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Title: NFL Week 5: Paging Mr. Pollard, Mr. Bernard Pollard, white courtesy phone
Post by: CountDeMoney on October 08, 2016, 07:16:55 PM
QuoteWeek Five NFL Football Point Spread - NFL Spreads 10/9 - 10/10, 2016

Date & Time    Favorite    Spread    Underdog

10/9 1:00 ET    At Minnesota    -6.5    Houston
10/9 1:00 ET    At Miami    -3.5    Tennessee
10/9 1:00 ET    New England    -10.5    At Cleveland
10/9 1:00 ET    At Pittsburgh    -7.5    NY Jets
10/9 1:00 ET    At Baltimore    -4    Washington
10/9 1:00 ET    Philadelphia    -3.5    At Detroit
10/9 1:00 ET    At Indianapolis    -4.5    Chicago
10/9 4:05 ET    At Denver    -5    Atlanta
10/9 4:25 ET    At Los Angeles    -1    Buffalo
10/9 4:25 ET    At Oakland    -3.5    San Diego
10/9 4:25 ET    Cincinnati    -2    At Dallas
10/9 8:30 ET    At Green Bay    -7    NY Giants

   Monday Night Football Point Spread
         
10/10 8:30 ET    At Carolina    -4.5    Tampa Bay
Title: Re: NFL Week 5: Paging Mr. Pollard, Mr. Bernard Pollard, white courtesy phone
Post by: Sophie Scholl on October 08, 2016, 08:49:01 PM
 :lol: That title is hilarious.  Time for the upset of the season!  Go Brownies!
Title: Re: NFL Week 5: Paging Mr. Pollard, Mr. Bernard Pollard, white courtesy phone
Post by: Valmy on October 08, 2016, 10:28:00 PM
I am sure all of Baltimore is eager to welcome their friendly neighbors.
Title: Re: NFL Week 5: Paging Mr. Pollard, Mr. Bernard Pollard, white courtesy phone
Post by: CountDeMoney on October 08, 2016, 11:08:03 PM
Quote from: Valmy on October 08, 2016, 10:28:00 PM
I am sure all of Baltimore is eager to welcome their friendly neighbors.

This is my personal Super Bowl.
Title: Re: NFL Week 5: Paging Mr. Pollard, Mr. Bernard Pollard, white courtesy phone
Post by: Valmy on October 08, 2016, 11:38:43 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 08, 2016, 11:08:03 PM
Quote from: Valmy on October 08, 2016, 10:28:00 PM
I am sure all of Baltimore is eager to welcome their friendly neighbors.

This is my personal Super Bowl.

Really? I mean your team wins actual Super Bowls.
Title: Re: NFL Week 5: Paging Mr. Pollard, Mr. Bernard Pollard, white courtesy phone
Post by: CountDeMoney on October 08, 2016, 11:55:42 PM
Quote from: Valmy on October 08, 2016, 11:38:43 PM
Really? I mean your team wins actual Super Bowls.

12 years of being shoved down our throat, all the while as they colluded and conspired with the gangster Tagliabue to keep a team out of Baltimore, that doesn't go away with pretty trophies.

Just because the state of Israel exists doesn't mean the Holocaust should be forgotten.  Quite the contrary.  My instrument of vengeance upon this earth needs to Dresden firefuck the franchise that would have denied its right to exist into the Stone Age.  Fuck that fucking team.  I hope it's a fucking body bag game.



Title: Re: NFL Week 5: Paging Mr. Pollard, Mr. Bernard Pollard, white courtesy phone
Post by: Valmy on October 09, 2016, 02:16:02 PM
Yeah instead of getting a shitty expansion franchise in 1994 you got a much better franchise in 1995.  :lol: Clearly equivalent to the Holocaust.

I would blame the people who actually took the NFL out of Baltimore, you know Bob Irsay and the Colts. Hell they even sued when the CFL attempted to create a new Colts there. But that's just me.
Title: Re: NFL Week 5: Paging Mr. Pollard, Mr. Bernard Pollard, white courtesy phone
Post by: derspiess on October 09, 2016, 02:25:35 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 08, 2016, 11:08:03 PM
Quote from: Valmy on October 08, 2016, 10:28:00 PM
I am sure all of Baltimore is eager to welcome their friendly neighbors.

This is my personal Super Bowl.

How's that going for ya?
Title: Re: NFL Week 5: Paging Mr. Pollard, Mr. Bernard Pollard, white courtesy phone
Post by: Valmy on October 09, 2016, 03:04:50 PM
Quote from: derspiess on October 09, 2016, 02:25:35 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 08, 2016, 11:08:03 PM
Quote from: Valmy on October 08, 2016, 10:28:00 PM
I am sure all of Baltimore is eager to welcome their friendly neighbors.

This is my personal Super Bowl.

How's that going for ya?

Seems to be going pretty well for him :lol:

Hilarious that extra points have played such a huge role in the seasons of both my favorite College team and NFL team this year.

Edit: Oh wait the NFL is still conspiring against Baltimore and the ghost of Tagliabue reversed the call. Hey the Redskins just won the Seedy Bowl!

Sorry pal but I would bet the Ravens have a pretty decisive winning record in these things.
Title: Re: NFL Week 5: Paging Mr. Pollard, Mr. Bernard Pollard, white courtesy phone
Post by: CountDeMoney on October 10, 2016, 12:24:46 AM
Quote from: derspiess on October 09, 2016, 02:25:35 PM
How's that going for ya?

It just entrenches my pathology.
Title: Re: NFL Week 5: Paging Mr. Pollard, Mr. Bernard Pollard, white courtesy phone
Post by: Valmy on October 10, 2016, 07:29:42 AM
Yeah the Ravens should have won that.
Title: Re: NFL Week 5: Paging Mr. Pollard, Mr. Bernard Pollard, white courtesy phone
Post by: CountDeMoney on October 10, 2016, 07:59:55 AM
And they should've beaten the Raiders last week, just like they could've easily lost the first 3 games in the same way.  It's one of those seasons.
Title: Re: NFL Week 5: Paging Mr. Pollard, Mr. Bernard Pollard, white courtesy phone
Post by: derspiess on October 10, 2016, 01:04:46 PM
Agree; with such a soft schedule thus far, Ravens should be at least 4-1.
Title: Re: NFL Week 5: Paging Mr. Pollard, Mr. Bernard Pollard, white courtesy phone
Post by: derspiess on October 10, 2016, 01:09:33 PM
Quote from: Valmy on October 09, 2016, 03:04:50 PM
Quote from: derspiess on October 09, 2016, 02:25:35 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 08, 2016, 11:08:03 PM
Quote from: Valmy on October 08, 2016, 10:28:00 PM
I am sure all of Baltimore is eager to welcome their friendly neighbors.

This is my personal Super Bowl.

How's that going for ya?

Seems to be going pretty well for him :lol:

Hilarious that extra points have played such a huge role in the seasons of both my favorite College team and NFL team this year.

Edit: Oh wait the NFL is still conspiring against Baltimore and the ghost of Tagliabue reversed the call. Hey the Redskins just won the Seedy Bowl!

Sorry pal but I would bet the Ravens have a pretty decisive winning record in these things.

Was talking about yesterday's result.
Title: Re: NFL Week 5: Paging Mr. Pollard, Mr. Bernard Pollard, white courtesy phone
Post by: Valmy on October 10, 2016, 01:12:44 PM
Quote from: derspiess on October 10, 2016, 01:09:33 PM
Was talking about yesterday's result.

So was I. :unsure:

I saw the Ravens had scored and I thought the slurs were about to lose. But then it got called back and Washington won.
Title: Re: NFL Week 5: Paging Mr. Pollard, Mr. Bernard Pollard, white courtesy phone
Post by: derspiess on October 10, 2016, 01:25:24 PM
It was never in doubt :P
Title: Re: NFL Week 5: Paging Mr. Pollard, Mr. Bernard Pollard, white courtesy phone
Post by: Baron von Schtinkenbutt on October 10, 2016, 03:19:01 PM
I wish I knew how to get this curse lifted from the Dolphins. <_<  Tunsil out because he hurt himself in the fucking shower.
Title: Re: NFL Week 5: Paging Mr. Pollard, Mr. Bernard Pollard, white courtesy phone
Post by: MadBurgerMaker on October 10, 2016, 08:09:14 PM
Baltimore fired their OC.  Just rolled across the bottom line thing.

Promoted Morninwheg (sp?) from QB coach to OC. E: Mornhinweg. 
Title: Re: NFL Week 5: Paging Mr. Pollard, Mr. Bernard Pollard, white courtesy phone
Post by: CountDeMoney on October 10, 2016, 08:45:08 PM
Marc Trestman fired.  Well, imagine the shit out of that.  sbr is going to have to order all new "I heart Trestdicks" stationery.
Title: Re: NFL Week 5: Paging Mr. Pollard, Mr. Bernard Pollard, white courtesy phone
Post by: Alcibiades on October 12, 2016, 01:18:54 AM
 :lol:
Title: Re: NFL Week 5: Paging Mr. Pollard, Mr. Bernard Pollard, white courtesy phone
Post by: Syt on October 12, 2016, 03:20:20 PM
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/live/2016/oct/12/donald-trump-campaign-hillary-clinton-2016-presidential-election-live?page=with:block-57fe9890e4b01d9dd2c9052d#block-57fe9890e4b01d9dd2c9052d

QuoteDonald Trump, inexplicably, about the NFL's concussion regulations:
Uh! Uh! A little ding in the head you can't play the rest of the season.
Title: Re: NFL Week 5: Paging Mr. Pollard, Mr. Bernard Pollard, white courtesy phone
Post by: Alcibiades on October 13, 2016, 11:06:56 PM
And Rivers finally gets his win this season.

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Title: Re: NFL Week 5: Paging Mr. Pollard, Mr. Bernard Pollard, white courtesy phone
Post by: derspiess on October 14, 2016, 07:45:00 AM
Chargers tried their damnedest to give that one away in the 4th quarter :lol:
Title: Re: NFL Week 5: Paging Mr. Pollard, Mr. Bernard Pollard, white courtesy phone
Post by: Alcibiades on October 14, 2016, 03:52:24 PM
They do every week, they just couldn't seem to pull it off this week.


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