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Title: Oh Fuck, Russian ambassador to Turkey shot
Post by: Razgovory on December 19, 2016, 11:50:07 AM
http://www.cnn.com/2016/12/19/europe/turkey-russian-ambassador-shot/index.html?adkey=bn
Title: Re: Oh Fuck, Russian ambassador to Turkey shot
Post by: Valmy on December 19, 2016, 11:52:50 AM
Holy shit.

Who did it? Chechens? Syrians? Ukrainians?
Title: Re: Oh Fuck, Russian ambassador to Turkey shot
Post by: PRC on December 19, 2016, 11:58:32 AM
Quote from: Valmy on December 19, 2016, 11:52:50 AM
Holy shit.

Who did it? Chechens? Syrians? Ukrainians?

I'm sure the alt-right /r/the_donald supporters are already blaming Obama.
Title: Re: Oh Fuck, Russian ambassador to Turkey shot
Post by: Razgovory on December 19, 2016, 12:01:53 PM
https://themoscowtimes.com/news/russian-ambassador-to-turkey-reportedly-attacked-by-gunman-in-ankara-56583

The ambassador is dead.  Possible Jihadi.
Title: Re: Oh Fuck, Russian ambassador to Turkey shot
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 19, 2016, 12:20:07 PM
Kremlin's plans are, how you say, comink together. 
Title: Re: Oh Fuck, Russian ambassador to Turkey shot
Post by: Valmy on December 19, 2016, 12:22:41 PM
Looks like it is related to the destruction of Aleppo.
Title: Re: Oh Fuck, Russian ambassador to Turkey shot
Post by: Barrister on December 19, 2016, 01:39:08 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 19, 2016, 12:20:07 PM
Kremlin's plans are, how you say, comink together.

I'm not so sure about that.  I'm pretty sure Putin's plans were that he's have installed Assad safely in power by now and his troops back in their base in Tartus.
Title: Re: Oh Fuck, Russian ambassador to Turkey shot
Post by: Legbiter on December 19, 2016, 01:53:00 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C0DTzGaXgAAvKnq.jpg)

Could be any one of a myriad of jihadi terror groups.
Title: Re: Oh Fuck, Russian ambassador to Turkey shot
Post by: Admiral Yi on December 19, 2016, 01:54:03 PM
Looks like it was Bond, Turgulu Bond.

Amazing pic.
Title: Re: Oh Fuck, Russian ambassador to Turkey shot
Post by: celedhring on December 19, 2016, 01:56:51 PM
That's one sharp-dressed jihadist. He's gonna slay it with those virgins.
Title: Re: Oh Fuck, Russian ambassador to Turkey shot
Post by: Admiral Yi on December 19, 2016, 01:59:07 PM
Or maybe that's a bodyguard.
Title: Re: Oh Fuck, Russian ambassador to Turkey shot
Post by: Syt on December 19, 2016, 01:59:59 PM
Apparently he was (or posed as) part of the security detail.

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi2.cdn.cnn.com%2Fcnnnext%2Fdam%2Fassets%2F161219131944-04b-andrey-karlov-shooting-1219-exlarge-169.jpg&hash=1c81674f16aae9cc450a04fd613642433ed38675)

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi2.cdn.cnn.com%2Fcnnnext%2Fdam%2Fassets%2F161219121758-06-andrey-karlov-shooting-1219-exlarge-169.jpg&hash=ecf1aa1a312a0a6fa2335ad6a8617cf47773e406)
Title: Re: Oh Fuck, Russian ambassador to Turkey shot
Post by: FunkMonk on December 19, 2016, 02:01:21 PM
The run up to World War 3 continues nicely, I see.
Title: Re: Oh Fuck, Russian ambassador to Turkey shot
Post by: Legbiter on December 19, 2016, 02:01:52 PM
The Beeb's saying it was an off-duty policeman. 
Title: Re: Oh Fuck, Russian ambassador to Turkey shot
Post by: Admiral Yi on December 19, 2016, 02:03:44 PM
Big Reservoir Dogs fan I see.
Title: Re: Oh Fuck, Russian ambassador to Turkey shot
Post by: The Brain on December 19, 2016, 02:10:29 PM
I'm sorry Martim. :(
Title: Re: Oh Fuck, Russian ambassador to Turkey shot
Post by: Valmy on December 19, 2016, 02:11:12 PM
Quote from: The Brain on December 19, 2016, 02:10:29 PM
I'm sorry Martim. :(

:lol:
Title: Re: Oh Fuck, Russian ambassador to Turkey shot
Post by: Habbaku on December 19, 2016, 02:14:41 PM
Quote from: The Brain on December 19, 2016, 02:10:29 PM
I'm sorry Martim. :(

:lmfao:
Title: Re: Oh Fuck, Russian ambassador to Turkey shot
Post by: Barrister on December 19, 2016, 02:16:33 PM
Quote from: The Brain on December 19, 2016, 02:10:29 PM
I'm sorry Martim. :(

:thumbsup:
Title: Re: Oh Fuck, Russian ambassador to Turkey shot
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 19, 2016, 02:29:17 PM
Quote from: The Brain on December 19, 2016, 02:10:29 PM
I'm sorry Martim. :(

Lunch: cancelled
Title: Re: Oh Fuck, Russian ambassador to Turkey shot
Post by: OttoVonBismarck on December 19, 2016, 02:44:40 PM
The "after" photo (https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FtLuubbk.jpg&hash=6d408f4d0657f852868f7e3b3c23cc84c93a83c8)
Title: Re: Oh Fuck, Russian ambassador to Turkey shot
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 19, 2016, 02:48:56 PM
And, for good  measure, they shot the gun out of his hand.
Title: Re: Oh Fuck, Russian ambassador to Turkey shot
Post by: Admiral Yi on December 19, 2016, 02:51:43 PM
Never take a corkscrew to a gun fight.
Title: Re: Oh Fuck, Russian ambassador to Turkey shot
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 19, 2016, 02:57:50 PM
Wait til the .ru nutters get hold of that.

"Eet ees obwious fake...not enough--how you say, oh yes--blood."
*Post next to photo from Reservoir Dogs*
Title: Re: Oh Fuck, Russian ambassador to Turkey shot
Post by: OttoVonBismarck on December 19, 2016, 03:09:21 PM
 :lol:

I've actually had discussions like that with friends before, people who have never seen a shot up body always think there's an order of magnitude more blood than there really is.
Title: Re: Oh Fuck, Russian ambassador to Turkey shot
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 19, 2016, 03:15:07 PM
Yeah, it's pretty eye-opening for GSW noobs, it's not like the movies at all.  I mean, yeah, there's a lot of bleeding--but most of it is on the inside.
Title: Re: Oh Fuck, Russian ambassador to Turkey shot
Post by: Razgovory on December 19, 2016, 03:25:13 PM
There is more than enough.
Title: Re: Oh Fuck, Russian ambassador to Turkey shot
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 19, 2016, 03:26:20 PM
That's just a shmear.
Title: Re: Oh Fuck, Russian ambassador to Turkey shot
Post by: derspiess on December 19, 2016, 03:27:35 PM
Probably militant Amish.
Title: Re: Oh Fuck, Russian ambassador to Turkey shot
Post by: Legbiter on December 19, 2016, 03:40:13 PM
The assassin just shot him half a dozen times or so in the back before going on a snackbar rant.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdCvaxPnICI (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdCvaxPnICI)

Title: Re: Oh Fuck, Russian ambassador to Turkey shot
Post by: 11B4V on December 19, 2016, 04:55:13 PM
Welcome to the middle east Putin.
Title: Re: Oh Fuck, Russian ambassador to Turkey shot
Post by: Razgovory on December 19, 2016, 05:06:07 PM
Quote from: 11B4V on December 19, 2016, 04:55:13 PM
Welcome to the middle east Putin.

Wait, now there is two of them?  Great, the last thing we need is more Putins.
Title: Re: Oh Fuck, Russian ambassador to Turkey shot
Post by: Admiral Yi on December 19, 2016, 05:08:29 PM
Pretty sure there are only one of them.
Title: Re: Oh Fuck, Russian ambassador to Turkey shot
Post by: derspiess on December 19, 2016, 05:23:37 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on December 19, 2016, 05:08:29 PM
Pretty sure there are only one of them.

That's exactly what the Russians want you to think.
Title: Re: Oh Fuck, Russian ambassador to Turkey shot
Post by: alfred russel on December 19, 2016, 05:25:03 PM
Who is the secretary of state of Russia? Sounds like he is a major fuckup. Lots of Duma hearings are sure to follow.
Title: Re: Oh Fuck, Russian ambassador to Turkey shot
Post by: Josquius on December 19, 2016, 05:25:27 PM
Related to the Russians assassinating a bunch of chechens in turkey lately?
Title: Re: Oh Fuck, Russian ambassador to Turkey shot
Post by: derspiess on December 19, 2016, 05:30:14 PM
Quote from: alfred russel on December 19, 2016, 05:25:03 PM
Who is the secretary of state of Russia? Sounds like he is a major fuckup. Lots of Duma hearings are sure to follow.

A man by the name of Molot-Lavrov.
Title: Re: Oh Fuck, Russian ambassador to Turkey shot
Post by: jimmy olsen on December 19, 2016, 09:15:34 PM
Photos are incredible.

http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2016/12/19/photographer_bravely_stays_points_camera_back_at_ankara_assassin.html
Title: Re: Oh Fuck, Russian ambassador to Turkey shot
Post by: Razgovory on December 19, 2016, 09:31:10 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on December 19, 2016, 05:08:29 PM
Pretty sure there are only one of them.

Quite screwing up my jokes.
Title: Re: Oh Fuck, Russian ambassador to Turkey shot
Post by: Habbaku on December 19, 2016, 09:40:14 PM
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi64.tinypic.com%2F33fcfhi.jpg&hash=c6dac02a620b5effdbd719217c3a89ee51642440)
Title: Re: Oh Fuck, Russian ambassador to Turkey shot
Post by: Valmy on December 19, 2016, 09:52:16 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on December 19, 2016, 05:08:29 PM
Pretty sure there are only one of them.

Actually Russian conspiracy theorists think he is actually dead and the KGB rules Russia with a series of Putin body doubles :lol:

:tinfoil:
Title: Re: Oh Fuck, Russian ambassador to Turkey shot
Post by: Valmy on December 19, 2016, 09:52:56 PM
Quote from: Tyr on December 19, 2016, 05:25:27 PM
Related to the Russians assassinating a bunch of chechens in turkey lately?

No. The gunman was kind enough to announced it was about Aleppo and Syria.
Title: Re: Oh Fuck, Russian ambassador to Turkey shot
Post by: Admiral Yi on December 19, 2016, 10:31:11 PM
Quote from: Valmy on December 19, 2016, 09:52:16 PM
Actually Russian conspiracy theorists think he is actually dead and the KGB rules Russia with a series of Putin body doubles :lol:

:tinfoil:

I was just busting on Raz's grammar.  :(
Title: Re: Oh Fuck, Russian ambassador to Turkey shot
Post by: dps on December 20, 2016, 04:41:37 PM
Quote from: Legbiter on December 19, 2016, 02:01:52 PM
The Beeb's saying it was an off-duty policeman. 

So, should this thread be merged into the Minor Acts of Terrorism Megathread, or the Police Violence Megathread?
Title: Re: Oh Fuck, Russian ambassador to Turkey shot
Post by: garbon on December 20, 2016, 11:28:07 PM
Quote from: Habbaku on December 19, 2016, 09:40:14 PM
http://i64.tinypic.com/33fcfhi.jpg

Was that a misguided attempt at injecting levity into the situation? :unsure: