Poll
Question:
Who would you vote for?
Option 1:
1 -
Option 2:
2 -
Option 3:
3 -
Option 4:
4 -
Option 5:
5 -
Option 6:
6 -
Option 7:
7 -
Option 8:
8 -
Option 9:
9 -
Option 10:
10 -
Because I wish I didn't have to.
Also I couldn't find a linkable picture of the Cannabis is Safer than Alcohol candidate, alas. So we'll have to do without him :(
Couldn't find any non-giant pics?
Apologies for the staring into my soul picture. I had no idea that was so big :o
If a mod could change it, here's an alternative :lol:
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.guim.co.uk%2Fstatic%2Fw-700%2Fh--%2Fq-95%2Fsys-images%2FGuardian%2FPix%2Fpictures%2F2010%2F5%2F14%2F1273854241146%2FHarriet-Harman.-006.jpg&hash=37abf6ed849d8cacdc74de9fe2b77cd1749d71f1)
Voted for #4 because he looks the most businesslike. Was tempted to vote #9 because of huge cans.
#5 is clearly failing the uncanny valley test.
One looks like a very unsuitable and therefore good mp (like most greens?)
6 looks quite obviously laboury and puts me in mind of Patterson Joseph. So him.
Voted #10 cause I like his tie.
Quote from: Habbaku on May 06, 2015, 05:26:12 PM
Voted for #4 because he looks the most businesslike. Was tempted to vote #9 because of huge cans.
Good enough reason to me.
#2 most closely resembles homo sapien.
Honorable mention to Lebron James.
Quote from: Admiral Yi on May 06, 2015, 05:36:14 PM
#2 most closely resembles homo sapien.
Honorable mention to Lebron James.
I think she's one of the reds.
Incidentally, the parties running in my constituency are:
Labour
Tories
Lib Dems
Whigs
UKIP
Greens
Workers Revolutionary Party
Trade Unionist and Socialist Coalition - Left Unity
National Health Action Party
All People's Party
And the not pictured Cannabis is Safer than Alcohol Party.
Whigs? :blink:
Damn you've a lot of parties.
We are usually lucky just to get all 3 majors, an independent and one minor party (usually the loony right flavour of the month)
Do y'all have a petition process to get little shit party candidates on the ballot?
Quote from: Tyr on May 06, 2015, 05:46:38 PM
Damn you've a lot of parties.
We are usually lucky just to get all 3 majors, an independent and one minor party (usually the loony right flavour of the month)
Slightly high profile incumbent.
QuoteDo y'all have a petition process to get little shit party candidates on the ballot?
Nope, just a £500 deposit which you lose if you win less than 5% of the vote.
I'm excited to see how many the Lib Dems lose :mmm:
The power of the stare compelled me to vote for #8.
QuoteI'm excited to see how many the Lib Dems lose
:weep:
Based on look - 9
Based on conscience - conservatives
Reality - don't vote
The black guy with the red ribbon is the best dresser.
#4 is wearing a blue tie - good enough for me.
Quote from: Sheilbh on May 06, 2015, 05:45:10 PM
Incidentally, the parties running in my constituency are:
Labour
Tories
Lib Dems
Whigs
UKIP
Greens
Workers Revolutionary Party
Trade Unionist and Socialist Coalition - Left Unity
National Health Action Party
All People's Party
And the not pictured Cannabis is Safer than Alcohol Party.
Is that the same order as the pics?
Anyway, voted #4 for the reason given by Habbaku.
Quote from: dps on May 06, 2015, 06:39:22 PM
Is that the same order as the pics?
No. The order in the pics is:
Whigs
National Health Action Party
All People's Party
UKIP
Tory
Workers Revolutionary Party
Lib Dem
Labour
Greens
Trade Unionist and Socialist Coalition - Left Unity
Ugh. What a collection of genetic abnormalities.
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 06, 2015, 06:52:46 PM
Ugh. What a collection of genetic abnormalities.
Sad thing is a nearby constituency has one of the dreamiest MPs :(
Is there a site you can entire your shire as ugliest candidate list?
The WRP guy is good looking.
But I'll be voting TUSC - Left Unity and against the splitters <_<
Quote from: Tyr on May 06, 2015, 05:46:38 PM
Whigs? :blink:
Damn you've a lot of parties.
We are usually lucky just to get all 3 majors, an independent and one minor party (usually the loony right flavour of the month)
Considering how our Republicans turned out, I could go for some old-school Whig action.
Quote from: Tonitrus on May 06, 2015, 10:12:31 PM
Quote from: Tyr on May 06, 2015, 05:46:38 PM
Whigs? :blink:
Damn you've a lot of parties.
We are usually lucky just to get all 3 majors, an independent and one minor party (usually the loony right flavour of the month)
Considering how our Republicans turned out, I could go for some old-school Whig action.
I want some free silver
Quote from: Ed Anger on May 06, 2015, 06:52:46 PM
Ugh. What a collection of genetic abnormalities.
No, they're just black. I know you don't have many of them in Ohio, but ...
Voted #4. He seems friendly and reasonable.
Number 1 looks suitably granola bar and chai tea crazy to vote for.
Only the black dude with a bloody rag in his lapel is fuckable. Voted for him.
Quote from: Sheilbh on May 06, 2015, 06:46:52 PM
Workers Revolutionary Party
Guess I voted for him. :unsure:
Guy in the red ribbon. He looks earnest but not loonie. All of the smiling candidates look like hucksters.
#4, the Whigs guy?
Damn it.
Quote from: Sheilbh on May 06, 2015, 05:23:44 PM
Because I wish I didn't have to.
Also I couldn't find a linkable picture of the Cannabis is Safer than Alcohol candidate, alas. So we'll have to do without him :(
1st choice - #9.
2nd choice - #5.
Quote from: Sheilbh on May 06, 2015, 05:25:32 PM
Apologies for the staring into my soul picture. I had no idea that was so big :o
If a mod could change it, here's an alternative :lol:
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.guim.co.uk%2Fstatic%2Fw-700%2Fh--%2Fq-95%2Fsys-images%2FGuardian%2FPix%2Fpictures%2F2010%2F5%2F14%2F1273854241146%2FHarriet-Harman.-006.jpg&hash=37abf6ed849d8cacdc74de9fe2b77cd1749d71f1)
I think we need some new mods, the old ones are never here.
Quote from: Grey Fox on May 07, 2015, 06:56:02 AM
#4, the Whigs guy?
Damn it.
No, #4 is the UKIP guy.
Given the wackiness of many of the candidates, I could have chosen worse.
Quote from: Barrister on May 07, 2015, 11:21:11 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on May 07, 2015, 06:56:02 AM
#4, the Whigs guy?
Damn it.
No, #4 is the UKIP guy.
Given the wackiness of many of the candidates, I could have chosen worse.
I think the Alberta election has radicalized you. Soon you will be joining a gun club.
Quote from: crazy canuck on May 07, 2015, 03:43:37 PM
Quote from: Barrister on May 07, 2015, 11:21:11 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on May 07, 2015, 06:56:02 AM
#4, the Whigs guy?
Damn it.
No, #4 is the UKIP guy.
Given the wackiness of many of the candidates, I could have chosen worse.
I think the Alberta election has radicalized you. Soon you will be joining a gun club.
Do you recall the "How right wing are you on a scale of 1-10" thread?
I was the one who said: 11.
:contract:
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on May 07, 2015, 11:14:19 AM
I think we need some new mods, the old ones are never here.
I volunteer myself.
#8 simply intimidates me into voting for her with her giant stare of death. :D
Quote from: Tonitrus on May 06, 2015, 10:12:31 PM
Quote from: Tyr on May 06, 2015, 05:46:38 PM
Whigs? :blink:
Damn you've a lot of parties.
We are usually lucky just to get all 3 majors, an independent and one minor party (usually the loony right flavour of the month)
Considering how our Republicans turned out, I could go for some old-school Whig action.
The Whig Party are alarmingly sensible. They're basically a liberal metropolitan elites party. They're pro-Europe, socially liberal and economically liberal (like an EU friendly David Cameron). They like things like building more houses through relaxing planning laws :mmm:
The founder said he was worried that it might be a party that only appeals to zone 2 Londoners, but found most of his positive emails came from students in provincial universities. So the zone 2 Londoners of the future.
http://whigs.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/The-Whig-Party-Manifesto-2015.pdf
Edit: Incidentally I voted for number 10.
Quote from: Sheilbh on May 07, 2015, 04:23:33 PM
Edit: Incidentally I voted for number 10.
#10 looks frigheningly like he is going to take a bite out of the viewer in that pic. ;)
Quote from: Sheilbh on May 07, 2015, 04:23:33 PM
The Whig Party are alarmingly sensible. They're basically a liberal metropolitan elites party. They're pro-Europe, socially liberal and economically liberal (like an EU friendly David Cameron). They like things like building more houses through relaxing planning laws :mmm:
That sounds like a dream come true, but we should not deviate from the two party system.
I am just going to go out on a limb here Mono and suggest that the Whigs are not a threat to the major parties of the UK. And the UK does not really have a two party system. Hell in Scotland it seems to almost have a one party system.
Quote from: Sheilbh on May 06, 2015, 06:46:52 PM
Whigs
:bowler:
So more like Gladstone's Liberal Party?
So who won?
The soul-searching lady with the largest picture of the bunch was the winner by a good margin. I guess Sheilbh lives in something of a Labour stronghold.
She needs some help with her makeup.
Her eyes express how disappointed she is in me. :Embarrass: