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Title: Happy May Day
Post by: CountDeMoney on May 01, 2016, 12:02:10 PM
Quote1844 | Paris

What Is Human Becomes Animal


It is true that labor produces for the rich wonderful things—but for the worker it produces privation. It produces palaces—but for the worker, hovels. It produces beauty—but for the worker, deformity. It replaces labor by machines—but some of the workers it throws back to a barbarous type of labor, and the other workers it turns into machines. It produces intelligence—but for the worker idiocy, cretinism.

The direct relationship of labor to its produce is the relationship of the worker to the objects of his production. The relationship of the man of means to the objects of production and to production itself is only a consequence of this first relationship—and confirms it.

When we ask, then, what is the essential relationship of labor, we are asking about the relationship of the worker to production.As a result, therefore, man (the worker) no longer feels himself to be freely active in any but his animal functions—eating, drinking, procreating, or at most in his dwelling and in dressing-up, etc. And in his human functions he no longer feels himself to be anything but an animal. What is animal becomes human and what is human becomes animal.

-Karl Marx


Enjoy your suppressed wages as your ask yourself, "What have I done to increase shareholder value today?" 
Title: Re: Happy May Day
Post by: The Brain on May 01, 2016, 12:45:04 PM
Never walk on all fours.
Title: Re: Happy May Day
Post by: garbon on May 01, 2016, 01:53:39 PM
Gross
Title: Re: Happy May Day
Post by: mongers on May 01, 2016, 02:05:35 PM
Up The Workers.  :bowler:
Title: Re: Happy May Day
Post by: Admiral Yi on May 01, 2016, 02:15:41 PM
Quote from: mongers on May 01, 2016, 02:05:35 PM
Up The Workers.  :bowler:

All of them?
Title: Re: Happy May Day
Post by: Martinus on May 01, 2016, 02:40:44 PM
How horrible, to imply that all Languishites derive their sustenance from labour and not capital.
Title: Re: Happy May Day
Post by: Josquius on May 01, 2016, 02:41:03 PM
In Switzerland tomorrow isn't a holiday but some stupid god squad day on Thursday is :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Happy May Day
Post by: Martinus on May 01, 2016, 02:45:29 PM
Quote from: Tyr on May 01, 2016, 02:41:03 PM
In Switzerland tomorrow isn't a holiday but some stupid god squad day on Thursday is :rolleyes:

Why would tomorrow be a holiday?
Title: Re: Happy May Day
Post by: Josquius on May 01, 2016, 02:57:58 PM
Quote from: Martinus on May 01, 2016, 02:45:29 PM
Quote from: Tyr on May 01, 2016, 02:41:03 PM
In Switzerland tomorrow isn't a holiday but some stupid god squad day on Thursday is :rolleyes:

Why would tomorrow be a holiday?
May Day bank holiday
Title: Re: Happy May Day
Post by: Martinus on May 01, 2016, 03:05:03 PM
Most countries in Europe do not have a concept of "bank holidays" the way the UK has. The holiday falls on the date it is supposed to fall - it doesn't mean you get the nearest Monday off.  :rolleyes:

Given that most holidays are religious anyway, it makes sense that you get the day off when the actual holiday happens - only for a politically correct secular dystopia like the UK it's just a day off. :P
Title: Re: Happy May Day
Post by: garbon on May 01, 2016, 03:47:14 PM
Quote from: Martinus on May 01, 2016, 03:05:03 PM
Most countries in Europe do not have a concept of "bank holidays" the way the UK has. The holiday falls on the date it is supposed to fall - it doesn't mean you get the nearest Monday off.  :rolleyes:

Given that most holidays are religious anyway, it makes sense that you get the day off when the actual holiday happens - only for a politically correct secular dystopia like the UK it's just a day off. :P

It is Jos. If it isn't like what he had as a kid, it is wrong.
Title: Re: Happy May Day
Post by: Razgovory on May 01, 2016, 03:55:49 PM
What exactly happened to Marty?  Was he replaced by Mirror Universe Marty?
Title: Re: Happy May Day
Post by: Jaron on May 01, 2016, 04:35:13 PM
This is like that Harry Potter movie with the dude keeping the weird one eyed guy in a box.
Title: Re: Happy May Day
Post by: mongers on May 01, 2016, 05:11:39 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on May 01, 2016, 03:55:49 PM
What exactly happened to Marty?  Was he replaced by Mirror Universe Marty?

If someone spend too much time gazing at a mirror, how do they end up telling the reflection from themselves? 


Anyway I know that's rubbish, but I tried to make the analogy as Martyesque as possible.   :P
Title: Re: Happy May Day
Post by: 11B4V on May 01, 2016, 11:52:17 PM
Fuck the unions. Bunch of wankers.
Title: Re: Happy May Day
Post by: Eddie Teach on May 02, 2016, 02:04:53 AM
Quote from: mongers on May 01, 2016, 05:11:39 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on May 01, 2016, 03:55:49 PM
What exactly happened to Marty?  Was he replaced by Mirror Universe Marty?

If someone spend too much time gazing at a mirror, how do they end up telling the reflection from themselves? 

Something to keep in mind next time you visit Breitbart, Raz.
Title: Re: Happy May Day
Post by: derspiess on May 02, 2016, 09:00:11 AM
I logged in last night to get some extra work done, just to mark the day.  Screw you, commies.
Title: Re: Happy May Day
Post by: Jacob on May 02, 2016, 11:58:33 AM
Quote from: derspiess on May 02, 2016, 09:00:11 AM
I logged in last night to get some extra work done, just to mark the day.  Screw you, commies.

I don't think any Commies care whether a comfortably middle class right wing American middle manager does a bit of Sunday work on May 1st :(
Title: Re: Happy May Day
Post by: lustindarkness on May 02, 2016, 12:15:57 PM
Mayday? as in a radio distress signal?
Title: Re: Happy May Day
Post by: derspiess on May 02, 2016, 01:00:47 PM
Quote from: Jacob on May 02, 2016, 11:58:33 AM
Quote from: derspiess on May 02, 2016, 09:00:11 AM
I logged in last night to get some extra work done, just to mark the day.  Screw you, commies.

I don't think any Commies care whether a comfortably middle class right wing American middle manager does a bit of Sunday work on May 1st :(

It kills them and you know it.
Title: Re: Happy May Day
Post by: Ed Anger on May 02, 2016, 08:22:31 PM
I took several naps yesterday.
Title: Re: Happy May Day
Post by: CountDeMoney on May 02, 2016, 08:28:44 PM
Quote from: derspiess on May 02, 2016, 09:00:11 AM
I logged in last night to get some extra work done, just to mark the day.  Screw you, commies.

Wage slave finds happiness in slavery, film at 11.
Title: Re: Happy May Day
Post by: derspiess on May 02, 2016, 09:05:33 PM
See, there's one commie taking umbrage.
Title: Re: Happy May Day
Post by: Martinus on May 03, 2016, 02:21:03 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on May 01, 2016, 03:55:49 PM
What exactly happened to Marty?  Was he replaced by Mirror Universe Marty?

I guess I realised it's only a matter of time before the progressive left abandons white gay men so I'd rather jump ship on my own terms than be thrown overboard.  :P
Title: Re: Happy May Day
Post by: Razgovory on May 03, 2016, 02:40:03 AM
Quote from: Martinus on May 03, 2016, 02:21:03 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on May 01, 2016, 03:55:49 PM
What exactly happened to Marty?  Was he replaced by Mirror Universe Marty?

I guess I realised it's only a matter of time before the progressive left abandons white gay men so I'd rather jump ship on my own terms than be thrown overboard.  :P

You know the reason they tolerate Muslims is the same reason they tolerate gay people right?  They value toleration.  Siding with people who are different then you and view toleration is a weakness will likely end badly.  To them, you are just a filthy Polish catamite.
Title: Re: Happy May Day
Post by: Monoriu on May 03, 2016, 02:44:49 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on May 02, 2016, 08:28:44 PM
Quote from: derspiess on May 02, 2016, 09:00:11 AM
I logged in last night to get some extra work done, just to mark the day.  Screw you, commies.

Wage slave finds happiness in slavery, film at 11.

Slavery is a certainty.  You can find happiness in it.  Or not.  Won't change anything.  So I suggest that we all find happiness in it :contract:
Title: Re: Happy May Day
Post by: Eddie Teach on May 03, 2016, 02:45:14 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on May 03, 2016, 02:40:03 AM
You know the reason they tolerate Muslims is the same reason they tolerate gay people right?  They value toleration.  Siding with people who are different then you and view toleration is a weakness will likely end badly.  To them, you are just a filthy Polish catamite.

Libertarians and Wall Street types tend not to give a fuck.
Title: Re: Happy May Day
Post by: Martinus on May 03, 2016, 03:04:27 AM
Most Alt-right people don't give a fuck either. And from what I have seen even Christian conservatives these days prefer just to be left alone.

Besides, why should I be defined solely by my sexuality, Raz?
Title: Re: Happy May Day
Post by: Razgovory on May 03, 2016, 03:08:57 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on May 03, 2016, 02:45:14 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on May 03, 2016, 02:40:03 AM
You know the reason they tolerate Muslims is the same reason they tolerate gay people right?  They value toleration.  Siding with people who are different then you and view toleration is a weakness will likely end badly.  To them, you are just a filthy Polish catamite.

Libertarians and Wall Street types tend not to give a fuck.


:lol:  Oh, you were serious?   :lmfao:
Title: Re: Happy May Day
Post by: Eddie Teach on May 03, 2016, 03:14:34 AM
Are you trying to remind us that you are in fact certifiably insane? No need, we remember.
Title: Re: Happy May Day
Post by: Martinus on May 03, 2016, 03:15:18 AM
You are a typical regressive, Raz. You spout a learned formula and when someone just counteracts to that with facts, you turn to derisiveness and rudeness, because you have no counterarguments.
Title: Re: Happy May Day
Post by: Eddie Teach on May 03, 2016, 03:47:49 AM
I'm not sure what a "regressive" is, but he certainly has odd ideas about what libertarians are. Some guy who worked for Ron Paul wrote a racist article 40 years ago so all libertarians are racist; this is probably the same kind of rationale for how he determined they're all homophobes.
Title: Re: Happy May Day
Post by: Martinus on May 03, 2016, 05:23:40 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on May 03, 2016, 03:47:49 AM
I'm not sure what a "regressive" is, but he certainly has odd ideas about what libertarians are. Some guy who worked for Ron Paul wrote a racist article 40 years ago so all libertarians are racist; this is probably the same kind of rationale for how he determined they're all homophobes.

Regressive is the term used by Bill Maher and the likes for liberal "progressives" who in the name of political correctness end up defending rather nasty ideas and ideologies.
Title: Re: Happy May Day
Post by: Razgovory on May 03, 2016, 10:57:09 AM
Quote from: Martinus on May 03, 2016, 03:15:18 AM
You are a typical regressive, Raz. You spout a learned formula and when someone just counteracts to that with facts, you turn to derisiveness and rudeness, because you have no counterarguments.

:lmfao:
Title: Re: Happy May Day
Post by: crazy canuck on May 03, 2016, 11:08:03 AM
Quote from: Martinus on May 03, 2016, 05:23:40 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on May 03, 2016, 03:47:49 AM
I'm not sure what a "regressive" is, but he certainly has odd ideas about what libertarians are. Some guy who worked for Ron Paul wrote a racist article 40 years ago so all libertarians are racist; this is probably the same kind of rationale for how he determined they're all homophobes.

Regressive is the term used by Bill Maher.

Let us know when you move on to a new fount of knowledge.