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Title: More childhood rape?
Post by: Brazen on June 20, 2009, 11:09:13 AM
I spoke to the chairman of a digital 3D company, and he's working with Lucas to digitise, add virtual depth and make 3D the original Star Wars movies. Yay or nay?
Title: Re: More childhood rape?
Post by: Syt on June 20, 2009, 11:11:35 AM
Could be ok, if they just make it 3D and leave everything else alone. Then again, Lucas has every right to do what he likes with his movies.

I tried the stereoscopic effect of my gfx card today, but even though it's supposed to work well with Fallout 3 it just made me disoriented, as nothing seemed to "come alive".
Title: Re: More childhood rape?
Post by: Monoriu on June 20, 2009, 11:43:38 AM
Why not?  If I don't like the new version I can always go back to the old. 
Title: Re: More childhood rape?
Post by: Jaron on June 20, 2009, 11:46:06 AM
Yes, please.


G.
Title: Re: More childhood rape?
Post by: The Brain on June 20, 2009, 11:50:11 AM
It's gonna take a lot more than 3D to bring depth to the Star Wars movies.
Title: Re: More childhood rape?
Post by: Zanza on June 20, 2009, 12:37:07 PM
Quote from: The Brain on June 20, 2009, 11:50:11 AM
It's gonna take a lot more than 3D to bring depth to the Star Wars movies.
:lol:
Title: Re: More childhood rape?
Post by: Caliga on June 20, 2009, 01:26:16 PM
For the first time ever, one of The Brain's posts is both a sequitur AND funny! :)
Title: Re: More childhood rape?
Post by: The Larch on June 20, 2009, 01:50:42 PM
I've lost count of the number of different editions the original Star Wars trilogy have been subjected to. Is it possible to get the old-school, undigitized, unchanged, han shooting first ones anymore?
Title: Re: More childhood rape?
Post by: Brazen on June 20, 2009, 01:51:02 PM
3D young Harrison Ford. Mmmm.... He can rape my childhood anyd... no, there's no way I can make that sound right.
Title: Re: More childhood rape?
Post by: Brazen on June 20, 2009, 01:52:19 PM
Quote from: The Larch on June 20, 2009, 01:50:42 PM
I've lost count of the number of different editions the original Star Wars trilogy have been subjected to. Is it possible to get the old-school, undigitized, unchanged, han shooting first ones anymore?
Somewhat less than Blade Runner, but the difference is each of those was an improvement.
Title: Re: More childhood rape?
Post by: Ed Anger on June 20, 2009, 02:00:41 PM
I have started taking these Timmay like retard projects in stride, since at the rate hollywood was going, I was going to end up murdering somebody.

Now, attacks against my memories are deflected by my zen armor.
Title: Re: More childhood rape?
Post by: The Larch on June 20, 2009, 02:35:37 PM
Quote from: Brazen on June 20, 2009, 01:52:19 PM
Quote from: The Larch on June 20, 2009, 01:50:42 PM
I've lost count of the number of different editions the original Star Wars trilogy have been subjected to. Is it possible to get the old-school, undigitized, unchanged, han shooting first ones anymore?
Somewhat less than Blade Runner, but the difference is each of those was an improvement.

Heh, true, how many "director's cut" editions of Blade Runner are there? 3 or 4 at least, right?
Title: Re: More childhood rape?
Post by: PDH on June 20, 2009, 04:12:17 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 20, 2009, 02:00:41 PM
Now, attacks against my memories are deflected by my zen armor.
Not having your resources, I am relying on senility for my defense.
Title: Re: More childhood rape?
Post by: Ed Anger on June 20, 2009, 04:19:04 PM
Quote from: PDH on June 20, 2009, 04:12:17 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 20, 2009, 02:00:41 PM
Now, attacks against my memories are deflected by my zen armor.
Not having your resources, I am relying on senility for my defense.

My Zen armor is +3 against remakes, and +5 against Timmayism.
Title: Re: More childhood rape?
Post by: PDH on June 20, 2009, 04:22:38 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 20, 2009, 04:19:04 PM
My Zen armor is +3 against remakes, and +5 against Timmayism.
Oh god!  You get the Rapier of Wit and you have the entire Paladin of Emo Defense kit!
Title: Re: More childhood rape?
Post by: grumbler on June 20, 2009, 04:24:24 PM
Quote from: The Larch on June 20, 2009, 02:35:37 PM
Heh, true, how many "director's cut" editions of Blade Runner are there? 3 or 4 at least, right?
To be afir to Ridley Scott, he only did one Director's Cut.  The film released as the "director's cut" wasn't actually done by him, it was just done based on his notes and comments about what he had wanted.
Title: Re: More childhood rape?
Post by: The Larch on June 20, 2009, 04:25:58 PM
Quote from: grumbler on June 20, 2009, 04:24:24 PM
Quote from: The Larch on June 20, 2009, 02:35:37 PM
Heh, true, how many "director's cut" editions of Blade Runner are there? 3 or 4 at least, right?
To be afir to Ridley Scott, he only did one Director's Cut.  The film released as the "director's cut" wasn't actually done by him, it was just done based on his notes and comments about what he had wanted.

Didn't know that, interesting.
Title: Re: More childhood rape?
Post by: grumbler on June 20, 2009, 04:34:02 PM
Quote from: The Larch on June 20, 2009, 04:25:58 PM
Didn't know that, interesting.
His cut, aka "the Final Cut," is actually noticably superior to any other version (I have the five-movie pack and have seen them all).  It is also remastered from the original stock and superior in image.
Title: Re: More childhood rape?
Post by: Ed Anger on June 20, 2009, 04:36:09 PM
Quote from: PDH on June 20, 2009, 04:22:38 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 20, 2009, 04:19:04 PM
My Zen armor is +3 against remakes, and +5 against Timmayism.
Oh god!  You get the Rapier of Wit and you have the entire Paladin of Emo Defense kit!

I fought the great Emo Orange and stole his loot.

(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fb3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com%2F00375%2F30%2F62%2F375452603_s.jpg&hash=b1b136b1e6477793ec0185ecd81d9a839b08dd58)
Title: Re: More childhood rape?
Post by: jimmy olsen on June 20, 2009, 04:39:11 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 20, 2009, 04:36:09 PM
I fought the great Emo Orange and stole his loot.

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:huh:
He just caught his wife cheating, I think he has a right to be upset.
Title: Re: More childhood rape?
Post by: PDH on June 20, 2009, 04:40:06 PM
Fuck you, Tim.
Title: Re: More childhood rape?
Post by: jimmy olsen on June 20, 2009, 05:24:04 PM
Quote from: PDH on June 20, 2009, 04:40:06 PM
Fuck you, Tim.
When an insult is random and lacking in context it just doesn't have any bite. :mellow:
Title: Re: More childhood rape?
Post by: PDH on June 20, 2009, 06:00:34 PM
if I insult every post of yours, or just insult you, I will get rid of the taint.
Title: Re: More childhood rape?
Post by: Neil on June 20, 2009, 06:39:47 PM
Quote from: PDH on June 20, 2009, 06:00:34 PM
if I insult every post of yours, or just insult you, I will get rid of the taint.
If you struggle too hard, it will be noticed and your post count might be reset.  Because I would find it funny.
Title: Re: More childhood rape?
Post by: PDH on June 20, 2009, 07:22:19 PM
Funny, my wife said basically the same thing.
Title: Re: More childhood rape?
Post by: CountDeMoney on June 20, 2009, 07:35:29 PM
Quote from: Brazen on June 20, 2009, 11:09:13 AM
I spoke to the chairman of a digital 3D company, and he's working with Lucas to digitise, add virtual depth and make 3D the original Star Wars movies. Yay or nay?

Super.  Maybe Han's and Greedo's blasters will be replaced with walkie-talkies.
Title: Re: More childhood rape?
Post by: Brazen on June 21, 2009, 02:18:55 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on June 20, 2009, 07:35:29 PM
Quote from: Brazen on June 20, 2009, 11:09:13 AM
I spoke to the chairman of a digital 3D company, and he's working with Lucas to digitise, add virtual depth and make 3D the original Star Wars movies. Yay or nay?

Super.  Maybe Han's and Greedo's blasters will be replaced with walkie-talkies.
Subtler than that. They're adding a 5-second delay between shots.
Title: Re: More childhood rape?
Post by: Jaron on June 21, 2009, 02:19:17 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 20, 2009, 04:39:11 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 20, 2009, 04:36:09 PM
I fought the great Emo Orange and stole his loot.

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:huh:
He just caught his wife cheating, I think he has a right to be upset.

Wait, what's this here? :huh:
Title: Re: More childhood rape?
Post by: jimmy olsen on June 21, 2009, 10:57:41 AM
Quote from: Jaron on June 21, 2009, 02:19:17 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 20, 2009, 04:39:11 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on June 20, 2009, 04:36:09 PM
I fought the great Emo Orange and stole his loot.

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:huh:
He just caught his wife cheating, I think he has a right to be upset.

Wait, what's this here? :huh:
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Title: Re: More childhood rape?
Post by: BuddhaRhubarb on June 21, 2009, 12:22:08 PM
Quote from: The Larch on June 20, 2009, 02:35:37 PM
Quote from: Brazen on June 20, 2009, 01:52:19 PM
Quote from: The Larch on June 20, 2009, 01:50:42 PM
I've lost count of the number of different editions the original Star Wars trilogy have been subjected to. Is it possible to get the old-school, undigitized, unchanged, han shooting first ones anymore?
Somewhat less than Blade Runner, but the difference is each of those was an improvement.

Heh, true, how many "director's cut" editions of Blade Runner are there? 3 or 4 at least, right?

2. Director's cut from the 90's. Final cut from the 00's.
Title: Re: More childhood rape?
Post by: DisturbedPervert on June 21, 2009, 12:22:11 PM
Poor Orange

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqQQrLPdyws&feature=related
Title: Re: More childhood rape?
Post by: jimmy olsen on June 21, 2009, 04:21:01 PM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on June 21, 2009, 12:22:11 PM
Poor Orange

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqQQrLPdyws&feature=related
That had a much happier ending than I expected. I thought he was going to off himself.
Title: Re: More childhood rape?
Post by: DisturbedPervert on June 22, 2009, 05:09:41 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on June 21, 2009, 04:21:01 PM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on June 21, 2009, 12:22:11 PM
Poor Orange

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqQQrLPdyws&feature=related
That had a much happier ending than I expected. I thought he was going to off himself.

Not that happy, it looks like his friend Grape and whatever that other fruit is fathered his children.   :lol:
Title: Re: More childhood rape?
Post by: Monoriu on June 22, 2009, 07:13:10 AM
Quote from: DisturbedPervert on June 21, 2009, 12:22:11 PM
Poor Orange

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqQQrLPdyws&feature=related

Love the movie.  Until the ending.