Amazon Prime review.
Title: Re: Want a dildo with your whopper?
Post by: CountDeMoney on February 15, 2017, 11:08:27 PM
Holy shit I had no idea there were so many fleshlights available on Amazon.
Title: Re: Want a dildo with your whopper?
Post by: MadBurgerMaker on February 15, 2017, 11:20:07 PM
 :lol:  The shit Amazon offers you on the front page is going to be fun now.

TOP PICKS FOR YOU:

<dildos, Chinese ripoff fleshlights, etc>

E:  And now mine is going to be fucked up too.
Title: Re: Want a dildo with your whopper?
Post by: CountDeMoney on February 15, 2017, 11:28:58 PM
SON OF A
Title: Re: Want a dildo with your whopper?
Post by: Josephus on February 16, 2017, 08:00:22 AM
Do I want to know what a Fleshlight is?

Title: Re: Want a dildo with your whopper?
Post by: CountDeMoney on February 16, 2017, 08:01:02 AM
Yes.  Yes, you do.
Title: Re: Want a dildo with your whopper?
Post by: The Brain on February 16, 2017, 04:45:55 PM
Quote from: Josephus on February 16, 2017, 08:00:22 AM
Do I want to know what a Fleshlight is?

You should keep one in the house for emergencies.
Title: Re: Want a dildo with your whopper?
Post by: Admiral Yi on February 16, 2017, 04:50:01 PM
Quote from: Josephus on February 16, 2017, 08:00:22 AM
Do I want to know what a Fleshlight is?

You might be more familiar with the name Jackumatic.
Title: Re: Want a dildo with your whopper?
Post by: Josephus on February 16, 2017, 09:39:40 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on February 16, 2017, 04:50:01 PM
Quote from: Josephus on February 16, 2017, 08:00:22 AM
Do I want to know what a Fleshlight is?

You might be more familiar with the name Jackumatic.

No.

And I've decided Im not gonna look it up. Gonna remain innocent.
Title: Re: Want a dildo with your whopper?
Post by: Ed Anger on February 16, 2017, 09:40:27 PM
I almost bought a fucksaw once.
Title: Re: Want a dildo with your whopper?
Post by: DontSayBanana on February 16, 2017, 11:22:49 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on February 16, 2017, 09:40:27 PM
I almost bought a fucksaw once.

Only horseshoes and hand grenades, chief.