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Title: What will be named after Donald J. Trump?
Post by: Syt on November 10, 2016, 10:54:06 AM
Americans like naming stuff after presidents. And Trump likes his name on things.

Will there be a USS Donald Trump? If so, what class?

Will a major airport bear his name?

Will there be schools, hospitals, auditoriums?

Streets, Plazas, subway stations?
Title: Re: What will be named after Donald J. Trump?
Post by: derspiess on November 10, 2016, 10:57:32 AM
I say we take into account his hotels & golf courses, do nothing further and just call it even.
Title: Re: What will be named after Donald J. Trump?
Post by: Valmy on November 10, 2016, 10:59:32 AM
Quote from: derspiess on November 10, 2016, 10:57:32 AM
I say we take into account his hotels & golf courses, do nothing further and just call it even.

:lol:

I just wonder which Trump Hotel will hold his Presidential Library.
Title: Re: What will be named after Donald J. Trump?
Post by: mongers on November 10, 2016, 11:04:13 AM
A bowel movement.
Title: Re: What will be named after Donald J. Trump?
Post by: Caliga on November 10, 2016, 11:06:22 AM
Quote from: Valmy on November 10, 2016, 10:59:32 AM
:lol:

I just wonder which Trump Hotel will hold his Presidential Library.
This reminds me of the Frank Caliendo Clinton Library skit.  Classic. :lol:
Title: Re: What will be named after Donald J. Trump?
Post by: Grinning_Colossus on November 10, 2016, 11:42:53 AM
Sewage treatment plants throughout the Northeast and West Coast.
Title: Re: What will be named after Donald J. Trump?
Post by: Sheilbh on November 10, 2016, 11:59:57 AM
In a couple of years, a few streets in Tallinn and towns in Donbass.
Title: Re: What will be named after Donald J. Trump?
Post by: The Minsky Moment on November 10, 2016, 12:05:47 PM
People, please.

The Wall.  The Wall.
The Donald J Trump Wall of Bigly Security (insert pesos here for maintenance)
Title: Re: What will be named after Donald J. Trump?
Post by: Caliga on November 10, 2016, 01:05:26 PM
We had Obamacare last time around.  This time we'll have Trumpwall. :yes:
Title: Re: What will be named after Donald J. Trump?
Post by: Barrister on November 10, 2016, 01:40:16 PM
The Great Wall of Trump.  I like it!
Title: Re: What will be named after Donald J. Trump?
Post by: viper37 on November 10, 2016, 02:58:01 PM
Quote from: Syt on November 10, 2016, 10:54:06 AM
Americans like naming stuff after presidents. And Trump likes his name on things.

Will there be a USS Donald Trump? If so, what class?

Will a major airport bear his name?

Will there be schools, hospitals, auditoriums?

Streets, Plazas, subway stations?
Lots of places will be named in the honour of this great&benevolent leader.  First, it will be the Trump amendment, letting a President run for more than 2 terms.  With the Congress and most US states behind him, all he need is a terrorist act that he can pin on the Democrats, some wacky conspiracy theory about them being accomplice, and he's got that.  No need for facts, they aren't usually well received anyway.
Title: Re: What will be named after Donald J. Trump?
Post by: Caliga on November 10, 2016, 03:20:40 PM
Quote from: Barrister on November 10, 2016, 01:40:16 PM
The Great Wall of Trump.  I like it!
Trumpfstelung.  :cool:
Title: Re: What will be named after Donald J. Trump?
Post by: Crazy_Ivan80 on November 10, 2016, 03:25:03 PM
Quote from: viper37 on November 10, 2016, 02:58:01 PM
Quote from: Syt on November 10, 2016, 10:54:06 AM
Americans like naming stuff after presidents. And Trump likes his name on things.

Will there be a USS Donald Trump? If so, what class?

Will a major airport bear his name?

Will there be schools, hospitals, auditoriums?

Streets, Plazas, subway stations?
Lots of places will be named in the honour of this great&benevolent leader.  First, it will be the Trump amendment, letting a President run for more than 2 terms.  With the Congress and most US states behind him, all he need is a terrorist act that he can pin on the Democrats, some wacky conspiracy theory about them being accomplice, and he's got that.  No need for facts, they aren't usually well received anyway.

when he launches Trumparossa the end will be nigh though
Title: Re: What will be named after Donald J. Trump?
Post by: Caliga on November 10, 2016, 03:27:17 PM
Will there be: a border raid on a Texas radio tower by 'Mexican' troops?
Title: Re: What will be named after Donald J. Trump?
Post by: Hamilcar on November 10, 2016, 03:28:17 PM
I don't think anything would terrify America's enemies more than the nuclear-powered flying aircraft carrier USS Donald J Trump.
Title: Re: What will be named after Donald J. Trump?
Post by: Caliga on November 10, 2016, 03:29:03 PM
Make the seas American again.
Title: Re: What will be named after Donald J. Trump?
Post by: frunk on November 10, 2016, 03:45:18 PM
Quote from: Hamilcar on November 10, 2016, 03:28:17 PM
I don't think anything would terrify America's enemies more than the nuclear-powered flying aircraft carrier USS Donald J Trump.

Built by illegal immigrant labor with giant gold Ts all over it.
Title: Re: What will be named after Donald J. Trump?
Post by: Admiral Yi on November 10, 2016, 03:47:50 PM
Quote from: frunk on November 10, 2016, 03:45:18 PM
Quote from: Hamilcar on November 10, 2016, 03:28:17 PM
I don't think anything would terrify America's enemies more than the nuclear-powered flying aircraft carrier USS Donald J Trump.

Built by illegal immigrant labor with giant gold Ts all over it.

And the bill for it unpaid. :yeah:
Title: Re: What will be named after Donald J. Trump?
Post by: Caliga on November 10, 2016, 03:50:17 PM
Trump thanks you all for your excellent suggestions.
Title: Re: What will be named after Donald J. Trump?
Post by: Hamilcar on November 10, 2016, 04:03:21 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on November 10, 2016, 03:47:50 PM
Quote from: frunk on November 10, 2016, 03:45:18 PM
Quote from: Hamilcar on November 10, 2016, 03:28:17 PM
I don't think anything would terrify America's enemies more than the nuclear-powered flying aircraft carrier USS Donald J Trump.

Built by illegal immigrant labor with giant gold Ts all over it.

And the bill for it unpaid. :yeah:

Of course!  :lol:
Title: Re: What will be named after Donald J. Trump?
Post by: mongers on November 10, 2016, 04:29:00 PM
Quote from: Hamilcar on November 10, 2016, 03:28:17 PM
I don't think anything would terrify America's enemies more than the nuclear-powered flying aircraft carrier USS Donald J Trump.

I think you mean a hot air ballon.
Title: Re: What will be named after Donald J. Trump?
Post by: grumbler on November 10, 2016, 07:30:10 PM
Best of all, these things are only named for deceased presidents.  May the USS Donald J. Trump be launched very, very soon!
Title: Re: What will be named after Donald J. Trump?
Post by: garbon on November 10, 2016, 07:32:04 PM
Quote from: grumbler on November 10, 2016, 07:30:10 PM
Best of all, these things are only named for deceased presidents.  May the USS Donald J. Trump be launched very, very soon!

Hey now, I don't think that's warranted.
Title: Re: What will be named after Donald J. Trump?
Post by: MadImmortalMan on November 10, 2016, 07:37:47 PM
Quote from: The Minsky Moment on November 10, 2016, 12:05:47 PM
People, please.

The Wall.  The Wall.
The Donald J Trump Wall of Bigly Security (insert pesos here for maintenance)

At the rate they're going, pesos won't be worth anything.
Title: Re: What will be named after Donald J. Trump?
Post by: grumbler on November 10, 2016, 07:40:12 PM
Quote from: garbon on November 10, 2016, 07:32:04 PM
Quote from: grumbler on November 10, 2016, 07:30:10 PM
Best of all, these things are only named for deceased presidents.  May the USS Donald J. Trump be launched very, very soon!

Hey now, I don't think that's warranted.

:lol:  Okay, mom!
Title: Re: What will be named after Donald J. Trump?
Post by: Razgovory on November 10, 2016, 07:52:58 PM
Quote from: grumbler on November 10, 2016, 07:30:10 PM
Best of all, these things are only named for deceased presidents.  May the USS Donald J. Trump be launched very, very soon!

Man, I thought you were in the navy.
Title: Re: What will be named after Donald J. Trump?
Post by: MadImmortalMan on November 10, 2016, 07:58:04 PM
Donald J Trump Museum of the Confederacy, Columbus GA.
Title: Re: What will be named after Donald J. Trump?
Post by: Tonitrus on November 10, 2016, 08:08:56 PM
Quote from: Valmy on November 10, 2016, 10:59:32 AM
Quote from: derspiess on November 10, 2016, 10:57:32 AM
I say we take into account his hotels & golf courses, do nothing further and just call it even.

:lol:

I just wonder which Trump Hotel will hold his Presidential Library.

First floor of Trump Tower.  Just like...

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Title: Re: What will be named after Donald J. Trump?
Post by: mongers on November 10, 2016, 08:19:19 PM
Quote from: Tonitrus on November 10, 2016, 08:08:56 PM
Quote from: Valmy on November 10, 2016, 10:59:32 AM
Quote from: derspiess on November 10, 2016, 10:57:32 AM
I say we take into account his hotels & golf courses, do nothing further and just call it even.

:lol:

I just wonder which Trump Hotel will hold his Presidential Library.

First floor of Trump Tower.  Just like...


I think it'll be the first one started before the end of his presidency and first also to be entirely underground.
Title: Re: What will be named after Donald J. Trump?
Post by: Grey Fox on November 10, 2016, 09:26:58 PM
Quote from: Caliga on November 10, 2016, 03:29:03 PM
Make the seas American again.

The Sky!
Title: Re: What will be named after Donald J. Trump?
Post by: Ed Anger on November 10, 2016, 09:28:27 PM
I'll add Barron to my list of potential kid names.
Title: Re: What will be named after Donald J. Trump?
Post by: Caliga on November 11, 2016, 07:38:15 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 10, 2016, 09:28:27 PM
I'll add Barron to my list of potential kid names.
Hopefully if you name a son Barron you give him the middle name 'Vonn'.
Title: Re: What will be named after Donald J. Trump?
Post by: Grey Fox on November 11, 2016, 07:39:40 AM
It's weird way to ensure your kids nickname is Barry.
Title: Re: What will be named after Donald J. Trump?
Post by: The Larch on November 11, 2016, 07:48:16 AM
Quote from: Caliga on November 11, 2016, 07:38:15 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 10, 2016, 09:28:27 PM
I'll add Barron to my list of potential kid names.
Hopefully if you name a son Barron you give him the middle name 'Vonn'.

Only if the surname is Doom.
Title: Re: What will be named after Donald J. Trump?
Post by: Valmy on November 11, 2016, 11:20:00 PM
Quote from: The Larch on November 11, 2016, 07:48:16 AM
Quote from: Caliga on November 11, 2016, 07:38:15 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on November 10, 2016, 09:28:27 PM
I'll add Barron to my list of potential kid names.
Hopefully if you name a son Barron you give him the middle name 'Vonn'.

Only if the surname is Doom.

Ddoom