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General Category => Off the Record => Topic started by: Admiral Yi on February 15, 2016, 11:14:10 AM

Title: Happy Presidents Day!
Post by: Admiral Yi on February 15, 2016, 11:14:10 AM
What a worthless holiday.  I was wondering why etrade was still showing results from Friday.
Title: Re: Happy Presidents Day!
Post by: Phillip V on February 15, 2016, 11:22:09 AM
Washington and Lincoln had lives full of stress and heartache.  It always depresses me when I think about them. :(
Title: Re: Happy Presidents Day!
Post by: Jacob on February 15, 2016, 03:50:59 PM
Thanks Obama!
Title: Re: Happy Presidents Day!
Post by: The Brain on February 15, 2016, 04:03:23 PM
Presidents were better back then. Fucking their slave girls and marrying their wards. HOTT
Title: Re: Happy Presidents Day!
Post by: grumbler on February 15, 2016, 04:47:40 PM
Quote from: The Brain on February 15, 2016, 04:03:23 PM
Presidents were better back then. Fucking their slave girls and marrying their wards. HOTT
:hmm:   When the slave girl you are fucking is your late wife's half-sister, NOT HAWT.
Title: Re: Happy Presidents Day!
Post by: garbon on February 15, 2016, 05:35:47 PM
Quote from: grumbler on February 15, 2016, 04:47:40 PM
Quote from: The Brain on February 15, 2016, 04:03:23 PM
Presidents were better back then. Fucking their slave girls and marrying their wards. HOTT
:hmm:   When the slave girl you are fucking is your late wife's half-sister, NOT HAWT.

What a prude!
Title: Re: Happy Presidents Day!
Post by: grumbler on February 15, 2016, 05:44:05 PM
Quote from: garbon on February 15, 2016, 05:35:47 PM
What a prude!

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Title: Re: Happy Presidents Day!
Post by: garbon on February 15, 2016, 05:47:58 PM
Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot that conversing with you on Languish well isn't really even worth being called a conversation. :(
Title: Re: Happy Presidents Day!
Post by: Jaron on February 15, 2016, 05:53:23 PM
I said it 10 years ago and I'll say it again: grumbler is our first and most authentic black poster.
Title: Re: Happy Presidents Day!
Post by: grumbler on February 15, 2016, 06:22:11 PM
Quote from: garbon on February 15, 2016, 05:47:58 PM
Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot that conversing with you on Languish well isn't really even worth being called a conversation. :(

If you are so thin-skinned that you cannot take it, perhaps you might want to reconsider your policy of dishing it out.
Title: Re: Happy Presidents Day!
Post by: grumbler on February 15, 2016, 06:22:38 PM
Quote from: Jaron on February 15, 2016, 05:53:23 PM
I said it 10 years ago and I'll say it again: grumbler is our first and most authentic black poster.
:showoff:
Title: Re: Happy Presidents Day!
Post by: Valmy on February 15, 2016, 09:01:38 PM
I spent today remembering the life and career of the great Chester A Arthur.
Title: Re: Happy Presidents Day!
Post by: jimmy olsen on February 15, 2016, 09:16:39 PM
Grant is the most underated President. Jefferson the most overated.
Title: Re: Happy Presidents Day!
Post by: grumbler on February 15, 2016, 09:57:41 PM
For under-rated, I'd throw Ike in there.  Grant.... maybe.  He can stay in the pool.

Jefferson isn't over-rated as a president.  He was actually pretty good.  He's way over-rated as a man, for sure.

Over-rated as Presidents are Jackson and Wilson.  If not for his foreign policy, FDR would be right up there.
Title: Re: Happy Presidents Day!
Post by: Eddie Teach on February 15, 2016, 10:14:44 PM
Quote from: Jaron on February 15, 2016, 05:53:23 PM
I said it 10 years ago and I'll say it again: grumbler is our first and most authentic black poster.

Grumbler was Ham's real father.
Title: Re: Happy Presidents Day!
Post by: Jaron on February 15, 2016, 10:51:20 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on February 15, 2016, 10:14:44 PM
Quote from: Jaron on February 15, 2016, 05:53:23 PM
I said it 10 years ago and I'll say it again: grumbler is our first and most authentic black poster.

Grumbler was Ham's real father.

Ham was never president.
Title: Re: Happy Presidents Day!
Post by: garbon on February 16, 2016, 02:31:51 AM
Quote from: grumbler on February 15, 2016, 06:22:11 PM
Quote from: garbon on February 15, 2016, 05:47:58 PM
Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot that conversing with you on Languish well isn't really even worth being called a conversation. :(

If you are so thin-skinned that you cannot take it, perhaps you might want to reconsider your policy of dishing it out.
:lol: