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Title: Man on LSD saves dog from imaginary fire
Post by: Hamilcar on October 15, 2016, 08:54:50 AM
http://wnyt.com/news/michael-orchard-man-accused-of-stealing-dog-in-halfmoon-saratoga-county/4291294/?cat=10114

QuoteTroopers: Man on LSD saves dog from imaginary fire

October 14, 2016 06:43 PM

HALFMOON -- A Halfmoon man allegedly broke into his neighbor's house to save the family dog from a fire, Thursday night.  But there was no fire, troopers say he was on LSD and hallucinating.

Troopers say 43-year-old Michael Orchard of Inglewood Drive told them he mixed LSD with cough medicine, Thursday afternoon. And they found him, standing heroically with a dog in his arms outside of what he thought was a giant inferno.

"He believed that the residence was on fire. And he was rescuing the dog," said Trooper Mark Cepiel, Troop G Spokesperson.

Neighbors tell us Orchard went around the neighborhood banging on doors yelling about a fire. Since no one would help, because there was no fire. The animal lover took matters into his own hands to save the dog. Allegedly driving his black BMW sedan through the fence. Troopers say once Orchard got through this fence with his vehicle, he got out, went up to the back door, smashed through it, and went inside to save the family's large white dog.

Orchard was charged with second degree burglary and third degree criminal mischief and put in county jail on $15,000 bail.

Neighbors didn't want to go on camera because they're scared of retribution in the tightly packed development. Several neighbors listed things Orchard has allegedly destroyed in the past.

We asked Trooper Cepiel why there were no drug charges if Orchard was allegedly high.

"He drove over yards and through the fence. At no point was he on the roadway. And no illegal substances were found in his possession," said Cepiel.

Troopers say Orchard was very cooperative. The developers say they've already ordered the victims a new door.  The dog was unharmed.

I bet the dog was perfectly happy at the chance of getting outside.
Title: Re: Man on LSD saves dog from imaginary fire
Post by: CountDeMoney on October 15, 2016, 09:01:53 AM
That is funny as balls.
Title: Re: Man on LSD saves dog from imaginary fire
Post by: HVC on October 15, 2016, 09:12:40 AM
I like the loop hole that he wasn't driving under the influence because he didn't drive on the road, but instead just plowed through people's yard hah
Title: Re: Man on LSD saves dog from imaginary fire
Post by: mongers on October 15, 2016, 09:16:30 AM
Quote from: Hamilcar on October 15, 2016, 08:54:50 AM
http://wnyt.com/news/michael-orchard-man-accused-of-stealing-dog-in-halfmoon-saratoga-county/4291294/?cat=10114

QuoteTroopers: Man on LSD saves dog from imaginary fire

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Is this an analogue for what Donald Trump has done in the election campaign?
Title: Re: Man on LSD saves dog from imaginary fire
Post by: Martinus on October 15, 2016, 01:08:28 PM
I love the extensive CSI-style news coverage in the link. :D