Motherfucking Science! :punk: :nerd:
http://metro.co.uk/2015/10/20/the-large-hadron-collider-could-be-about-to-find-a-parallel-universe-5452020/
QuoteScarily, the Large Hadron Collider could be on the verge of finding an, actual real parallel universe.
But – unlike in sci fi – it won't mean that we suddenly wake up and Hitler won the war.
But scientists at the particle collider are now analysing data collected since June – in a bid to find traces of other universes.
It won't, of course, be anything like the sci fi ones, and Hitler will not be involved.
'Just as many parallel sheets of paper, which are two dimensional objects (breadth and length) can exist in a third dimension (height), parallel universes can also exist in higher dimensions' Cern employee Mir Faizal from the University of Waterloo said.
'We predict that gravity can leak into extra dimensions, and if it does, then miniature black holes can be produced at the LHC.'
MORE: Is the Large Hadron Collider going to summon the Antichrist next month?
MORE: That awkward moment the BBC calls Large Hadron Collider 'Hardon Collider'
'Normally, when people think of the multiverse, they think of the many-worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics, where every possibility is actualised.
'This cannot be tested and so it is philosophy and not science. This is not what we mean by parallel universes. What we mean is real universes in extra dimensions.'
One of the many mind-scrambling ideas on the table is that the Big Bang never happened, and the universe has always existed.
If the Collider detects these 'mini black holes', then our understanding of physics is about to take a very big jolt indeed.
refugee-crisis solved then
Quote from: Crazy_Ivan80 on October 21, 2015, 06:07:26 AM
refugee-crisis solved then
Or another begun? :hmm:
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Quote from: jimmy olsen on October 21, 2015, 05:53:47 AM
MORE: Is the Large Hadron Collider going to summon the Antichrist next month?
But Justin Bieber is already here. :hmm:
QuoteThe Dark One himself, Lucifer, may even step through and bring 'catastrophe' to our world
Welcome year zero! :punk: :pope:
Quote from: jimmy olsen on October 21, 2015, 06:19:49 AM
Quote from: Crazy_Ivan80 on October 21, 2015, 06:07:26 AM
refugee-crisis solved then
Or another begun? :hmm:
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well played. I laughed :)
Tim, you need to cut out the parts of the article that link to other articles. The phrases "MORE: Is the Large Hadron Collider going to summon the Antichrist next month?" appearing the middle of the article you posted damages your valuable credibility. Someone might come to the conclusion you either insane or doing a lazy copy paste job without reading what you post.
Quote from: Razgovory on October 21, 2015, 01:26:09 PM
Tim, you need to cut out the parts of the article that link to other articles. The phrases "MORE: Is the Large Hadron Collider going to summon the Antichrist next month?" appearing the middle of the article you posted damages your valuable credibility. Someone might come to the conclusion you either insane or doing a lazy copy paste job without reading what you post.
It was more funny to keep it in, so I did.
I'm not holding my breath.
If it doesn't involve Hitler...where's the joy?
Quote from: Josephus on October 22, 2015, 07:59:34 AM
If it doesn't involve Hitler...where's the joy?
In disproving Godwin's Law?
Quote from: jimmy olsen on October 21, 2015, 05:53:47 AM
Motherfucking Science! :punk: :nerd:
http://metro.co.uk/2015/10/20/the-large-hadron-collider-could-be-about-to-find-a-parallel-universe-5452020/
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MORE: Is the Large Hadron Collider going to summon the Antichrist next month? Yes.
MORE: That awkward moment the BBC calls Large Hadron Collider 'Hardon Collider' Not awkward at all.
Quote from: lustindarkness on October 22, 2015, 08:34:08 AMMORE: That awkward moment the BBC calls Large Hadron Collider 'Hardon Collider' Not awkward at all.
Wouldn't the "Large Hardon Collider" be the Republican primaries?
Quote from: Syt on October 22, 2015, 08:40:28 AM
Quote from: lustindarkness on October 22, 2015, 08:34:08 AMMORE: That awkward moment the BBC calls Large Hadron Collider ‘Hardon Collider’ Not awkward at all.
Wouldn't the "Large Hardon Collider" be the Republican primaries?
Insert clapping gif.
Quote from: Syt on October 22, 2015, 08:40:28 AM
Quote from: lustindarkness on October 22, 2015, 08:34:08 AMMORE: That awkward moment the BBC calls Large Hadron Collider 'Hardon Collider' Not awkward at all.
Wouldn't the "Large Hardon Collider" be the Republican primaries?
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If they do find a parallel universe, will we be the ones in the parallel universe, or will it be the people in the other one?? :huh: :hmm:
Quote from: KRonn on October 22, 2015, 09:24:43 AM
If they do find a parallel universe, will we be the ones in the parallel universe, or will it be the people in the other one?? :huh: :hmm:
Check to see whether "your" Hitler has a moustache. ;)
Quote from: Malthus on October 22, 2015, 09:30:42 AM
Quote from: KRonn on October 22, 2015, 09:24:43 AM
If they do find a parallel universe, will we be the ones in the parallel universe, or will it be the people in the other one?? :huh: :hmm:
Check to see whether "your" Hitler has a moustache. ;)
Star Trek has taught us how that works.
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Ah there we go, that explains it!
Does it work like a double negative? Like would evil Hitler be a good guy?
Quote from: KRonn on October 22, 2015, 09:24:43 AM
If they do find a parallel universe, will we be the ones in the parallel universe, or will it be the people in the other one?? :huh: :hmm:
yes
Quote from: Crazy_Ivan80 on October 22, 2015, 01:58:50 PM
Quote from: KRonn on October 22, 2015, 09:24:43 AM
If they do find a parallel universe, will we be the ones in the parallel universe, or will it be the people in the other one?? :huh: :hmm:
yes
Agreed! ;)
somewhere in a parallel universe, a team of scientist may be trying the same. What if they succeed at the same time, at the same place? :huh: :hmm:
Quote from: viper37 on October 22, 2015, 03:46:46 PM
somewhere in a parallel universe, a team of scientist may be trying the same. What if they succeed at the same time, at the same place? :huh: :hmm:
The multi-verse view would state that not only are there universes where there are teams doing the exact same thing at the same time, there are an infinite number of them.
There are theoretically an infinite number of universes where Arizona wins the NCAA Championship every year.
Quote from: Berkut on October 22, 2015, 03:52:25 PM
Quote from: viper37 on October 22, 2015, 03:46:46 PM
somewhere in a parallel universe, a team of scientist may be trying the same. What if they succeed at the same time, at the same place? :huh: :hmm:
The multi-verse view would state that not only are there universes where there are teams doing the exact same thing at the same time, there are an infinite number of them.
I think the types of multi-verses they are talking about is where certain fundamental forces have more or less strength. You couldn't go there because if you your atoms would all fall off.
Quote from: Valmy on October 22, 2015, 04:03:47 PM
There are theoretically an infinite number of universes where Arizona wins the NCAA Championship every year.
If there is one where Stephen Harper won the election and the Habs are on a losing streak, I want to go there!
Quote from: Valmy on October 22, 2015, 04:03:47 PM
There are theoretically an infinite number of universes where Arizona wins the NCAA Championship every year.
no, that's so statistically improbable that even with infinity universes it would never come to be.
I think he'd settle for a universe in which they won once.
Last night my hardon collider got heavy use. HEY-O!
Quote from: Valmy on October 22, 2015, 04:03:47 PM
There are theoretically an infinite number of universes where Arizona wins the NCAA Championship every year.
And yet there is no universe in the infinite number where Wyoming has a winning season.
Quote from: PDH on October 23, 2015, 10:11:59 AM
Quote from: Valmy on October 22, 2015, 04:03:47 PM
There are theoretically an infinite number of universes where Arizona wins the NCAA Championship every year.
And yet there is no universe in the infinite number where Wyoming has a winning season.
There is but the physics of that universe are so completely different from ours that it would be impossible to witness the event.
A kitchen ware company needs to start a range with the band Hadron, that way I won't be wrong when I always misread it as large hadron colander. :)
Quote from: crazy canuck on October 23, 2015, 10:34:29 AM
Quote from: PDH on October 23, 2015, 10:11:59 AM
Quote from: Valmy on October 22, 2015, 04:03:47 PM
There are theoretically an infinite number of universes where Arizona wins the NCAA Championship every year.
And yet there is no universe in the infinite number where Wyoming has a winning season.
There is but the physics of that universe are so completely different from ours that it would be impossible to witness the event.
That goes double for the Leafs winning the Cup. Such a universe would not support sentient life (though that does not, of course, rule out professional sports :P ).
Quote from: Malthus on October 23, 2015, 11:25:38 AM
That goes double for the Leafs winning the Cup.
They've actually done that 13 times.
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on October 23, 2015, 11:30:43 AM
Quote from: Malthus on October 23, 2015, 11:25:38 AM
That goes double for the Leafs winning the Cup.
They've actually done that 13 times.
Not since I was born, they haven't. And I'm pretty old. ;)
The Leafs won the cup in a different era.