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Title: She Blinded Me With Science!
Post by: Malthus on May 15, 2015, 10:25:32 AM
Or, perhaps, it was the other way around.

I'm glad to see today's scientists are tacking the really important questions of our time:

Women's Mate Retention Behaviors, Personality Traits, and Fellatio (http://toddkshackelford.com/downloads/2015/Sela-et-al-PAID.pdf)

STEM FTW, Ide.  :D
Title: Re: She Blinded Me With Science!
Post by: jimmy olsen on May 15, 2015, 07:41:32 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: She Blinded Me With Science!
Post by: Caliga on May 15, 2015, 07:57:26 PM
I'm shocked to learn that chicks give their men head to keep them.  I thought it was because they loved doing it!  YOU LIED TO ME PORNOS, GOD DAMN IT! :mad:
Title: Re: She Blinded Me With Science!
Post by: Razgovory on May 15, 2015, 10:18:34 PM
Well, that makes sense, but what I want to know is why Dguller gives head.  It can't be just about impressing the President.
Title: Re: She Blinded Me With Science!
Post by: Eddie Teach on May 15, 2015, 10:49:48 PM
Quote from: Razgovory on May 15, 2015, 10:18:34 PM
Well, that makes sense, but what I want to know is why Dguller gives head.  It can't be just about impressing the President.

Is impressing the right word there? I mean, he's not giving himself head.