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Title: Screw you guys, I'm going home
Post by: Hansmeister on October 20, 2015, 06:08:07 PM
I finally decided to call it quits and retire after 25 years in the Army. Going on terminal leave next week.

Now I have to get a real job.
Title: Re: Screw you guys, I'm going home
Post by: Savonarola on October 20, 2015, 06:09:11 PM
Congratulations, and best of luck, Hans.  What sort of civilian job will you be looking for?
Title: Re: Screw you guys, I'm going home
Post by: Ed Anger on October 20, 2015, 06:11:19 PM
Congrats.

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You at least get the vet bonus during the hiring process.
Title: Re: Screw you guys, I'm going home
Post by: Habbaku on October 20, 2015, 06:13:00 PM
:cheers:  At least take some time off and enjoy the pension first.
Title: Re: Screw you guys, I'm going home
Post by: Hansmeister on October 20, 2015, 06:22:22 PM
Quote from: Savonarola on October 20, 2015, 06:09:11 PM
Congratulations, and best of luck, Hans.  What sort of civilian job will you be looking for?

Well, at first I was offered a job through some friends working overseas, paying about $1,000 per day, six weeks on, six weeks off. I would have worked with the best of the best in some somewhat dangerous places.  Naturally, my wife vetoed it.

Next I was offered a job involving a lot of stateside travel teaching PSYOP and IO, but my wife doesn't like that one either.

Then I was offered a job at Bragg, but I really don't want to work there.

Next I thought I could do something a lot less stressful than my current job, so I looked at becoming a cop (how hard can it be if CdM can do it?), but my wife vetoed that as well.

I'm now looking for a job as a project manager, since that has been essentially what I've been doing for the last decade.
Title: Re: Screw you guys, I'm going home
Post by: Hansmeister on October 20, 2015, 06:22:57 PM
Quote from: Habbaku on October 20, 2015, 06:13:00 PM
:cheers:  At least take some time off and enjoy the pension first.
I got 94 days of terminal leave  :D
Title: Re: Screw you guys, I'm going home
Post by: Jacob on October 20, 2015, 06:38:41 PM
Good for you - enjoy the next stage :cheers:
Title: Re: Screw you guys, I'm going home
Post by: Hamilcar on October 20, 2015, 06:38:54 PM
Quote from: Hansmeister on October 20, 2015, 06:08:07 PM
I finally decided to call it quits and retire after 25 years in the Army. Going on terminal leave next week.

Now I have to get a real job.

Finally leaving Socialist nirvana? Trying to hack it in the real economy. Gosh, how... brave of you.
Title: Re: Screw you guys, I'm going home
Post by: Razgovory on October 20, 2015, 06:48:09 PM
Gotta listen to the wife.  Don't you have a kid growing up now?  It's probably best if you settle down a bit now.  Good luck.
Title: Re: Screw you guys, I'm going home
Post by: mongers on October 20, 2015, 06:49:03 PM
Quote from: Hansmeister on October 20, 2015, 06:08:07 PM
I finally decided to call it quits and retire after 25 years in the Army. Going on terminal leave next week.

Now I have to get a real job.

Hello Hansie, how are you doing? :cheers:

Title: Re: Screw you guys, I'm going home
Post by: Hansmeister on October 20, 2015, 06:56:13 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on October 20, 2015, 06:48:09 PM
Gotta listen to the wife.  Don't you have a kid growing up now?  It's probably best if you settle down a bit now.  Good luck.

Yes, my daughter is now 9 years old. I've been a geographical bachelor for the last two years as I've been working in Virginia Beach while my family is in Raleigh; hence, I now need to listen to my wife.
Title: Re: Screw you guys, I'm going home
Post by: Caliga on October 20, 2015, 07:19:42 PM
I'm disappointed you weren't able to fire your boss President Obama. :mad:
Title: Re: Screw you guys, I'm going home
Post by: mongers on October 20, 2015, 07:48:31 PM
Quote from: Hansmeister on October 20, 2015, 06:56:13 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on October 20, 2015, 06:48:09 PM
Gotta listen to the wife.  Don't you have a kid growing up now?  It's probably best if you settle down a bit now.  Good luck.

Yes, my daughter is now 9 years old. I've been a geographical bachelor for the last two years as I've been working in Virginia Beach while my family is in Raleigh; hence, I now need to listen to my wife.

Good to hear, but dang it seems only like yesterday you child was born.  :)
Title: Re: Screw you guys, I'm going home
Post by: Valmy on October 20, 2015, 08:46:39 PM
Man it is so good to hear from you Hans :hug:

Raleigh eh? I may be by there sometime soon.

Good luck getting your civilian job.
Title: Re: Screw you guys, I'm going home
Post by: lustindarkness on October 21, 2015, 09:08:35 AM
Well, after 25 years in the Army, I hope your IQ recovers, some.  :P
Title: Re: Screw you guys, I'm going home
Post by: The Brain on October 21, 2015, 12:34:02 PM
Will you update your blog now?
Title: Re: Screw you guys, I'm going home
Post by: Syt on October 21, 2015, 12:57:36 PM
Quote from: The Brain on October 21, 2015, 12:34:02 PM
Will you update your blog now?

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Title: Re: Screw you guys, I'm going home
Post by: Richard Hakluyt on October 21, 2015, 01:05:21 PM
Quote from: Hansmeister on October 20, 2015, 06:56:13 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on October 20, 2015, 06:48:09 PM
Gotta listen to the wife.  Don't you have a kid growing up now?  It's probably best if you settle down a bit now.  Good luck.

Yes, my daughter is now 9 years old. I've been a geographical bachelor for the last two years as I've been working in Virginia Beach while my family is in Raleigh; hence, I now need to listen to my wife.

Its good news for your daughter Hans  :cool:
Title: Re: Screw you guys, I'm going home
Post by: Berkut on October 21, 2015, 02:32:44 PM
Quote from: Hansmeister on October 20, 2015, 06:08:07 PM
I finally decided to call it quits and retire after 25 years in the Army.

Thanks. Not for quitting - but for the stuff that came before you stepping back.

Try not to let the civvies drive you too insane.
Title: Re: Screw you guys, I'm going home
Post by: mongers on October 21, 2015, 03:18:18 PM
Hansie posts makes me think, there must now be several posters who have or are about to enter Ed Anger style shootgun wielding or policing of their daughter's dates/suitors.  :D
Title: Re: Screw you guys, I'm going home
Post by: Malthus on October 21, 2015, 03:21:57 PM
Quote from: mongers on October 21, 2015, 03:18:18 PM
Hansie posts makes me think, there must now be several posters who have or are about to enter Ed Anger style shootgun wielding or policing of their daughter's dates/suitors.  :D

What happens when their daughters date each other?  :hmm:
Title: Re: Screw you guys, I'm going home
Post by: mongers on October 21, 2015, 03:26:02 PM
Quote from: Malthus on October 21, 2015, 03:21:57 PM
Quote from: mongers on October 21, 2015, 03:18:18 PM
Hansie posts makes me think, there must now be several posters who have or are about to enter Ed Anger style shootgun wielding or policing of their daughter's dates/suitors.  :D

What happens when their daughters date each other?  :hmm:

Our Oscars loving Languishite marrries them.  :)


edit:
I'm half remembering that we had a poster who could officiate as a lay preacher? :unsure:
Title: Re: Screw you guys, I'm going home
Post by: Barrister on October 21, 2015, 03:31:51 PM
Quote from: mongers on October 21, 2015, 03:26:02 PM
I'm half remembering that we had a poster who could officiate as a lay preacher? :unsure:

:ccr
Title: Re: Screw you guys, I'm going home
Post by: Eddie Teach on October 21, 2015, 03:34:29 PM
Quote from: mongers on October 21, 2015, 03:26:02 PM
Our Oscars loving Languishite marrries them.  :)

Habs? He hasn't been around in a while.
Title: Re: Screw you guys, I'm going home
Post by: mongers on October 21, 2015, 03:38:42 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on October 21, 2015, 03:34:29 PM
Quote from: mongers on October 21, 2015, 03:26:02 PM
Our Oscars loving Languishite marrries them.  :)

Habs? He hasn't been around in a while.

Yes, sorry for forgetting his name, I knew it began with an H; indeed he does seem to be another of our MIAs.  :(
Title: Re: Screw you guys, I'm going home
Post by: Barrister on October 21, 2015, 03:44:01 PM
Quote from: mongers on October 21, 2015, 03:38:42 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on October 21, 2015, 03:34:29 PM
Quote from: mongers on October 21, 2015, 03:26:02 PM
Our Oscars loving Languishite marrries them.  :)

Habs? He hasn't been around in a while.

Yes, sorry for forgetting his name, I knew it began with an H; indeed he does seem to be another of our MIAs.  :(

Apparently I was being too subtle.

CCR became an ordained preacher and officiated a buddy of his wedding.
Title: Re: Screw you guys, I'm going home
Post by: mongers on October 21, 2015, 03:54:53 PM
Quote from: Barrister on October 21, 2015, 03:44:01 PM
Quote from: mongers on October 21, 2015, 03:38:42 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on October 21, 2015, 03:34:29 PM
Quote from: mongers on October 21, 2015, 03:26:02 PM
Our Oscars loving Languishite marrries them.  :)

Habs? He hasn't been around in a while.

Yes, sorry for forgetting his name, I knew it began with an H; indeed he does seem to be another of our MIAs.  :(

Apparently I was being too subtle.

CCR became an ordained preacher and officiated a buddy of his wedding.

You weren't, I got that.  :P

I was trying to remember Habs, of whom I may or may not have correctly remembered him telling he could officiate.
Title: Re: Screw you guys, I'm going home
Post by: Alcibiades on October 21, 2015, 06:28:01 PM
Congrats!  :cheers:
Title: Re: Screw you guys, I'm going home
Post by: KRonn on October 22, 2015, 09:30:47 AM
Heya Hans, good to hear from you! Thanks for your service and best of luck in your next ventures. I'd think have some unique experience that could translate to some interesting jobs, think tanks, etc.