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Title: Breadface
Post by: Jacob on December 19, 2016, 11:37:54 AM
So today I learned there's a blog of a young woman smushing her face into various breadproducts.

It's a bit weird and can potentially be viewed as somewhat sexual in nature... so naturally I thought I'd share it with you folks.

https://www.instagram.com/breadfaceblog/
Title: Re: Breadface
Post by: Valmy on December 19, 2016, 11:39:30 AM
Ok I watched a video. And it is indeed a woman smashing her face into bread.

And it has over 150K views.

I don't understand.
Title: Re: Breadface
Post by: HVC on December 19, 2016, 11:40:52 AM
Quote from: Valmy on December 19, 2016, 11:39:30 AM
Ok I watched a video. And it is indeed a woman smashing her face into bread.

And it has over 150K views.

I don't understand.

149k of the viewers probably did what you just did lol
Title: Re: Breadface
Post by: Archy on December 19, 2016, 11:43:40 AM
Good lord what a strange Fetish to have.
Title: Re: Breadface
Post by: Berkut on December 19, 2016, 11:43:52 AM
How could that possibly be sexual in nature?
Title: Re: Breadface
Post by: Admiral Yi on December 19, 2016, 11:47:05 AM
Quote from: Valmy on December 19, 2016, 11:39:30 AM
Ok I watched a video. And it is indeed a woman smashing her face into bread.

And it has over 150K views.

I don't understand.

My theory, based on very little, is that Instagram fulfills the need of many people to be seen doing something, anything, with their phone at all times, but they don't want to have to think or be confused by text they don't understand.  So you have millions and billions of people in the world who pass links like this back and forth and post lol and that's it.
Title: Re: Breadface
Post by: Ed Anger on December 19, 2016, 11:56:01 AM
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.reactionface.info%2Fsites%2Fdefault%2Ffiles%2Fimagecache%2FNode_Page%2Fimages%2F1179860128349.jpg&hash=be8e847e941428496da51a10ea5cfc966b87527d)
Title: Re: Breadface
Post by: Tonitrus on December 19, 2016, 11:57:46 AM
It was the dog collars, wasn't it?
Title: Re: Breadface
Post by: Razgovory on December 19, 2016, 11:57:57 AM
Quote from: Berkut on December 19, 2016, 11:43:52 AM
How could that possibly be sexual in nature?

Dollar's to donuts, someone is getting off on this.
Title: Re: Breadface
Post by: Valmy on December 19, 2016, 11:59:05 AM
It is a beautiful woman doing something. Even if she is reading her insurance paperwork somebody will find it hot :P
Title: Re: Breadface
Post by: Ed Anger on December 19, 2016, 11:59:25 AM
Quote from: Tonitrus on December 19, 2016, 11:57:46 AM
It was the dog collars, wasn't it?

I have a weakness for chokers.  :blush:
Title: Re: Breadface
Post by: Admiral Yi on December 19, 2016, 12:04:45 PM
Chokers are great.
Title: Re: Breadface
Post by: MadBurgerMaker on December 19, 2016, 12:16:07 PM
Huh.  Well that certainly was....something....
Title: Re: Breadface
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 19, 2016, 12:17:00 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 19, 2016, 11:59:25 AM
Quote from: Tonitrus on December 19, 2016, 11:57:46 AM
It was the dog collars, wasn't it?

I have a weakness for chokers.  :blush:

That's not what the state's attorney called it.
Title: Re: Breadface
Post by: Ed Anger on December 19, 2016, 12:17:03 PM
I'm naked and I'm holding a bag of Wonderbread
Title: Re: Breadface
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 19, 2016, 12:18:11 PM
I saw that movie.  Had Bronson in it.
Title: Re: Breadface
Post by: The Brain on December 19, 2016, 02:05:34 PM
I'm a breadfan and I like chokers.
Title: Re: Breadface
Post by: viper37 on December 19, 2016, 03:37:35 PM
Quote from: Valmy on December 19, 2016, 11:39:30 AM
Ok I watched a video. And it is indeed a woman smashing her face into bread.

And it has over 150K views.

I don't understand.
Welcome to the internet! :P
Title: Re: Breadface
Post by: derspiess on December 19, 2016, 03:39:50 PM
Gotta admit, the challah one was pretty hot.
Title: Re: Breadface
Post by: Admiral Yi on December 19, 2016, 03:41:41 PM
In'challah.
Title: Re: Breadface
Post by: derspiess on December 19, 2016, 03:42:43 PM
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tipsyelves.com%2Fmedia%2Fcatalog%2Fproduct%2Fm%2Fe%2Fmen_s_challah_sweater.jpg&hash=3bc566efa00ad2a238d40ef08a225456c11a2d1f)
Title: Re: Breadface
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 19, 2016, 03:51:38 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on December 19, 2016, 03:41:41 PM
In'challah.

Boo. Hiss. :mad: