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Title: Would you buy a house in which a hidden corpse was discovered?
Post by: Malthus on June 09, 2016, 12:45:23 PM
I was thinking of the case of this poor renovator:

https://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2007/07/25/renovator_uncovers_mummified_infant.html

He was renovating a house, when he found a mummified baby stuffed into a wall.

A tragedy, but an old one: baby dates from the 1920s. I was thinking this would have a ... problematic impact on the sale price of the house, as a certain number of buyers would not want to buy a house with a hidden creepy secret if the story was widely known.

What says Languish? Would you care? If so, why?
Title: Re: Would you buy a house in which a hidden corpse was discovered?
Post by: DGuller on June 09, 2016, 12:47:28 PM
No, but I would pretend that I care a lot when negotiating with the current owner.  :menace:
Title: Re: Would you buy a house in which a hidden corpse was discovered?
Post by: Barrister on June 09, 2016, 12:54:32 PM
I would worry if the corpse might have effected the structural integrity - causing mold or rot or something.

But the mere fact a baby died there almost 100 years?  If you're buying an old home like that you have to expect that at some time bad stuff probably happened in that house.
Title: Re: Would you buy a house in which a hidden corpse was discovered?
Post by: MadBurgerMaker on June 09, 2016, 12:58:18 PM
Nah, wouldn't care (as long as it's cleaned up and all that, of course).  But, like DGuller up there, I'd act like it when negotiating.  Dead babies in the walls means some bucks off for sure.
Title: Re: Would you buy a house in which a hidden corpse was discovered?
Post by: Malthus on June 09, 2016, 12:59:03 PM
Quote from: Barrister on June 09, 2016, 12:54:32 PM
I would worry if the corpse might have effected the structural integrity - causing mold or rot or something.

But the mere fact a baby died there almost 100 years?  If you're buying an old home like that you have to expect that at some time bad stuff probably happened in that house.

To be fair, I don't think it is the fact that a baby died that most would find problematic, but that its corpse was stuffed into a wall. That (a) strongly implies that the baby's death was somehow illicit, and (b) it is creepy to think of its little corpse stuffed in the wall all those years.

My own response is a bit of a variant on DG's - I would not care, but others might, which could affect the resale price - hence, I would want a discount.  :)
Title: Re: Would you buy a house in which a hidden corpse was discovered?
Post by: Grey Fox on June 09, 2016, 01:01:11 PM
Alright, we now have establish that we are all willing to try to make money off the misfortunes of others, like any other asshole.
Title: Re: Would you buy a house in which a hidden corpse was discovered?
Post by: DGuller on June 09, 2016, 01:01:55 PM
Quote from: Malthus on June 09, 2016, 12:59:03 PM
My own response is a bit of a variant on DG's - I would not care, but others might, which could affect the resale price - hence, I would want a discount.  :)
:hmm: That's actually a better angle.
Title: Re: Would you buy a house in which a hidden corpse was discovered?
Post by: derspiess on June 09, 2016, 01:06:34 PM
Do you get to keep the corpse?
Title: Re: Would you buy a house in which a hidden corpse was discovered?
Post by: Valmy on June 09, 2016, 01:29:38 PM
Quote from: derspiess on June 09, 2016, 01:06:34 PM
Do you get to keep the corpse?

This house includes many extras like a refrigerator, washer/dryer, and mummified corpse!
Title: Re: Would you buy a house in which a hidden corpse was discovered?
Post by: Malthus on June 09, 2016, 01:37:22 PM
Quote from: derspiess on June 09, 2016, 01:06:34 PM
Do you get to keep the corpse?

Mummified babies are, arguably, not a "fixture".  :hmm:
Title: Re: Would you buy a house in which a hidden corpse was discovered?
Post by: CountDeMoney on June 09, 2016, 02:44:03 PM
Quote from: Malthus on June 09, 2016, 12:59:03 PM
My own response is a bit of a variant on DG's - I would not care, but others might, which could affect the resale price - hence, I would want a discount.  :)

I dunno...I think the number of people that would want a discount would be exceeded by the number of freaks that would pay a premium because it would be cool.

That said, my residual Catholicism makes me superstitious enough not to want to live there; not because of finding a corpse, but I really don't need Casper the Friendly Ghost watching me masturbate.
Title: Re: Would you buy a house in which a hidden corpse was discovered?
Post by: viper37 on June 09, 2016, 04:17:21 PM
Quote from: Malthus on June 09, 2016, 12:45:23 PM
I was thinking of the case of this poor renovator:

https://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2007/07/25/renovator_uncovers_mummified_infant.html

He was renovating a house, when he found a mummified baby stuffed into a wall.

A tragedy, but an old one: baby dates from the 1920s. I was thinking this would have a ... problematic impact on the sale price of the house, as a certain number of buyers would not want to buy a house with a hidden creepy secret if the story was widely known.

What says Languish? Would you care? If so, why?

If the price goes down, yes, I would buy it.
Title: Re: Would you buy a house in which a hidden corpse was discovered?
Post by: The Brain on June 09, 2016, 04:59:18 PM
Why would I buy a house with a hidden corpse?
Title: Re: Would you buy a house in which a hidden corpse was discovered?
Post by: Monoriu on June 09, 2016, 05:33:34 PM
I personally don't care.  But the problem is that it is safe to assume that most Chinese care very much.  I'll have real problem trying to sell it. 
Title: Re: Would you buy a house in which a hidden corpse was discovered?
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 09, 2016, 05:34:35 PM
It would probably creep me out a bit.
Title: Re: Would you buy a house in which a hidden corpse was discovered?
Post by: Tonitrus on June 09, 2016, 08:31:09 PM
Quote from: Monoriu on June 09, 2016, 05:33:34 PM
I personally don't care.  But the problem is that it is safe to assume that most Chinese care very much.  I'll have real problem trying to sell it.

That reminds me of an anecdote from one of the very early settlers of the Pacific Northwest.  It was that the local Native American tribes had the custom of having to abandon any home/dwelling in which a person had died.  Understandable perhaps, but I kept thinking that kind of taboo has to be a huge stunt on overall development for a primitive culture that relies heavily on a very basic, subsistence survival.

And, of course, the introduction of smallpox, and resulting mass deaths, made such a taboo absolutely devastating.  And, in fact, Lewis and Clark's journals reference quite a fair number of abandoned villages/settlements along the Columbia River.
Title: Re: Would you buy a house in which a hidden corpse was discovered?
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 09, 2016, 09:13:57 PM
The Indians of the Pacific Northwest were hardly living a subsistence life.  They lived a life of extravagant abundance.
Title: Re: Would you buy a house in which a hidden corpse was discovered?
Post by: Monoriu on June 09, 2016, 09:24:07 PM
Chinese won't abandon these places though.  They still buy them, just at a big discount.  Actually it is not a bad way to get your own place (relatively) cheaply, if you don't mind the fact that somebody was murdered in the place 2 years ago with her body dismembered in creative ways. 
Title: Re: Would you buy a house in which a hidden corpse was discovered?
Post by: MadImmortalMan on June 09, 2016, 10:44:30 PM
It sounds like a sitcom. Wasn't there a show where there was a dead kid in the wall but his ghost was friendly?
Title: Re: Would you buy a house in which a hidden corpse was discovered?
Post by: jimmy olsen on June 09, 2016, 10:46:46 PM
Nope, if a corpse was found there, it means that house isn't as good a hiding place as I tought.  :ph34r:
Title: Re: Would you buy a house in which a hidden corpse was discovered?
Post by: Malthus on June 10, 2016, 08:43:56 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 09, 2016, 10:46:46 PM
Nope, if a corpse was found there, it means that house isn't as good a hiding place as I tought.  :ph34r:

Hey, it stayed hidden since the 1920s. That's a pretty good run.  :D
Title: Re: Would you buy a house in which a hidden corpse was discovered?
Post by: Valmy on June 10, 2016, 08:45:10 AM
Hey Malthus is the guy with the ancient antique house. Who knows what horrible things lurk below.

Title: Re: Would you buy a house in which a hidden corpse was discovered?
Post by: Malthus on June 10, 2016, 08:58:11 AM
Quote from: Valmy on June 10, 2016, 08:45:10 AM
Hey Malthus is the guy with the ancient antique house. Who knows what horrible thinks lurk below.

Only in North America would a house built in the 1930s be "ancient".  :lol:
Title: Re: Would you buy a house in which a hidden corpse was discovered?
Post by: Valmy on June 10, 2016, 09:12:14 AM
Quote from: Malthus on June 10, 2016, 08:58:11 AM
Quote from: Valmy on June 10, 2016, 08:45:10 AM
Hey Malthus is the guy with the ancient antique house. Who knows what horrible thinks lurk below.

Only in North America would a house built in the 1930s be "ancient".  :lol:

:P
Title: Re: Would you buy a house in which a hidden corpse was discovered?
Post by: Josquius on June 10, 2016, 09:54:14 AM
A adult corpse no.
A baby corpse.... depends on the discount.
Title: Re: Would you buy a house in which a hidden corpse was discovered?
Post by: Malthus on June 10, 2016, 10:21:11 AM
Quote from: Tyr on June 10, 2016, 09:54:14 AM
A adult corpse no.
A baby corpse.... depends on the discount.

Why would the adult/baby distinction make any difference? 
Title: Re: Would you buy a house in which a hidden corpse was discovered?
Post by: Brazen on June 10, 2016, 10:55:05 AM
So long as they're a) no longer there or b) no longer smell, sure.
Title: Re: Would you buy a house in which a hidden corpse was discovered?
Post by: 11B4V on June 10, 2016, 08:48:02 PM
Yes
Title: Re: Would you buy a house in which a hidden corpse was discovered?
Post by: jimmy olsen on June 10, 2016, 11:24:43 PM
Quote from: Malthus on June 10, 2016, 10:21:11 AM
Quote from: Tyr on June 10, 2016, 09:54:14 AM
A adult corpse no.
A baby corpse.... depends on the discount.

Why would the adult/baby distinction make any difference?

Simple ghost logic.
Title: Re: Would you buy a house in which a hidden corpse was discovered?
Post by: Razgovory on June 11, 2016, 03:17:31 PM
Baby ghosts can't write things backward in the mirror.
Title: Re: Would you buy a house in which a hidden corpse was discovered?
Post by: jimmy olsen on June 11, 2016, 07:11:37 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on June 11, 2016, 03:17:31 PM
Baby ghosts can't write things backward in the mirror.

Ghosts are formed when bitter people can't move on from this life to the next. Baby minds aren't complex enough to be that bitter.
Title: Re: Would you buy a house in which a hidden corpse was discovered?
Post by: CountDeMoney on June 11, 2016, 07:15:16 PM
How the fuck do you know?  You ever been a dead baby?  How the fuck do you know they're not bitter?
Title: Re: Would you buy a house in which a hidden corpse was discovered?
Post by: 11B4V on June 11, 2016, 07:24:26 PM
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Title: Re: Would you buy a house in which a hidden corpse was discovered?
Post by: Ed Anger on June 11, 2016, 07:38:59 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 11, 2016, 07:15:16 PM
How the fuck do you know?  You ever been a dead baby?  How the fuck do you know they're not bitter?

I snorted my diet coke out my nose. Ass.

:lol:
Title: Re: Would you buy a house in which a hidden corpse was discovered?
Post by: mongers on June 11, 2016, 07:41:38 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 11, 2016, 07:15:16 PM
How the fuck do you know?  You ever been a dead baby?  How the fuck do you know they're not bitter?

Simple, Tim's a ghost-writer.


For what, I have no bloody idea.
Title: Re: Would you buy a house in which a hidden corpse was discovered?
Post by: dps on June 12, 2016, 04:44:44 AM
Quote from: Brazen on June 10, 2016, 10:55:05 AM
So long as they're a) no longer there or b) no longer smell, sure.

If the body went undiscovered since the 1920s, I doubt there was much of a smell to worry about.
Title: Re: Would you buy a house in which a hidden corpse was discovered?
Post by: garbon on June 12, 2016, 04:47:58 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 11, 2016, 07:15:16 PM
How the fuck do you know?  You ever been a dead baby?  How the fuck do you know they're not bitter?

:D
Title: Re: Would you buy a house in which a hidden corpse was discovered?
Post by: Martinus on June 12, 2016, 05:54:37 AM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Would you buy a house in which a hidden corpse was discovered?
Post by: Malthus on June 13, 2016, 08:10:15 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 11, 2016, 07:11:37 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on June 11, 2016, 03:17:31 PM
Baby ghosts can't write things backward in the mirror.

Ghosts are formed when bitter people can't move on from this life to the next. Baby minds aren't complex enough to be that bitter.

I'd hate to face a tantrum from beyond the grave.  :D
Title: Re: Would you buy a house in which a hidden corpse was discovered?
Post by: Siege on June 19, 2016, 05:26:35 AM
This is probably the worst thread i have ever seen here  in languish.