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Poll
Question: What's Your Favorite Greek God
Option 1: Apollo votes: 2
Option 2: Aphrodite votes: 3
Option 3: Ares votes: 0
Option 4: Artemis votes: 1
Option 5: Athena votes: 9
Option 6: Demeter votes: 0
Option 7: Dionysus votes: 1
Option 8: Hephaestus votes: 2
Option 9: Hera votes: 1
Option 10: Hermes votes: 1
Option 11: Hestia votes: 0
Option 12: Poseidon votes: 1
Option 13: Zeus votes: 1
Title: What's Your Favorite Greek God
Post by: jimmy olsen on January 16, 2017, 03:29:43 PM
I thought about adding the Titans to the list, but decided to limit it to the Olympians.
Title: Re: What's Your Favorite Greek God
Post by: jimmy olsen on January 16, 2017, 03:31:25 PM
Shit, I forgot about Hades. He's not usually included in the Olympians since he lives in the Underworld, but he's definitely a major God of the Pantheon.  :hmm:
Title: Re: What's Your Favorite Greek God
Post by: Phillip V on January 16, 2017, 03:32:13 PM
I grew up reading Greek mythology as a child and was impressed by all the creative fucking that Zeus did.

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/71/Alexandre_Jacques_Chantron_%281891%29_Danae.jpg/800px-Alexandre_Jacques_Chantron_%281891%29_Danae.jpg)

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/51/Klimt%2C_Dana%C3%AB.jpg)
Title: Re: What's Your Favorite Greek God
Post by: Zanza on January 16, 2017, 03:33:02 PM
Wait, which one is the Jaron option?
Title: Re: What's Your Favorite Greek God
Post by: Syt on January 16, 2017, 03:37:50 PM
Quote from: Zanza on January 16, 2017, 03:33:02 PM
Wait, which one is the Jaron option?

Charon (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charon_(mythology))
Title: Re: What's Your Favorite Greek God
Post by: jimmy olsen on January 16, 2017, 03:43:03 PM
Quote from: Zanza on January 16, 2017, 03:33:02 PM
Wait, which one is the Jaron option?

Dionysus
Title: Re: What's Your Favorite Greek God
Post by: The Brain on January 16, 2017, 03:48:34 PM
Quote from: Phillip V on January 16, 2017, 03:32:13 PM
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/71/Alexandre_Jacques_Chantron_%281891%29_Danae.jpg/800px-Alexandre_Jacques_Chantron_%281891%29_Danae.jpg)

Nice. :)
Title: Re: What's Your Favorite Greek God
Post by: Josephus on January 16, 2017, 04:54:01 PM
yup. If I were Zeus I'd tap into her too.
Title: Re: What's Your Favorite Greek God
Post by: Admiral Yi on January 16, 2017, 04:58:10 PM
I am himnotized,
Title: Re: What's Your Favorite Greek God
Post by: mongers on January 16, 2017, 05:02:45 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on January 16, 2017, 03:29:43 PM
What's Your Favorite Greek God

Either Zelda, myself or Donald Trump, can't decide.
Title: Re: What's Your Favorite Greek God
Post by: Valmy on January 16, 2017, 08:08:31 PM
Is there a particular reason for the hatred for Greek Mythology? I don't get the joke.
Title: Re: What's Your Favorite Greek God
Post by: Ed Anger on January 16, 2017, 08:20:14 PM
Zeus. Because he is my role model. Bangin' the chicks, knocking them up. Yeah.

And some fag(seedy)is going to come along and make some crack about me. So a preemptive fuck off.
Title: Re: What's Your Favorite Greek God
Post by: Tonitrus on January 16, 2017, 08:57:45 PM
My vote was entirely based on the memory of a HOTTie that played one of the goddesses on Hercules: The Legendary Journeys.  :P
Title: Re: What's Your Favorite Greek God
Post by: Razgovory on January 16, 2017, 09:32:31 PM
Quote from: Phillip V on January 16, 2017, 03:32:13 PM
I grew up reading Greek mythology as a child and was impressed by all the creative fucking that Zeus did.

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/71/Alexandre_Jacques_Chantron_%281891%29_Danae.jpg/800px-Alexandre_Jacques_Chantron_%281891%29_Danae.jpg)

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/51/Klimt%2C_Dana%C3%AB.jpg)

The Trump method.
Title: Re: What's Your Favorite Greek God
Post by: jimmy olsen on January 16, 2017, 10:12:29 PM
Quote from: Valmy on January 16, 2017, 08:08:31 PM
Is there a particular reason for the hatred for Greek Mythology? I don't get the joke.

Who's hating? :huh:
Title: Re: What's Your Favorite Greek God
Post by: grumbler on January 16, 2017, 10:20:24 PM
Quote from: Valmy on January 16, 2017, 08:08:31 PM
Is there a particular reason for the hatred for Greek Mythology? I don't get the joke.

To whom are you addressing this?  I don't see "hatred" in any of the posts visible to me.
Title: Re: What's Your Favorite Greek God
Post by: PDH on January 16, 2017, 10:52:50 PM
I vote for Fistes, the god of goddamn cock-punching Timmy repeatedly.
Title: Re: What's Your Favorite Greek God
Post by: Octavian on January 17, 2017, 02:59:22 AM
Voted Hera because I once had a German Shepard named Hera and she was an absolute bitch!

Title: Re: What's Your Favorite Greek God
Post by: Sophie Scholl on January 17, 2017, 04:16:47 AM
Athena followed by Artemis and Hephaestus.