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Title: I'm finally in Armenia
Post by: Queequeg on January 05, 2017, 07:38:30 AM
I'm staying at the extra apartment of one of the most famous Sociologists working on the Post-Soviet Space and it is everything I could have hoped for 🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲
Title: Re: I'm finally in Armenia
Post by: Syt on January 05, 2017, 07:42:51 AM
I hope you listen to Radio Yerevan (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radio_Yerevan_jokes)
Title: Re: I'm finally in Armenia
Post by: CountDeMoney on January 05, 2017, 07:46:12 AM
 :lol:  May you score all the Ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan ass of your dreams.
Title: Re: I'm finally in Armenia
Post by: Eddie Teach on January 05, 2017, 07:50:12 AM
Quote from: Queequeg on January 05, 2017, 07:38:30 AM
Post-Soviet Space 🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲

Not for long.  :(
Title: Re: I'm finally in Armenia
Post by: Valmy on January 05, 2017, 10:43:34 AM
I hope it is as wondrous as you always imagined. Do the people all resemble the Kardashians?

Do you plan on starting some kind of uprising to assist in the annexation of Nagorno-Karabakh?
Title: Re: I'm finally in Armenia
Post by: Razgovory on January 05, 2017, 04:26:09 PM
He's going to a country less likely to be attacked by Russia in the next couple of years.
Title: Re: I'm finally in Armenia
Post by: Barrister on January 05, 2017, 04:40:22 PM
I'd love to hear your observations of the place Spellus.
Title: Re: I'm finally in Armenia
Post by: The Brain on January 05, 2017, 04:42:37 PM
Spellus isn't a place, it's a state of mind.
Title: Re: I'm finally in Armenia
Post by: Monoriu on January 05, 2017, 06:07:10 PM
Quote from: Barrister on January 05, 2017, 04:40:22 PM
I'd love to hear your observations of the place Spellus.

Seconded.
Title: Re: I'm finally in Armenia
Post by: Valmy on January 05, 2017, 07:37:48 PM
Ok the motion has been called and seconded. The secretary will now record the vote.
Title: Re: I'm finally in Armenia
Post by: Archy on January 06, 2017, 01:46:10 AM
Spellus and the quest for the Ark of Noah

My suggested title for a biography of your visit over there
Title: Re: I'm finally in Armenia
Post by: CountDeMoney on January 06, 2017, 02:02:52 AM
He's in Hackerstan heaven.  Be sure to barter down for wares at the bazaar.  Avoid trans-caucasian prostitutes.
Title: Re: I'm finally in Armenia
Post by: alfred russel on January 06, 2017, 05:01:56 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on January 06, 2017, 02:02:52 AM
Avoid trans-caucasian prostitutes.

What happened to the old cdm?  :(

I bet in Armenia there is top tier talent at just above crack whore prices.
Title: Re: I'm finally in Armenia
Post by: Queequeg on January 07, 2017, 06:37:21 PM
Apparently just got drunk and talked Middle Byzantine foreign policy for 2 hours with the head of Intelligence without knowing it.
Title: Re: I'm finally in Armenia
Post by: HVC on January 07, 2017, 06:41:33 PM
Was Martim there?
Title: Re: I'm finally in Armenia
Post by: CountDeMoney on January 07, 2017, 07:38:32 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on January 06, 2017, 05:01:56 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on January 06, 2017, 02:02:52 AM
Avoid trans-caucasian prostitutes.

What happened to the old cdm?  :(

If I have to explain the joke, you don't deserve the joke.
Title: Re: I'm finally in Armenia
Post by: Queequeg on January 08, 2017, 01:14:07 AM
In fairness, Trans-Caucasian prostitutes are a lot less likely to leave you in a blood feud. Outside of certain parts of northern Georgia and northern Azerbaijan.
Title: Re: I'm finally in Armenia
Post by: HVC on January 08, 2017, 02:05:40 AM
Tranny hookers god dammit.
Title: Re: I'm finally in Armenia
Post by: Eddie Teach on January 08, 2017, 02:44:01 AM
We're not talking about *your* fetishes.
Title: Re: I'm finally in Armenia
Post by: HVC on January 08, 2017, 02:47:12 AM
Quote from: Eddie Teach on January 08, 2017, 02:44:01 AM
We're not talking about *your* fetishes.

hey, this is a safe space.
Title: Re: I'm finally in Armenia
Post by: Eddie Teach on January 08, 2017, 02:58:48 AM
Quote from: HVC on January 08, 2017, 02:47:12 AM
hey, this is a safe space.

the word "tranny" is triggering and doesn't belong here  :mad:
Title: Re: I'm finally in Armenia
Post by: CountDeMoney on January 08, 2017, 11:41:45 AM
Quote from: HVC on January 08, 2017, 02:05:40 AM
Tranny hookers god dammit.

It's like being that one "assistant" for the school system on the short bus, the one that works the wheelchair elevator and keeps an eye on the GORKs in their crash helmets so the driver doesn't go off a bridge.