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Title: Farrah....
Post by: Josephus on June 25, 2009, 02:17:41 PM
I know it's been in the cards for awhile, but Farrah Fawcett just died.

For those of you under 40, it probably means nothing. But for the rest of us...well...who didn't wank to her at some point or another?

Farewell Farrah :cry:
Title: Re: Farrah....
Post by: Barrister on June 25, 2009, 02:27:01 PM
My wife has a cousin named Farrah Lee.

That's right - she was named after Farrah Fawcett and Lee Majors. :face:
Title: Re: Farrah....
Post by: saskganesh on June 25, 2009, 02:37:31 PM
harsh tokes beeb.  :D

remember when Farrah was on Letterman with the nude body painting video? She had to have been on pills; a real life Valley of the Dolls.

anyhow, in her prime she totally had It.
Title: Re: Farrah....
Post by: jimmy olsen on June 25, 2009, 02:40:38 PM
RIP :(
Title: Re: Farrah....
Post by: Martinus on June 25, 2009, 05:03:11 PM
:(

So it's her and Michael Jackson so far. I wonder who's the third celebrity to die in this outbreak.
Title: Re: Farrah....
Post by: Caliga on June 25, 2009, 05:25:30 PM
Ed McMahon. :)
Title: Re: Farrah....
Post by: Martinus on June 25, 2009, 05:51:50 PM
Quote from: Caliga on June 25, 2009, 05:25:30 PM
Ed McMahon. :)

Nah. I don't even know who he is. :P
Title: Re: Farrah....
Post by: CountDeMoney on June 25, 2009, 07:27:18 PM
Kate Jackson was hotter.
Title: Re: Farrah....
Post by: Caliga on June 25, 2009, 07:40:31 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 25, 2009, 07:27:18 PM
Kate Jackson was hotter.
Jaclyn Smith :wub:
Title: Re: Farrah....
Post by: Admiral Yi on June 25, 2009, 07:54:38 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 25, 2009, 07:27:18 PM
Kate Jackson was hotter.
Kate Jackson was more loveable.  Farrah had fabulous nipples.
Title: Re: Farrah....
Post by: DisturbedPervert on June 25, 2009, 08:10:00 PM
Quote from: Josephus on June 25, 2009, 02:17:41 PM
For those of you under 40, it probably means nothing. But for the rest of us...well...who didn't wank to her at some point or another?

I will set aside some time to honor her memory.

Title: Re: Farrah....
Post by: Caliga on June 25, 2009, 08:13:21 PM
Dear Lord Jesus,

Ask for anal.

Love,
Cal
Title: Re: Farrah....
Post by: CountDeMoney on June 25, 2009, 08:14:24 PM
Quote from: Caliga on June 25, 2009, 08:13:21 PM
Dear Lord Jesus,

Ask for anal.

Love,
Cal

Dude, you do know she died of rectal cancer, right?
Title: Re: Farrah....
Post by: Caliga on June 25, 2009, 08:15:13 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 25, 2009, 08:14:24 PMDude, you do know she died of rectal cancer, right?
Oh, I thought it was anal.  :(
Title: Re: Farrah....
Post by: CountDeMoney on June 25, 2009, 08:20:10 PM
Quote from: Caliga on June 25, 2009, 08:15:13 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 25, 2009, 08:14:24 PMDude, you do know she died of rectal cancer, right?
Oh, I thought it was anal.  :(

Rectal, anal.  In any case, the back door's been off the hinges for a while.
Title: Re: Farrah....
Post by: Caliga on June 25, 2009, 08:21:40 PM
Did she have to have a colostomy  :(
Title: Re: Farrah....
Post by: CountDeMoney on June 25, 2009, 08:25:07 PM
Quote from: Caliga on June 25, 2009, 08:21:40 PM
Did she have to have a colostomy  :(

I dunno.

QuoteAnal cancer affects more women and the illness is usually found in people who are in their early 60's. The American Cancer Society estimates that 5,000 new cases of anal cancer are diagnosed each year and about 680 people die from it annually. Meanwhile, colorectal cancer has 148,000 new cases and about 50,000 deaths each year.

The numbers of anal cancer cases are rising, although experts haven't been able to pinpoint why.

Cultural squeamishness about certain body areas could prevent early diagnosis and treatment of anal cancer, said Dr. Petr F. Hausner, an associate professor of medicine at the University of Maryland Medical Center in Baltimore, Maryland.

"Patients in the United States hate to be examined in these areas," said Hausner, who trained in Czechoslovakia. "They like to keep their private parts more private than in Europe. In the U.S., the patients hate those exams and physicians hate to do them. The examination is incomplete."

The cultural discomfort might be a minor factor, though.

"The bigger role is the virus," he said referring to the human papilloma virus, a key risk factor for anal cancer that also can cause cervical cancer. Getting vaccinated against HPV is a step in prevention, Hausner said.

More than half of anal cancer patients experience bleeding as a symptom. Others have no symptoms or report common conditions, such as hemorrhoids, fissures, or warts. Symptoms also include itching or pain in that area, changes in the diameter of stool, abnormal discharge, swollen lymph nodes in the anal or groin areas, according to the American Cancer Society.

"The most common thing is people think it's a hemorrhoid," said Dr. Cathy Eng, associate professor in the department of gastrointestinal medical oncology at the University of Texas M.D. Anderson Cancer Center. Patients should consult with their physicians, she said.

Anal pap smears are routine only for HIV-positive patients, who are at higher risk for this cancer. There are no anal cancer screening recommendations for non-HIV individuals, because it remains a rare disease, Hausner said.
Title: Re: Farrah....
Post by: Viking on June 25, 2009, 08:32:22 PM
This is old news, The King of Pop is dead, see the other dead pipple thread.
Title: Re: Farrah....
Post by: Josephus on June 25, 2009, 10:00:11 PM
I always though Kate Jackson was kinda dikey. Jacklyn Smith was waaaay hotter.
Title: Re: Farrah....
Post by: derspiess on June 25, 2009, 10:06:51 PM
Quote from: Josephus on June 25, 2009, 02:17:41 PM
For those of you under 40

I'm 'just' 35, but she defined beauty/hotness for me.  RIP Farrah :(
Title: Re: Farrah....
Post by: Fireblade on June 25, 2009, 10:11:17 PM
She had a bangin' body, but her face was weird.  :huh:
Title: Re: Farrah....
Post by: sbr on June 25, 2009, 10:27:22 PM
RIP Farrah

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi195.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fz133%2Fsbr32%2FGals%2Ffarrah-fawcett.jpg&hash=1bab52dcca5b874ee1cf0fe6c6a4abb72214bd00)

How many had this poster hanging in their bedroom?  I did.
Title: Re: Farrah....
Post by: katmai on June 25, 2009, 10:30:31 PM
Not I, i'm not that old.
Title: Re: Farrah....
Post by: CountDeMoney on June 25, 2009, 10:32:53 PM
After having some White Castle cheeseburgers tonight--and not even the real ones, mind you, but the frozen kind--I honestly believe I can sympathize with what kind of pain and agony Farrah must've gone through.
Title: Re: Farrah....
Post by: Jaron on June 26, 2009, 01:06:37 AM
Is that your pic, CdM? :huh:
Title: Re: Farrah....
Post by: Martinus on June 26, 2009, 01:51:36 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 25, 2009, 08:25:07 PM
Quote from: Caliga on June 25, 2009, 08:21:40 PM
Did she have to have a colostomy  :(

I dunno.

QuoteAnal cancer affects more women and the illness is usually found in people who are in their early 60's. The American Cancer Society estimates that 5,000 new cases of anal cancer are diagnosed each year and about 680 people die from it annually. Meanwhile, colorectal cancer has 148,000 new cases and about 50,000 deaths each year.

The numbers of anal cancer cases are rising, although experts haven't been able to pinpoint why.

Cultural squeamishness about certain body areas could prevent early diagnosis and treatment of anal cancer, said Dr. Petr F. Hausner, an associate professor of medicine at the University of Maryland Medical Center in Baltimore, Maryland.

"Patients in the United States hate to be examined in these areas," said Hausner, who trained in Czechoslovakia. "They like to keep their private parts more private than in Europe. In the U.S., the patients hate those exams and physicians hate to do them. The examination is incomplete."

The cultural discomfort might be a minor factor, though.

"The bigger role is the virus," he said referring to the human papilloma virus, a key risk factor for anal cancer that also can cause cervical cancer. Getting vaccinated against HPV is a step in prevention, Hausner said.

More than half of anal cancer patients experience bleeding as a symptom. Others have no symptoms or report common conditions, such as hemorrhoids, fissures, or warts. Symptoms also include itching or pain in that area, changes in the diameter of stool, abnormal discharge, swollen lymph nodes in the anal or groin areas, according to the American Cancer Society.

"The most common thing is people think it's a hemorrhoid," said Dr. Cathy Eng, associate professor in the department of gastrointestinal medical oncology at the University of Texas M.D. Anderson Cancer Center. Patients should consult with their physicians, she said.

Anal pap smears are routine only for HIV-positive patients, who are at higher risk for this cancer. There are no anal cancer screening recommendations for non-HIV individuals, because it remains a rare disease, Hausner said.

And fundies still oppose HPV vaccinations for kids. Fucking savages.
Title: Re: Farrah....
Post by: Jaron on June 26, 2009, 02:41:35 AM
STFU
Title: Re: Farrah....
Post by: Brazen on June 26, 2009, 04:11:07 AM
If no-one's claimed her hairstyle circa 1978, can I have it, please? :wub:
Title: Re: Farrah....
Post by: Caliga on June 26, 2009, 05:12:56 AM
Quote from: Josephus on June 25, 2009, 10:00:11 PM
I always though Kate Jackson was kinda dikey. Jacklyn Smith was waaaay hotter.
Correct.
Title: Re: Farrah....
Post by: Ed Anger on June 26, 2009, 06:20:15 AM
Quote from: Caliga on June 25, 2009, 08:13:21 PM
Dear Lord Jesus,

Ask for anal.

Love,
Cal

And people say I'm tasteless.
Title: Re: Farrah....
Post by: Caliga on June 26, 2009, 06:53:24 AM
Am I an: apt pupil.
Title: Re: Farrah....
Post by: Ed Anger on June 26, 2009, 07:16:30 AM
Quote from: Caliga on June 26, 2009, 06:53:24 AM
Am I an: apt pupil.

If you was my student, I'd beat you with my cane.
Title: Re: Farrah....
Post by: Valmy on June 26, 2009, 07:44:41 AM
A legendary UT alumnus.  Legend has it dudes would gather around her sorority house just to see Farrah walk to class.

RIP.
Title: Re: Farrah....
Post by: KRonn on June 26, 2009, 07:48:01 AM
RIP
Title: Re: Farrah....
Post by: PDH on June 26, 2009, 09:52:34 AM
RIP - she was nipplicious.
Title: Re: Farrah....
Post by: grumbler on June 26, 2009, 09:58:50 AM
Quote from: PDH on June 26, 2009, 09:52:34 AM
RIP - she was nipplicious.
Those were stunt nipples, you know.
Title: Re: Farrah....
Post by: Caliga on June 26, 2009, 10:47:46 AM
Quote from: grumbler on June 26, 2009, 09:58:50 AMThose were stunt nipples, you know.
O RLY?
Title: Re: Farrah....
Post by: Josephus on June 26, 2009, 04:54:13 PM
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv481%2FSergeix1%2Ffarrahfawcettposter.jpg&hash=625b9bdbf9227f6dc994a9c7515f0a3a551f2e8f)