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General Category => Off the Record => Topic started by: jimmy olsen on July 03, 2009, 09:58:54 AM

Title: Poo brew: Premium coffee is dung to a turn
Post by: jimmy olsen on July 03, 2009, 09:58:54 AM
GAAAAH!!! :bleeding: :x

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31706286/ns/today_pets/

QuotePoo brew: Premium coffee is dung to a turn
Expensive 'civet coffee' made from beans separated from critter's droppings

updated 10:40 a.m. ET, Thurs., July 2, 2009

Okay, let's get this straight. You take some coffee beans, feed them to a wild, weasel-like mammal, and wait for the beans to get digested and, um, drop? Then you take those beans and turn them into the world's most desired and expensive coffee?

That, indeed, is how something called Kopi Luwak — or civet coffee — is made. First, ripe beans are ingested by a civet, a creature indigenous to Africa and Asia that looks like a cat on steroids. Then, workers go through the civet's droppings and separate the chalky beans (at least we now know the world's worst job). The beans are dried, sterilized and processed into civet coffee, which, apparently, has a magically intense aroma and flavor.

In Europe, roughly 2 lbs. of Kopi Luwak sells for as much as $700 — if, that is, you can find it. A typical civet produces only about an ounce of the stuff a day, so it's unlikely you'll be ordering a decaf dung espresso at Starbucks anytime soon.

Still, if you're a coffee drinker and you have an adventurous streak, you might just savor the idea of having a java brew with such a, ahem, close connection to the wild.

Title: Re: Poo brew: Premium coffee is dung to a turn
Post by: Zanza on July 03, 2009, 10:05:43 AM
I would try it.
Title: Re: Poo brew: Premium coffee is dung to a turn
Post by: Brazen on July 03, 2009, 10:06:51 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on July 03, 2009, 09:58:54 AM
GAAAAH!!! :bleeding: :x

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31706286/ns/today_pets/

QuotePoo brew: Premium coffee is dung to a turn
Expensive 'civet coffee' made from beans separated from critter's droppings

updated 10:40 a.m. ET, Thurs., July 2, 2009

Okay, let's get this straight. You take some coffee beans, feed them to a wild, weasel-like mammal, and wait for the beans to get digested and, um, drop? Then you take those beans and turn them into the world's most desired and expensive coffee?

That, indeed, is how something called Kopi Luwak — or civet coffee — is made. First, ripe beans are ingested by a civet, a creature indigenous to Africa and Asia that looks like a cat on steroids. Then, workers go through the civet's droppings and separate the chalky beans (at least we now know the world's worst job). The beans are dried, sterilized and processed into civet coffee, which, apparently, has a magically intense aroma and flavor.

In Europe, roughly 2 lbs. of Kopi Luwak sells for as much as $700 — if, that is, you can find it. A typical civet produces only about an ounce of the stuff a day, so it's unlikely you'll be ordering a decaf dung espresso at Starbucks anytime soon.

Still, if you're a coffee drinker and you have an adventurous streak, you might just savor the idea of having a java brew with such a, ahem, close connection to the wild.

Pfft, been able to buy that here since 2006.
http://www.firebox.com/product/1077/Civet-Coffee-Kopi-Luwak (http://www.firebox.com/product/1077/Civet-Coffee-Kopi-Luwak)

Title: Re: Poo brew: Premium coffee is dung to a turn
Post by: jimmy olsen on July 03, 2009, 10:08:06 AM
Europe needs to be purged.
Title: Re: Poo brew: Premium coffee is dung to a turn
Post by: Ed Anger on July 03, 2009, 10:09:43 AM
Quote from: Brazen on July 03, 2009, 10:06:51 AM

Pfft, been able to buy that here since 2006.
http://www.firebox.com/product/1077/Civet-Coffee-Kopi-Luwak (http://www.firebox.com/product/1077/Civet-Coffee-Kopi-Luwak)

Better yet, http://www.firebox.com/product/1963/Knight-Rider-R-C-Car

AWESOME.
Title: Re: Poo brew: Premium coffee is dung to a turn
Post by: DisturbedPervert on July 03, 2009, 10:10:45 AM
bmollson used to talk about this stuff.
Title: Re: Poo brew: Premium coffee is dung to a turn
Post by: The Brain on July 03, 2009, 10:34:51 AM
I miss bmolsson.
Title: Re: Poo brew: Premium coffee is dung to a turn
Post by: Ed Anger on July 03, 2009, 10:40:27 AM
Shocking that the Germans didn't think this up first.

Karl: What vill we do?
Gunther: Hey! We make the cat eat these beans, then go through its shit.
Karl: Wunderbar!
Title: Re: Poo brew: Premium coffee is dung to a turn
Post by: Neil on July 03, 2009, 10:53:17 AM
Really?  You're just hearing about this now?
Title: Re: Poo brew: Premium coffee is dung to a turn
Post by: Ed Anger on July 03, 2009, 10:54:42 AM
Quote from: Neil on July 03, 2009, 10:53:17 AM
Really?  You're just hearing about this now?

It doesn't involve space or Tom Brady, so Tim is behind the curve.
Title: Re: Poo brew: Premium coffee is dung to a turn
Post by: Phillip V on July 03, 2009, 11:37:16 AM
There could very well be a market for coffee beans processed through the human gastrointestinal tract.

Entrepreneurs to me!
Title: Re: Poo brew: Premium coffee is dung to a turn
Post by: Grey Fox on July 03, 2009, 11:45:10 AM
I wouldn't try it.

Nothing to do with the scat part, Coffee just sucks.
Title: Re: Poo brew: Premium coffee is dung to a turn
Post by: Admiral Yi on July 03, 2009, 12:03:27 PM
I'm sure I've seen this story before on Languish.
Title: Re: Poo brew: Premium coffee is dung to a turn
Post by: Caliga on July 03, 2009, 12:06:16 PM
Yes, posted by me.  Tim: FAIL.