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Title: Just New Year, because Happy is really pushing it these days
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 31, 2016, 06:40:24 PM
As Dad would say, another year shot in the ass.

Although the way 2016 panned out, more like--

(https://i.makeagif.com/media/8-25-2015/jmuC0d.gif)
Title: Re: Just New Year, because Happy is really pushing it these days
Post by: Razgovory on December 31, 2016, 06:56:22 PM
Another reason never to never turn your back on Seedy.
Title: Re: Just New Year, because Happy is really pushing it these days
Post by: Syt on December 31, 2016, 07:25:49 PM
What, CdM is Joe Pesci. At least his posts are read in Pesci's voice in my head. Pesci or Lewis Black. It kinda keeps switching.
Title: Re: Just New Year, because Happy is really pushing it these days
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 31, 2016, 07:30:28 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on December 31, 2016, 06:56:22 PM
Another reason never to never turn your back on Seedy.

The fuck you talking about, my corpse has been getting riddled with bullets since 2012.  Fuck, pay attention.  That's why you get hit by cars, you're not fucking paying attention.
Title: Re: Just New Year, because Happy is really pushing it these days
Post by: Maladict on December 31, 2016, 07:41:35 PM
2017 already lives up to expectations  :(

QuoteIstanbul nightclub attack 'leaves 35 dead'

At least 35 people have lost their lives in an attack on a nightclub in Istanbul, the city's governor has said.

Among the dead is one police officer, Vasip Sahin stated, adding that it was a terror attack.

At least another 40 were injured in the attack which took place in the Reina nightclub, in the Ortakoy area, at about 01:30 local time (23:30 GMT).

One attacker was involved, the governor said, while CNN Turk reported he was dressed in a Santa Claus costume.

There were reportedly several hundred people in the nightclub at the time, some of whom are believed to have jumped into the Bosphorus to escape.

Istanbul had been on high alert with some 17,000 police officers on duty in the city, following a string of terror attacks in recent months.

Many were carried out by so-called Islamic State (IS) or Kurdish rebels.

Less than a fortnight ago, the Russian ambassador, Andrei Karlov, was shot dead by off-duty Turkish policeman Mevlut Mert Altintas as he gave a speech in the capital Ankara in December.

After the shooting, the killer shouted the murder was in revenge for Russian involvement in the conflict in the Syrian city of Aleppo.
Title: Re: Just New Year, because Happy is really pushing it these days
Post by: Admiral Yi on December 31, 2016, 07:58:14 PM
Happy New Year everyone. :cheers:
Title: Re: Just New Year, because Happy is really pushing it these days
Post by: PDH on December 31, 2016, 08:15:39 PM
Getting old sucks.  Staying up til 12 is a chore.  Thank hod I'm on the west coast now, midnight in NY is only 9pm here.

Now where's my warm milk?
Title: Re: Just New Year, because Happy is really pushing it these days
Post by: garbon on December 31, 2016, 08:28:49 PM
I'm being optimistic for 2017 until it proves otherwise :)

Happy New Year!
Title: Re: Just New Year, because Happy is really pushing it these days
Post by: garbon on December 31, 2016, 08:30:13 PM
That said...2017 has already got a rocky start with that Turkish nightclub shooting...:(
Title: Re: Just New Year, because Happy is really pushing it these days
Post by: Ed Anger on December 31, 2016, 09:00:38 PM
I fucked up one of my Bundt cakes. FUCK THIS SHIT
Title: Re: Just New Year, because Happy is really pushing it these days
Post by: Grey Fox on December 31, 2016, 09:06:02 PM
I'm bored, atleast there's a game on.

Happy New Year.
Title: Re: Just New Year, because Happy is really pushing it these days
Post by: Tamas on December 31, 2016, 09:08:05 PM
Got pretty drunk in the middle of poland. Here's hoping for a better year than the last one, should be possible with the bar set so low.

Happy New Year!
Title: Re: Just New Year, because Happy is really pushing it these days
Post by: Ed Anger on December 31, 2016, 09:11:15 PM
Tamas is going to wake up with a giant turnip in his bed.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE A BEET!
Title: Re: Just New Year, because Happy is really pushing it these days
Post by: dps on December 31, 2016, 09:26:47 PM
Quote from: Syt on December 31, 2016, 07:25:49 PM
What, CdM is Joe Pesci. At least his posts are read in Pesci's voice in my head. Pesci or Lewis Black. It kinda keeps switching.

I think of him as sounding either like Robert Mitchum or Angus Scrimm (who, incidentally, was among those who died in 2016).
Title: Re: Just New Year, because Happy is really pushing it these days
Post by: derspiess on December 31, 2016, 11:50:04 PM
2016 was a mixed bag. 2017 will be fine.
Title: Re: Just New Year, because Happy is really pushing it these days
Post by: merithyn on January 01, 2017, 01:52:03 AM
Happy 2017! No more parents to bury,  so should be a banner fucking year. Right? Right.
Title: Re: Just New Year, because Happy is really pushing it these days
Post by: Phillip V on January 01, 2017, 03:31:29 AM
Fuck you, 2017. Fuck you.

#preemptoryfuckyou
Title: Re: Just New Year, because Happy is really pushing it these days
Post by: Monoriu on January 01, 2017, 03:33:07 AM
On 1 January 2016, many people thought 2016 would turn out ok  :P
Title: Re: Just New Year, because Happy is really pushing it these days
Post by: Phillip V on January 01, 2017, 03:34:28 AM
Quote from: Monoriu on January 01, 2017, 03:33:07 AM
On 1 January 2016, many people thought 2016 would turn out ok  :P

I was quite optimistic and happy.
Title: Re: Just New Year, because Happy is really pushing it these days
Post by: MadImmortalMan on January 01, 2017, 03:59:23 AM
Quote from: merithyn on January 01, 2017, 01:52:03 AM
Happy 2017! No more parents to bury,  so should be a banner fucking year. Right? Right.

I'd rather bury my parents. At least that's expected.
Title: Re: Just New Year, because Happy is really pushing it these days
Post by: mongers on January 01, 2017, 07:31:57 AM
Happy New Year, one and all. :cheers:



Or at least it will be if I don't read or see the news for 12 months.   :hmm:

Title: Re: Just New Year, because Happy is really pushing it these days
Post by: Delirium on January 01, 2017, 08:03:29 AM
Kids stayed up till midnight at the party, then let us sleep to 9.45 this morning. What more can you ask?

Happy new year!
Title: Re: Just New Year, because Happy is really pushing it these days
Post by: CountDeMoney on January 01, 2017, 08:47:45 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 31, 2016, 09:11:15 PM
Tamas is going to wake up with a giant turnip in his bed.

An offer he can't refuse.

Title: Re: Just New Year, because Happy is really pushing it these days
Post by: Admiral Yi on January 01, 2017, 12:07:07 PM
Took part in what was supposed to be a worldwide flash mobby thing last night at karaoke. Big group sing of Imagine. Anti-Trump message, but soft sell.

There were about eight people on mikes, and during the second verse one chick rips out a pretty loud belch.  I was laughing so much I couldn't sing.
Title: Re: Just New Year, because Happy is really pushing it these days
Post by: dps on January 01, 2017, 01:18:29 PM
Quote from: derspiess on December 31, 2016, 11:50:04 PM
2016 was a mixed bag. 2017 will be fine.

Well, it's already claimed at least 1 celebrity.  William Christopher (Father Mulcahy on MASH) died today.
Title: Re: Just New Year, because Happy is really pushing it these days
Post by: Eddie Teach on January 01, 2017, 05:53:57 PM
Celebrities die every year, you're just more likely to recognize them the older you get.
Title: Re: Just New Year, because Happy is really pushing it these days
Post by: Tonitrus on January 01, 2017, 06:21:59 PM
Quote from: dps on December 31, 2016, 09:26:47 PM
Quote from: Syt on December 31, 2016, 07:25:49 PM
What, CdM is Joe Pesci. At least his posts are read in Pesci's voice in my head. Pesci or Lewis Black. It kinda keeps switching.

I think of him as sounding either like Robert Mitchum or Angus Scrimm (who, incidentally, was among those who died in 2016).

My CdM celebrity impression is Jack Nicholson.  :sleep:
Title: Re: Just New Year, because Happy is really pushing it these days
Post by: Monoriu on January 01, 2017, 06:26:28 PM
Quote from: Eddie Teach on January 01, 2017, 05:53:57 PM
Celebrities die every year, you're just more likely to recognize them the older you get.

Yeah.  Trump and Brexit were certainly horrible events.  But I don't consider 2016 particularly bad in terms of celebrities deaths.  They die every year.  I only feel bad about Carrie Fisher and the Thai King.  Otherwise, I vaguely remember the dude who starred in Labyrinth being dead.  And the guy who sang part of Last Christmas. 
Title: Re: Just New Year, because Happy is really pushing it these days
Post by: Eddie Teach on January 01, 2017, 06:31:38 PM
Dunno where the hell you folks get cool customers like Nicholson or Mitchum. Seedy's top is ajar at all times.
Title: Re: Just New Year, because Happy is really pushing it these days
Post by: MadImmortalMan on January 01, 2017, 07:07:25 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on January 01, 2017, 12:07:07 PM
Took part in what was supposed to be a worldwide flash mobby thing last night at karaoke. Big group sing of Imagine.

It's the worst song ever recorded. My stupid high school class got roped into making it our class song, even though the one that actually won the voting was March of the Pigs.  :P
Title: Re: Just New Year, because Happy is really pushing it these days
Post by: Josquius on January 01, 2017, 07:15:36 PM
2017 is looking pretty terrible so far.  Not sure where it will be saved.
But yeah.  I recognise that it is a new year.