Yesterday, I made my friend angry because I told him he was a terrible judge of girls' age. He sees some 15-year-old girls and think they are 18+. He sees some 18-year-old girls and think they are 15-.
Thus, I am inspired to start a game where I post a picture of a girl whose age is known to me thanks to the stalking-tool Facebook. You must guess the age to determine whether you are good at spotting jailbait. I am no longer friends with underage girls, but to make this game work, I will utilize their younger-self pics. No pics depicting individuals under the age of 15.
I will post one girl each round with several pics as I deem fit to allow fair judgment.
The goal of this game is to better train you so that you do not go to jail.
Round #1:
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffile%3A%2F%2F%2FC%3A%2FUsers%2FChanda%2FAppData%2FLocal%2FTemp%2Fmoz-screenshot-1.jpg&hash=c235d2463a1b94b9fb96458e6465c432f5001329)(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net%2Fhphotos-ak-snc1%2Fhs007.snc1%2F2845_83274146535_524081535_2236066_2076310_n.jpg&hash=050587ed908ef6f812c50dfb42052abdbec1632d)(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fphotos-e.ak.fbcdn.net%2Fphotos-ak-snc1%2Fv2658%2F68%2F76%2F524081535%2Fn524081535_1986348_7334315.jpg&hash=9fa475a0f35c348598b8f7c31c68319e73964386)
Both are non jail bait and 18+ in my eyes
Quote from: Jaron on June 26, 2009, 02:50:22 AM
Both are non jail bait and 18+ in my eyes
:huh:
It's same girl i think J-dawg
Quote from: katmai on June 26, 2009, 02:51:48 AM
:huh:
It's same girl i think J-dawg
Next game: can u tell that 2 pics r of the same girl?
Siegy incoming in 5...4...3...
Is she being kidnapped and sold into white slavery in pic 2? Was she vacationing in Austria? :P
Bait.
Probally 16 or over and hence legal.
Phillip, nobody cares about the chicks you're stuck in the "Friends Zone" with.
And she needs a nose job. Woof. That thing could lead Santa's sleigh.
Phillip, do you ever pretend to be Tiger Woods to get pussy?
everything in this thread has "This is just so wrong!!!" written all over it.
girl to right jailbait, one on left her older (by two years) twin sister.
Quote from: The Larch on June 26, 2009, 02:56:36 AM
Siegy incoming in 5...4...3...
This is like Siegy porn. Girl in Bikini and then stuffed in a trunk.
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg35.imageshack.us%2Fimg35%2F4142%2Fjailbait1pe5.jpg&hash=74e7144e4cc7cd7dfe1925b86ab74e08b57ba978)
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 26, 2009, 05:41:04 AM
And she needs a nose job. Woof. That thing could lead Santa's sleigh.
I've always liked unique noses. Like Jennifer Grey in Dirty Dancing, before she ruined herself.
Bait
this is why you should only sleep with woman you meet in bars.
legal alcohol, the threshold of adulthood.
You need to close that trunk and run off somewhere where she will all yours and her screams will be heard by no one. :P
Underage at the time of the photo.
Round 1 = 18 years old
Round #2:
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fphotos-g.ak.fbcdn.net%2Fphotos-ak-sf2p%2Fv329%2F6%2F119%2F1086120037%2Fn1086120037_30133726_7508.jpg&hash=fc674e5d0e66263cad3d51cc4d262f88d7845ad4)(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fphotos-h.ak.fbcdn.net%2Fphotos-ak-snc1%2Fv2176%2F82%2F2%2F1086120260%2Fn1086120260_30216863_7794.jpg&hash=1361576300c938da8a3c6ea83b6d52bc0063011d)
I'm gonna go with under 18 for girl 2.
I'll guess bait again.
Looks like bait again.
It is always wise to guess low :P
All the photos are of girls that are way too young - legal or not.
Stop this nonsense. Start posting pictures of women instead of girls.
Bait.
Quote from: crazy canuck on June 26, 2009, 11:23:36 AM
All the photos are of girls that are way too young - legal or not.
Stop this nonsense. Start posting pictures of women instead of girls.
Are they too young? Or are we too old? :(
Quote from: fahdiz on June 26, 2009, 11:26:08 AM
Are they too young? Or are we too old? :(
If I was 18 again I might appreciate this game but since I am an adult it seems a bit silly.
edit: actually, when I was 18-20 this game still would have seemed silly. At that age 17 was pretty young and I could readily tell the difference between someone who was still in high school and someone who was not.
So I change my answer to this sort of thing is always stupid.
Quote from: fahdiz on June 26, 2009, 11:26:08 AM
Quote from: crazy canuck on June 26, 2009, 11:23:36 AM
All the photos are of girls that are way too young - legal or not.
Stop this nonsense. Start posting pictures of women instead of girls.
Are they too young? Or are we too old? :(
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.ebaumsworld.com%2Fpicture%2FCosa_Nostra%2Fjailbait.jpg&hash=f8fbae86ad9c19931b8ab03b464f173ca4ec4e1b)
Lots of great "jailbait" demotivators out there, seems to be a popular topic. :lol:
Quote from: The Larch on June 26, 2009, 11:31:51 AM
Lots of great "jailbait" demotivators out there, seems to be a popular topic. :lol:
I suppose that is because the internet is filled with guys that never had or will never have sex....
first n-word threads, now jailbait. :bleeding:
Languish is dying. LOL
Quote from: crazy canuck on June 26, 2009, 11:33:20 AM
I suppose that is because the internet is filled with guys that never had or will never have sex....
The scary thing is those dudes have and will continue to have sex. If only what you are saying was true.
Quote from: crazy canuck on June 26, 2009, 11:33:20 AM
Quote from: The Larch on June 26, 2009, 11:31:51 AM
Lots of great "jailbait" demotivators out there, seems to be a popular topic. :lol:
I suppose that is because the internet is filled with guys that never had or will never have sex....
Got it in one. :lol:
Quote from: The Larch on June 26, 2009, 11:31:51 AM
Quote from: fahdiz on June 26, 2009, 11:26:08 AM
Quote from: crazy canuck on June 26, 2009, 11:23:36 AM
All the photos are of girls that are way too young - legal or not.
Stop this nonsense. Start posting pictures of women instead of girls.
Are they too young? Or are we too old? :(
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.ebrld.com%2Fpicture%2FCosa_Nostra%2Fjailbait.jpg&hash=886da420e9d57fb60df5cac3689fe137491bcb7e)
Lots of great "jailbait" demotivators out there, seems to be a popular topic. :lol:
No way some of those are jailbait :o
Quote from: Valmy on June 26, 2009, 11:38:52 AM
The scary thing is those dudes have and will continue to have sex.
Masturbation doesnt count.
Quote from: crazy canuck on June 26, 2009, 11:50:36 AM
Masturbation doesnt count.
Finding somebody to have sex with: not that hard.
Round #2 is 17 maybe 18.
My radar for such things is out-of-tune by the very nature of me being in my 30s. I think when I was 18 I would have a much better sense of such things (if I could even see the pictures).
Unfortunately some people don't seem to see it the same way. I just convicted a 36 year old for having sex with a 13 year old. :x
Quote from: Barrister on June 26, 2009, 12:45:15 PM
My radar for such things is out-of-tune by the very nature of me being in my 30s.
Yeah they all look like babies to me.
1st one looked 18 to me, this one looks like jailbait.
Judging by the second picture of #2, jailbait..............even if we use the UK's age of consent of 16.
FWIW I thought #1 looked legal, even under the stringent rules prevalent in the US.
I've got a root beer float in my pants.
First one looked early 20s to me. :mellow:
First one I would have pegged at 17, second one I say 16.
Quote from: Barrister on June 26, 2009, 12:45:15 PM
My radar for such things is out-of-tune by the very nature of me being in my 30s. I think when I was 18 I would have a much better sense of such things (if I could even see the pictures).
I think when you are 18 you don't really care though. If she looks old enough to not be too young, what difference does it make if she is 17 or 20?
Quote from: Barrister on June 26, 2009, 12:45:15 PM
My radar for such things is out-of-tune by the very nature of me being in my 30s. I think when I was 18 I would have a much better sense of such things (if I could even see the pictures).
Unfortunately some people don't seem to see it the same way. I just convicted a 36 year old for having sex with a 13 year old. :x
Were they in love? You monster. :(
Quote from: Valmy on June 26, 2009, 12:52:31 PM
Quote from: Barrister on June 26, 2009, 12:45:15 PM
My radar for such things is out-of-tune by the very nature of me being in my 30s.
Yeah they all look like babies to me.
pretty much.
if a girl could, mathematically speaking, be your daughter, you should stay away.
Quote from: saskganesh on June 26, 2009, 03:41:53 PM
Quote from: Valmy on June 26, 2009, 12:52:31 PM
Quote from: Barrister on June 26, 2009, 12:45:15 PM
My radar for such things is out-of-tune by the very nature of me being in my 30s.
Yeah they all look like babies to me.
pretty much.
if a girl could, mathematically speaking, be your daughter, you should stay away.
You took the fun out of these threads. :(
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 26, 2009, 03:51:52 PM
Quote from: saskganesh on June 26, 2009, 03:41:53 PM
Quote from: Valmy on June 26, 2009, 12:52:31 PM
Quote from: Barrister on June 26, 2009, 12:45:15 PM
My radar for such things is out-of-tune by the very nature of me being in my 30s.
Yeah they all look like babies to me.
pretty much.
if a girl could, mathematically speaking, be your daughter, you should stay away.
You took the fun out of these threads. :(
NO! I'm just going to turn it on its head.
i.e ... is your mum hot?
Quote from: saskganesh on June 26, 2009, 03:41:53 PM
Quote from: Valmy on June 26, 2009, 12:52:31 PM
Quote from: Barrister on June 26, 2009, 12:45:15 PM
My radar for such things is out-of-tune by the very nature of me being in my 30s.
Yeah they all look like babies to me.
pretty much.
if a girl could, mathematically speaking, be your daughter, you should stay away.
This is bad news for Berlusconi :(
Age is just a number, and shouldnt be used in judging if two people should or should not be together.
Quote from: Jaron on June 26, 2009, 05:06:20 PM
Age is just a number, and shouldnt be used in judging if two people should or should not be together.
Just like weight, eh?
Quote from: saskganesh on June 26, 2009, 03:41:53 PM
Quote from: Valmy on June 26, 2009, 12:52:31 PM
Quote from: Barrister on June 26, 2009, 12:45:15 PM
My radar for such things is out-of-tune by the very nature of me being in my 30s.
Yeah they all look like babies to me.
pretty much.
if a girl could, mathematically speaking, be your daughter, you should stay away.
Stick to the half plus 7 rule and you'll be fine.
Quote from: Kleves on June 26, 2009, 05:07:54 PM
Quote from: Jaron on June 26, 2009, 05:06:20 PM
Age is just a number, and shouldnt be used in judging if two people should or should not be together.
Just like weight, eh?
Sure, if that's your thing. I'm not overweight myself so I would not know.
Useless thread closed.
This isn't your fucking Facebook, Phillip. You fucking idiot.
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 26, 2009, 06:57:48 PM
Useless thread closed.
This isn't your fucking Facebook, Phillip. You fucking idiot.
Oooh someone is jealous.