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General Category => Off the Record => Topic started by: Grinning_Colossus on September 01, 2016, 09:51:59 AM

Title: How to talk to women wearing burkinis without being an idiot
Post by: Grinning_Colossus on September 01, 2016, 09:51:59 AM
Many of the shapely sisters on the beaches are tempting me to carnal sin. How does one respectfully approach a woman wearing a burkini to suggest a day of fornication on the beach?
Title: Re: How to talk to women wearing burkinis without being an idiot
Post by: The Brain on September 01, 2016, 09:53:16 AM
If you're gonna talk, talk. Don't shoot.
Title: Re: How to talk to women wearing burkinis without being an idiot
Post by: alfred russel on September 01, 2016, 03:29:37 PM
GC, this is a good question. I think this clip from Scarface is a good tutorial on the topic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKpXTy-sCxg