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General Category => Off the Record => Topic started by: Hamilcar on September 16, 2015, 10:28:36 AM

Title: SpaceX
Post by: Hamilcar on September 16, 2015, 10:28:36 AM
Every time a government official has to say "SpaceX", I have to smile a little. Well done, Elon. Well done.
Title: Re: SpaceX
Post by: Martinus on September 16, 2015, 10:29:16 AM
:unsure:
Title: Re: SpaceX
Post by: Hamilcar on September 16, 2015, 10:29:38 AM
Say it out lout three times in a row.
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Post by: celedhring on September 16, 2015, 10:29:59 AM
Spei-sex
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Post by: DGuller on September 16, 2015, 10:32:19 AM
Spay sex?  :hmm:
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Post by: The Brain on September 16, 2015, 11:02:12 AM
Sissy SpaceX. :glare:
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Post by: Syt on September 16, 2015, 11:15:03 AM
Kevin Spaceyx :)
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Post by: garbon on September 16, 2015, 01:35:53 PM
Spa sex!
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Post by: DGuller on September 16, 2015, 01:49:41 PM
Spy sex, if you're Australian?
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Post by: Archy on September 17, 2015, 12:37:17 AM
Is this the new thing sex bots in space :huh:
Title: Re: SpaceX
Post by: Barrister on September 01, 2016, 12:06:07 PM
Well we have several SpaceX threads, but each dedicated to a specific news story.  This thread seemed the most generic, so I'm necro-ing it.

SpaceX rocket explodes on the pad.  No injuries, but the satellite it was carrying is lost.

http://www.theatlantic.com/news/archive/2016/09/spacex-explosion/498326/
Title: Re: SpaceX
Post by: alfred russel on September 01, 2016, 12:09:29 PM
I think they are leasing that pad from us. Hopefully they didn't damage it too much, and will fix what they did damage.
Title: Re: SpaceX
Post by: Ed Anger on September 01, 2016, 08:16:44 PM
I enjoyed the rocket and Facebook satellite burning.
Title: Re: SpaceX
Post by: citizen k on September 01, 2016, 10:09:37 PM
Why does Facebook need a satellite?   :tinfoil:

Title: Re: SpaceX
Post by: Barrister on September 01, 2016, 10:18:58 PM
Quote from: citizen k on September 01, 2016, 10:09:37 PM
Why does Facebook need a satellite?   :tinfoil:

To allow poor Africans to get on the internet and use Facebook.
Title: Re: SpaceX
Post by: citizen k on September 01, 2016, 10:29:45 PM
Quote from: Barrister on September 01, 2016, 10:18:58 PM
Quote from: citizen k on September 01, 2016, 10:09:37 PM
Why does Facebook need a satellite?   :tinfoil:

To allow poor Africans to get on the internet and use Facebook.

Excellent, first social media then clean water.
Title: Re: SpaceX
Post by: Siege on September 04, 2016, 11:35:49 PM
Quote from: citizen k on September 01, 2016, 10:09:37 PM
Why does Facebook need a satellite?   :tinfoil:



Whoa. You really don't know about Facebook evil plans to dominate the teh internetz?
They wish to beat Googlez and the smartphone telecoms by creating the global wifi network around the world. They want to control access.
Title: Re: SpaceX
Post by: Siege on September 04, 2016, 11:38:55 PM
Quote from: citizen k on September 01, 2016, 10:29:45 PM
Quote from: Barrister on September 01, 2016, 10:18:58 PM
Quote from: citizen k on September 01, 2016, 10:09:37 PM
Why does Facebook need a satellite?   :tinfoil:

To allow poor Africans to get on the internet and use Facebook.

Excellent, first social media then clean water.

You must be some kind of ztoopid.
Clean water is a by product of technological development. Yes. Facebooking would help to get clean water to pipples.
Title: Re: SpaceX
Post by: Hamilcar on September 05, 2016, 01:33:25 AM
Quote from: Siege on September 04, 2016, 11:35:49 PM
Quote from: citizen k on September 01, 2016, 10:09:37 PM
Why does Facebook need a satellite?   :tinfoil:



Whoa. You really don't know about Facebook evil plans to dominate the teh internetz?
They wish to beat Googlez and the smartphone telecoms by creating the global wifi network around the world. They want to control access.

At first, I was skeptical, but the gratuitous spelling of "teh internetz" has convinced me that Siege is an expert on the topic.
Title: Re: SpaceX
Post by: HVC on September 05, 2016, 02:12:32 AM
alcohol makes expert of us all
Title: Re: SpaceX
Post by: Josquius on September 05, 2016, 05:17:28 AM
Quote from: citizen k on September 01, 2016, 10:09:37 PM
Why does Facebook need a satellite?   :tinfoil:


It's like why does God need a starship.

(Stupid Koreans.  Making autocorrect auto capitalise god)