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Title: Tour de France 2015
Post by: Liep on July 04, 2015, 04:44:50 AM
Today is prologue day! And there has already been doping drama. Lars Boom from the Astana team was caught with low values of cortisol, and according to the MPCC(Movement for Credible Cycling) a rider should be suspended by the team if this happens.

Astana is a member of the MPCC, but their response to this? To quit the organization and keep Boom in the Tour. :lol:

Credible just seems like too much to hope for for cycling as a sport. :weep:
Title: Re: Tour de France 2015
Post by: Maladict on July 04, 2015, 04:48:39 PM
Just came back from the prologue. It was great, excellent atmosphere despite the heat.
Unfortunately Dumoulin did not make the dream come true  :(
Title: Re: Tour de France 2015
Post by: Liep on July 10, 2015, 01:18:24 PM
First rider has tested positive. This time for... cocaine.

Luca Paolini does sort of carry that rock star look.
Title: Re: Tour de France 2015
Post by: Liep on July 13, 2015, 08:34:21 AM
2nd rider leaves the Tour after being tested positive. Basso has cancer of the nut.
Title: Re: Tour de France 2015
Post by: Liep on July 23, 2015, 03:38:44 AM
This shot of Geschke on the last descent of his winning stage is amazing.

(https://i.liep.dk/geschke.jpg)
Title: Re: Tour de France 2015
Post by: Duque de Bragança on July 23, 2015, 03:53:22 AM
Is the Froome controversy over?
Title: Re: Tour de France 2015
Post by: Liep on July 23, 2015, 09:32:19 AM
One of the only Danes in the race, Fuglsang, was doing really well and leading stage when a motorbike rear-ended him. Goddamnit. :ultra:
Title: Re: Tour de France 2015
Post by: Liep on July 23, 2015, 09:32:50 AM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on July 23, 2015, 03:53:22 AM
Is the Froome controversy over?

Probably not, but people agree that maybe Froome isn't that amazing, it's just the others who are really poor.
Title: Re: Tour de France 2015
Post by: The Brain on July 23, 2015, 09:47:17 AM
What kind of substance is Froome?
Title: Re: Tour de France 2015
Post by: Duque de Bragança on July 23, 2015, 09:56:37 AM
Quote from: Liep on July 23, 2015, 09:32:19 AM
One of the only Danes in the race, Fuglsang, was doing really well and leading stage when a motorbike rear-ended him. Goddamnit. :ultra:

Anti-Danish conspiracy in the Tour?  :tinfoil:
Title: Re: Tour de France 2015
Post by: Liep on July 23, 2015, 10:03:48 AM
Quote from: Duque de Bragança on July 23, 2015, 09:56:37 AM
Quote from: Liep on July 23, 2015, 09:32:19 AM
One of the only Danes in the race, Fuglsang, was doing really well and leading stage when a motorbike rear-ended him. Goddamnit. :ultra:

Anti-Danish conspiracy in the Tour?  :tinfoil:

Yes, ever since '97 when somebody made Riis ride on the most ridiculous looking TT-bike and '01 (iirc) when somebody made Piil click out of his pedal in the sprint and '07 when somebody pulled Rasmussen, who was leading, out of the tour to now.

:tinfoil:
Title: Re: Tour de France 2015
Post by: Liep on July 23, 2015, 01:05:42 PM
The motorcyclist was driving a camera man from Norwegian Television (they've always been jealous of our superior riders) around the race. The driver, François (of course), has been banned from the Tour.

A little justice.
Title: Re: Tour de France 2015
Post by: Duque de Bragança on July 23, 2015, 01:12:06 PM
The vast Franco-Norwegian conspiracy! Sweden not being involved is the only surprise.
Title: Re: Tour de France 2015
Post by: Liep on July 23, 2015, 01:14:04 PM
Usually when France, Norway and Denmark are involved in war Sweden wins.
Title: Re: Tour de France 2015
Post by: Admiral Yi on July 26, 2015, 07:46:04 PM
How come there are no races for chicks?  I might watch that.
Title: Re: Tour de France 2015
Post by: Duque de Bragança on July 27, 2015, 03:39:07 AM
There is. http://www.uci.ch/road/ucievents/2015-road-uci-women-road-world-cup/162107015/ (http://www.uci.ch/road/ucievents/2015-road-uci-women-road-world-cup/162107015/)
There even used to be a female Tour de France till 2009.
Title: Re: Tour de France 2015
Post by: Eddie Teach on July 27, 2015, 04:39:32 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 26, 2015, 07:46:04 PM
How come there are no races for chicks?  I might watch that.

I thought you didn't like thunder thighs.
Title: Re: Tour de France 2015
Post by: Liep on July 27, 2015, 04:41:02 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on July 27, 2015, 04:39:32 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on July 26, 2015, 07:46:04 PM
How come there are no races for chicks?  I might watch that.

I thought you didn't like thunder thighs.

Only the sprinters and track riders have thunder thighs.
Title: Re: Tour de France 2015
Post by: Syt on July 27, 2015, 04:46:42 AM
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fproteinfart.proteinfart.netdna-cdn.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2015%2F04%2FNever-Skip-Leg-Day-Meme.jpg&hash=426ddf9d799f3e183b56bd4c0cba0e7ed379c2d4)

:x
Title: Re: Tour de France 2015
Post by: Syt on July 27, 2015, 04:48:01 AM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/b1/94/f3/b194f3a0d33f07738a82d2de0b08e3a5.jpg)

"Georgie Hincapie's legs after riding 15 races in the Tour de France. Veins like this are not uncommon in top bicycle racers."
Title: Re: Tour de France 2015
Post by: mongers on September 19, 2015, 09:34:28 AM
Well it was a rather interesting race this year, hoping to see more of it in Normandy next year.  I think the full route is announced in early November.