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Title: NFL Week 5 - Someone has to make these threads dammit
Post by: Baron von Schtinkenbutt on October 08, 2015, 01:52:50 PM
Yi can post the lines or something.  I'm too busy doing the happy dance at the Dolphins' house cleaning.
Title: Re: NFL Week 5 - Someone has to make these threads dammit
Post by: Liep on October 08, 2015, 02:56:28 PM
Is colts-texans going to be exciting enough to stay awake for?
Title: Re: NFL Week 5 - Someone has to make these threads dammit
Post by: Grey Fox on October 08, 2015, 03:01:10 PM
Quote from: Liep on October 08, 2015, 02:56:28 PM
Is colts-texans going to be exciting enough to stay awake for?

It's football, it is sleep inducing by itself.
Title: Re: NFL Week 5 - Someone has to make these threads dammit
Post by: MadBurgerMaker on October 08, 2015, 03:13:31 PM
Quote from: Liep on October 08, 2015, 02:56:28 PM
Is colts-texans going to be exciting enough to stay awake for?

No. Probably not.

Well, it might be a close game due to shittiness, so there's that.
Title: Re: NFL Week 5 - Someone has to make these threads dammit
Post by: Admiral Yi on October 08, 2015, 05:03:59 PM
Date & Time    Favorite    Line    Underdog    Total
10/8 8:25 ET    At Houston    -5    Indianapolis    41
10/11 1:00 ET    At Tampa Bay    -3    Jacksonville    42
10/11 1:00 ET    Buffalo    -2.5    At Tennessee    42
10/11 1:00 ET    At Baltimore    -6.5    Cleveland    43
10/11 1:00 ET    At Atlanta    -7.5    Washington    48
10/11 1:00 ET    At Kansas City    -9.5    Chicago    45
10/11 1:00 ET    At Philadelphia    -5    New Orleans    49
10/11 1:00 ET    At Green Bay    -9    St. Louis    46
10/11 1:00 ET    At Cincinnati    -3    Seattle    43.5
10/11 4:05 ET    Arizona    -2.5    At Detroit    45
10/11 4:25 ET    New England    -9    At Dallas    50
10/11 4:25 ET    Denver    -5    At Oakland    43.5
10/11 8:30 ET    At NY Giants    -7    San Francisco    43

Monday Night Football Line
            
10/12 8:30 ET    At San Diego    -3    Pittsburgh    45.5

You forgot the magic word Moldy.

What am I missing about Colts/Texans?  Best young QB, most dominant defensive player.
Title: Re: NFL Week 5 - Someone has to make these threads dammit
Post by: katmai on October 08, 2015, 05:25:10 PM
Luck won't be starting second straight game with shoulder injury
Title: Re: NFL Week 5 - Someone has to make these threads dammit
Post by: Admiral Yi on October 08, 2015, 06:25:52 PM
Asoka.
Title: Re: NFL Week 5 - Someone has to make these threads dammit
Post by: jimmy olsen on October 09, 2015, 02:21:14 AM
Unless Brady gets hurt the Pats should be a lock to cover.
Title: Re: NFL Week 5 - Someone has to make these threads dammit
Post by: dps on October 09, 2015, 04:48:35 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on October 09, 2015, 02:21:14 AM
Unless Brady gets hurt the Pats should be a lock to cover.

If they were a lock to cover, Vegas wouldn't have set the line there.

That said, I gotta admit, I'm surprised the spread isn't bigger. 
Title: Re: NFL Week 5 - Someone has to make these threads dammit
Post by: Eddie Teach on October 09, 2015, 05:44:25 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on October 09, 2015, 02:21:14 AM
Unless Brady gets hurt the Pats should be a lock to cover.

Or maybe 30 year old Emmett Smith and Troy Aikman step out of a time machine and suit up for the game.
Title: Re: NFL Week 5 - Someone has to make these threads dammit
Post by: jimmy olsen on October 09, 2015, 08:31:48 AM
Quote from: dps on October 09, 2015, 04:48:35 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on October 09, 2015, 02:21:14 AM
Unless Brady gets hurt the Pats should be a lock to cover.

If they were a lock to cover, Vegas wouldn't have set the line there.

That said, I gotta admit, I'm surprised the spread isn't bigger.
No Romo,  no Dez Bryant, no Murray, how they going to score?
Title: Re: NFL Week 5 - Someone has to make these threads dammit
Post by: derspiess on October 09, 2015, 08:41:53 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on October 09, 2015, 08:31:48 AM
Quote from: dps on October 09, 2015, 04:48:35 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on October 09, 2015, 02:21:14 AM
Unless Brady gets hurt the Pats should be a lock to cover.

If they were a lock to cover, Vegas wouldn't have set the line there.

That said, I gotta admit, I'm surprised the spread isn't bigger.
No Romo,  no Dez Bryant, no Murray, how they going to score?

Plus you know Belicheat will run up the score in the 4th quarter.
Title: Re: NFL Week 5 - Someone has to make these threads dammit
Post by: Admiral Yi on October 09, 2015, 04:41:02 PM
Home field, plus Wheedon looked pretty good IMO.

Still 9 looks a little short.  I might take 14.
Title: Re: NFL Week 5 - Someone has to make these threads dammit
Post by: dps on October 10, 2015, 04:06:31 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on October 09, 2015, 08:31:48 AM
Quote from: dps on October 09, 2015, 04:48:35 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on October 09, 2015, 02:21:14 AM
Unless Brady gets hurt the Pats should be a lock to cover.

If they were a lock to cover, Vegas wouldn't have set the line there.

That said, I gotta admit, I'm surprised the spread isn't bigger.
No Romo,  no Dez Bryant, no Murray, how they going to score?

No idea, but the bookies are very good at setting the lines (after all, their livelihood depends on it).  And I did say that I'm surprised that the spread is that small--I would have guessed the Patriots would be favored by at least 2 TDs, given all of the Dallas injuries.
Title: Re: NFL Week 5 - Someone has to make these threads dammit
Post by: katmai on October 10, 2015, 04:51:08 AM
Only guess is because it is road game for Pats.
Title: Re: NFL Week 5 - Someone has to make these threads dammit
Post by: sbr on October 10, 2015, 08:42:08 AM
You have to remember that the bookmakers aren't trying to predict the final score, they are trying to get 50% of the money on both sides of the bet.  That way they break even on the bet and win with the rake.  I would guess that New England is a team that a lot of people like to bet on, so their lines are usually a bit smaller than they would be if the book was trying to predict the score.
Title: Re: NFL Week 5 - Someone has to make these threads dammit
Post by: Liep on October 10, 2015, 10:30:35 AM
It's the Mermaid Bowl (Danish Super Bowl) between Triangle Razorbacks and Søllerød Golddiggers. It's like watching NFL on half speed. :lol:
Title: Re: NFL Week 5 - Someone has to make these threads dammit
Post by: Admiral Yi on October 10, 2015, 01:36:32 PM
Quote from: sbr on October 10, 2015, 08:42:08 AM
You have to remember that the bookmakers aren't trying to predict the final score, they are trying to get 50% of the money on both sides of the bet.  That way they break even on the bet and win with the rake.  I would guess that New England is a team that a lot of people like to bet on, so their lines are usually a bit smaller than they would be if the book was trying to predict the score.

Yup, which is why for you sometimes read about smart money waiting for a big city like New York moving the line before they play.  But in your example New England bets would move the line up, not down.
Title: Re: NFL Week 5 - Someone has to make these threads dammit
Post by: dps on October 10, 2015, 10:32:13 PM
Quote from: sbr on October 10, 2015, 08:42:08 AM
You have to remember that the bookmakers aren't trying to predict the final score, they are trying to get 50% of the money on both sides of the bet.  That way they break even on the bet and win with the rake.  I would guess that New England is a team that a lot of people like to bet on, so their lines are usually a bit smaller than they would be if the book was trying to predict the score.

Yeah, but you have it backwards.  If a lot of money is getting put on New England, the spread should get bigger to encourage more to be bet on the Cowboys.
Title: Re: NFL Week 5 - Someone has to make these threads dammit
Post by: sbr on October 11, 2015, 01:02:32 AM
Yeah it was early and I had it backwards, it is the Cowboys that get more money than they should.  I knew that but wasn't quite awake yet.
Title: Re: NFL Week 5 - Someone has to make these threads dammit
Post by: katmai on October 11, 2015, 08:05:00 PM
I feel bad for NaVarro Bowman.
Title: Re: NFL Week 5 - Someone has to make these threads dammit
Post by: katmai on October 11, 2015, 10:54:19 PM
*sigh*
Title: Re: NFL Week 5 - Someone has to make these threads dammit
Post by: Liep on October 12, 2015, 03:55:56 AM
Eli. :yeah:
Title: Re: NFL Week 5 - Someone has to make these threads dammit
Post by: jimmy olsen on October 12, 2015, 05:55:23 AM
Dallas pass rush is fucking scary with Hardy on it. I can't remember the last time Brady got hammered so badly. Very impressed with how the offense adjusted and ended up scoring 30 points.
Title: Re: NFL Week 5 - Someone has to make these threads dammit
Post by: Liep on October 12, 2015, 06:06:28 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on October 12, 2015, 05:55:23 AM
Dallas pass rush is fucking scary with Hardy on it. I can't remember the last time Brady got hammered so badly. Very impressed with how the offense adjusted and ended up scoring 30 points.

With that offense the Dallas defense can't be expected to keep up.
Title: Re: NFL Week 5 - Someone has to make these threads dammit
Post by: derspiess on October 12, 2015, 10:02:24 AM
I got to be on the sideline with Erin Andrews.  And the Bengals won so they're 5-0 and stuff.
Title: Re: NFL Week 5 - Someone has to make these threads dammit
Post by: jimmy olsen on October 12, 2015, 07:46:07 PM
The League seems unusually unbalanced this year. There are six undefeated teans and eight or nine that have one win or none.
Title: Re: NFL Week 5 - Someone has to make these threads dammit
Post by: Grey Fox on October 12, 2015, 09:07:31 PM
I go fishing for the weekend & you guys take all the Jamaal Charlers replacements :(
Title: Re: NFL Week 5 - Someone has to make these threads dammit
Post by: Admiral Yi on October 14, 2015, 07:50:47 PM
Did you guys know Michael Strahan was hosting one of those morning shows.  :huh:
Title: Re: NFL Week 5 - Someone has to make these threads dammit
Post by: Grey Fox on October 14, 2015, 08:22:46 PM
Yes, he's very good at it.

Here is Strahan Battle rapping John Cena. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPZvZUb73QE
Title: Re: NFL Week 5 - Someone has to make these threads dammit
Post by: Alcibiades on October 14, 2015, 10:53:37 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on October 12, 2015, 07:46:07 PM
The League seems unusually unbalanced this year. There are six undefeated teans and eight or nine that have one win or none.



Week 5 had 10 games that were decided by seven or fewer points. The NFL said the total number of such games through five weeks is 40. That's the second-most through fives weeks in NFL history. There were 41 in all of 1999.
Title: Re: NFL Week 5 - Someone has to make these threads dammit
Post by: jimmy olsen on October 14, 2015, 11:13:46 PM
Quote from: Alcibiades on October 14, 2015, 10:53:37 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on October 12, 2015, 07:46:07 PM
The League seems unusually unbalanced this year. There are six undefeated teans and eight or nine that have one win or none.



Week 5 had 10 games that were decided by seven or fewer points. The NFL said the total number of such games through five weeks is 40. That's the second-most through fives weeks in NFL history. There were 41 in all of 1999.

Wow, wouldn't have guessed that.
Title: Re: NFL Week 5 - Someone has to make these threads dammit
Post by: jimmy olsen on October 15, 2015, 04:59:13 AM
Warrick Dunn has given 145 homes to single parent families!  :worthy:

http://m.curbed.com/archives/2015/10/09/warrick-dunn-charity-home.php