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Title: Why are there 92 guests browsing ancient threads?
Post by: Hamilcar on September 08, 2015, 03:39:05 PM
Invasion of the crawler bots? Splinters of Yi's consciousness trying to comprehend the universe?
Title: Re: Why are there 92 guests browsing ancient threads?
Post by: mongers on September 08, 2015, 03:42:12 PM
Quote from: Hamilcar on September 08, 2015, 03:39:05 PM
Invasion of the crawler bots? Splinters of Yi's consciousness trying to comprehend the universe?

No need to worry about that, they're probably just some of my stalkers.  :cool:   






:unsure:
Title: Re: Why are there 92 guests browsing ancient threads?
Post by: Martinus on September 08, 2015, 03:42:46 PM
I will have to study the significance of the number 92 in gematria and get back to you.
Title: Re: Why are there 92 guests browsing ancient threads?
Post by: The Brain on September 08, 2015, 03:42:53 PM
Now he's hating on the guests.
Title: Re: Why are there 92 guests browsing ancient threads?
Post by: Hamilcar on September 08, 2015, 03:54:02 PM
Now one of them is, quote:
QuotePrinting the topic "Are Chris Pratt And Jennifer Lawrence Movie Stars?".
Title: Re: Why are there 92 guests browsing ancient threads?
Post by: The Brain on September 08, 2015, 03:55:27 PM
That's just a DG sock making pdf's.
Title: Re: Why are there 92 guests browsing ancient threads?
Post by: Eddie Teach on September 08, 2015, 03:56:58 PM
We wouldn't want to lose great threads like that.
Title: Re: Why are there 92 guests browsing ancient threads?
Post by: The Larch on September 08, 2015, 03:58:50 PM
Quote from: Hamilcar on September 08, 2015, 03:39:05 PM
Invasion of the crawler bots? Splinters of Yi's consciousness trying to comprehend the universe?

They're pointers for you to catch up with the rest of the forum.  :P

Now seriously, this place is infested with bots, that's why registration is blocked.
Title: Re: Why are there 92 guests browsing ancient threads?
Post by: Malicious Intent on September 08, 2015, 04:00:34 PM
Quote from: Hamilcar on September 08, 2015, 03:54:02 PM
Now one of them is, quote:
QuotePrinting the topic "Are Chris Pratt And Jennifer Lawrence Movie Stars?".

In your absence Languish has become the world's main source for celebrity news.
Title: Re: Why are there 92 guests browsing ancient threads?
Post by: lustindarkness on September 08, 2015, 04:24:16 PM
They are actually an infestation of interweb surfing opossums from Venezuela.
Title: Re: Why are there 92 guests browsing ancient threads?
Post by: jimmy olsen on September 08, 2015, 07:55:28 PM
It's the NSA
Title: Re: Why are there 92 guests browsing ancient threads?
Post by: Razgovory on September 08, 2015, 08:13:10 PM
We are very popular with lurkers.
Title: Re: Why are there 92 guests browsing ancient threads?
Post by: Archy on September 09, 2015, 12:42:56 AM
Dear NBA agent,
Thanks to forward my postings to the Belgian sécurité de l'état. Than they'll know I don't have anything to do with it. 😎
Title: Re: Why are there 92 guests browsing ancient threads?
Post by: Eddie Teach on September 09, 2015, 12:52:29 AM
Quote from: Archy on September 09, 2015, 12:42:56 AM
Dear NBA agent,
Thanks to forward my postings to the Belgian sécurité de l'état. Than they'll know I don't have anything to do with it. 😎

Dear Archy,
How is your jump shot? What is your height and vertical leap? Have you played any college ball?
Title: Re: Why are there 92 guests browsing ancient threads?
Post by: Syt on September 09, 2015, 01:06:10 AM
I like the idea that there's a hidden group of people who use this forum as a main source of information on things happening around the world.

But yeah it's probably just NSA, FBI, BKA, BND, MI5 etc.making hard copies in preparation of the court cases
Title: Re: Why are there 92 guests browsing ancient threads?
Post by: Syt on September 09, 2015, 01:08:50 AM
QuotePrinting the topic "Should there be a standing EU army? ".
Title: Re: Why are there 92 guests browsing ancient threads?
Post by: Syt on September 09, 2015, 01:10:37 AM
QuotePrinting the topic "Xmas 2014 - The Languish Way.".

:unsure:
Title: Re: Why are there 92 guests browsing ancient threads?
Post by: Ideologue on September 09, 2015, 02:18:22 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on September 08, 2015, 07:55:28 PM
It's the NSA
:)
Title: Re: Why are there 92 guests browsing ancient threads?
Post by: garbon on September 09, 2015, 02:38:36 AM
Maybe our thoughts will end up in policy briefings or novels. :w00t:
Title: Re: Why are there 92 guests browsing ancient threads?
Post by: Archy on September 09, 2015, 05:37:46 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on September 09, 2015, 12:52:29 AM
Quote from: Archy on September 09, 2015, 12:42:56 AM
Dear NBA agent,
Thanks to forward my postings to the Belgian sécurité de l'état. Than they'll know I don't have anything to do with it. 😎

Dear Archy,
How is your jump shot? What is your height and vertical leap? Have you played any college ball?
:lmfao: Off course I meant NSA :blush:
Title: Re: Why are there 92 guests browsing ancient threads?
Post by: Norgy on September 09, 2015, 05:55:55 AM
Quote from: Syt on September 09, 2015, 01:10:37 AM
QuotePrinting the topic "Xmas 2014 - The Languish Way.".

:unsure:

I am sure there were many great Christmas tips emerging there. :unsure:
Title: Re: Why are there 92 guests browsing ancient threads?
Post by: Norgy on September 09, 2015, 05:56:50 AM
Quote from: Archy on September 09, 2015, 05:37:46 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on September 09, 2015, 12:52:29 AM
Quote from: Archy on September 09, 2015, 12:42:56 AM
Dear NBA agent,
Thanks to forward my postings to the Belgian sécurité de l'état. Than they'll know I don't have anything to do with it. 😎

Dear Archy,
How is your jump shot? What is your height and vertical leap? Have you played any college ball?
:lmfao: Off course I meant NSA :blush:

You know you're in deep shit when the NBA is following you.  :ph34r: :ph34r:
Title: Re: Why are there 92 guests browsing ancient threads?
Post by: DontSayBanana on September 09, 2015, 02:51:22 PM
Quote from: Norgy on September 09, 2015, 05:56:50 AM
You know you're in deep shit when the NBA is following you.  :ph34r: :ph34r:

Well, we did kind of bash the topic of Donald Sterling to death... :unsure:
Title: Re: Why are there 92 guests browsing ancient threads?
Post by: Warspite on September 11, 2015, 12:02:12 PM
Quote from: Norgy on September 09, 2015, 05:56:50 AM
Quote from: Archy on September 09, 2015, 05:37:46 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on September 09, 2015, 12:52:29 AM
Quote from: Archy on September 09, 2015, 12:42:56 AM
Dear NBA agent,
Thanks to forward my postings to the Belgian sécurité de l'état. Than they'll know I don't have anything to do with it. 😎

Dear Archy,
How is your jump shot? What is your height and vertical leap? Have you played any college ball?
:lmfao: Off course I meant NSA :blush:

You know you're in deep shit when the NBA is following you.  :ph34r: :ph34r:

Yeah. They can bring a slam-dunk case against anyone.
Title: Re: Why are there 92 guests browsing ancient threads?
Post by: PRC on September 11, 2015, 12:12:30 PM
The printing could actually be someone exporting the pages into a .pdf or similar format.  Not that it's still not a strange thing to do, but I could see Google, or some other more nefarious entities storing internet pages in that manner for whatever reason.
Title: Re: Why are there 92 guests browsing ancient threads?
Post by: KRonn on September 11, 2015, 01:00:04 PM
Quote from: Warspite on September 11, 2015, 12:02:12 PM
Quote from: Norgy on September 09, 2015, 05:56:50 AM
Quote from: Archy on September 09, 2015, 05:37:46 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on September 09, 2015, 12:52:29 AM
Quote from: Archy on September 09, 2015, 12:42:56 AM
Dear NBA agent,
Thanks to forward my postings to the Belgian sécurité de l'état. Than they'll know I don't have anything to do with it. 😎

Dear Archy,
How is your jump shot? What is your height and vertical leap? Have you played any college ball?
:lmfao: Off course I meant NSA :blush:

You know you're in deep shit when the NBA is following you.  :ph34r: :ph34r:

Yeah. They can bring a slam-dunk case against anyone.

Or they'll just dribble out the case details a little at a time...
Title: Re: Why are there 92 guests browsing ancient threads?
Post by: Barrister on September 11, 2015, 01:06:43 PM
Quote from: Norgy on September 09, 2015, 05:56:50 AM
Quote from: Archy on September 09, 2015, 05:37:46 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on September 09, 2015, 12:52:29 AM
Quote from: Archy on September 09, 2015, 12:42:56 AM
Dear NBA agent,
Thanks to forward my postings to the Belgian sécurité de l'état. Than they'll know I don't have anything to do with it. 😎

Dear Archy,
How is your jump shot? What is your height and vertical leap? Have you played any college ball?
:lmfao: Off course I meant NSA :blush:

You know you're in deep shit when the NBA is following you.  :ph34r: :ph34r:

:lol: