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Title: Armed Robber Gets Pelted with Dildos and Chased Out of Sex Store
Post by: Jacob on December 16, 2016, 02:02:26 PM
In your California news of the day: http://abc7.com/news/armed-robber-chased-off-with-sex-toys-at-san-bernardino-shop/1658847/
Title: Re: Armed Robber Gets Pelted with Dildos and Chased Out of Sex Store
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 16, 2016, 02:23:46 PM
So there is a cell operating in San Bernardino after all.  #RadicalizedIslamicVibrators
Title: Re: Armed Robber Gets Pelted with Dildos and Chased Out of Sex Store
Post by: KRonn on December 16, 2016, 07:08:13 PM
That that robber should return and file a law suit of sexual abuse.    ;)
Title: Re: Armed Robber Gets Pelted with Dildos and Chased Out of Sex Store
Post by: Tonitrus on December 16, 2016, 07:08:53 PM
At least the clerks weren't dicking around.
Title: Re: Armed Robber Gets Pelted with Dildos and Chased Out of Sex Store
Post by: garbon on December 16, 2016, 07:18:04 PM
California. :cool:
Title: Re: Armed Robber Gets Pelted with Dildos and Chased Out of Sex Store
Post by: MadBurgerMaker on December 16, 2016, 07:50:17 PM
 :lol:  That's pretty great. 
Title: Re: Armed Robber Gets Pelted with Dildos and Chased Out of Sex Store
Post by: Ed Anger on December 16, 2016, 08:42:20 PM
Tom Sizemore's dream shopping experience.
Title: Re: Armed Robber Gets Pelted with Dildos and Chased Out of Sex Store
Post by: CountDeMoney on December 16, 2016, 09:01:54 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 16, 2016, 08:42:20 PM
Tom Sizemore's dream shopping experience.

What are you saying, man?
Title: Re: Armed Robber Gets Pelted with Dildos and Chased Out of Sex Store
Post by: Ed Anger on December 16, 2016, 09:11:57 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on December 16, 2016, 09:01:54 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 16, 2016, 08:42:20 PM
Tom Sizemore's dream shopping experience.

What are you saying, man?

Look up the Tom Sizemore sex video. 2 chicks man. And a dildo.
Title: Re: Armed Robber Gets Pelted with Dildos and Chased Out of Sex Store
Post by: KRonn on December 16, 2016, 09:34:01 PM
The people in that store were trying to be pricks to that robber!
Title: Re: Armed Robber Gets Pelted with Dildos and Chased Out of Sex Store
Post by: Tonitrus on December 16, 2016, 09:37:27 PM
He shouldn't have gone in there half cocked.