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General Category => Off the Record => Topic started by: viper37 on January 26, 2016, 04:17:31 PM

Title: Finally, a Republican with a bright idea!
Post by: viper37 on January 26, 2016, 04:17:31 PM

Maine Gov. Paul LePage: Bring back the guillotine for drug traffickers (http://www.cnn.com/2016/01/26/politics/paul-lepage-maine-guillotine/)

That's cost effective, the same blade can be re-used more than once before you need to change it.  You don't even have to sterilize it everytime since the objective is to kill.  No costly products to buy and stockpile.  No bullets wasted.  No fucked up execution due to rope of chemical malfunction.  Plus, the associated game would cover the cost of the executionner and funeral costs.
Title: Re: Finally, a Republican with a bright idea!
Post by: garbon on January 26, 2016, 04:22:20 PM
Lame
Title: Re: Finally, a Republican with a bright idea!
Post by: Zanza on January 26, 2016, 04:23:01 PM
That article reads like it was in The Onion.
Title: Re: Finally, a Republican with a bright idea!
Post by: mongers on January 26, 2016, 04:43:36 PM
At last a Republican who's a cut above the rest.
Title: Re: Finally, a Republican with a bright idea!
Post by: Syt on January 26, 2016, 04:47:39 PM
People shouldn't lose their heads over random stuff weirdos like LePage say.
Title: Re: Finally, a Republican with a bright idea!
Post by: celedhring on January 26, 2016, 04:53:20 PM
I don't know, those are some cutting edge ideas to fight crime.
Title: Re: Finally, a Republican with a bright idea!
Post by: lustindarkness on January 26, 2016, 05:03:39 PM
Sounds good to me.
Title: Re: Finally, a Republican with a bright idea!
Post by: Malthus on January 26, 2016, 05:15:30 PM
Quote from: celedhring on January 26, 2016, 04:53:20 PM
I don't know, those are some cutting edge ideas to fight crime.

Well, it takes cutting edge ideas to get ahead these days. Apparently, you can play some interesting head games at the same time:

Quote"We could have public executions and have, you know, we could even have (guessing) which hole it falls in."

This guy has some qualms about things going in the wrong holes:

Quote"These are guys with the name D-Money, Smoothie, Shifty," he said. "They come from Connecticut and New York, they come up here, they sell their heroin, then they go back home. Incidentally, half the time they impregnate a young, white girl before they leave."

:lol: