I hate when I run out of beer.
It is a clear proof of bad planning.
Reverse planning is a basic skill you learn in friggin basic training.
I do not drink and drive, I do not play that game, therefore there is no re-stocking my beer supply on Saturday night at 0100.
So, what coices do I half left?
Drink my wife's cooking wine?
Drink all the vodka, rum, whiskey, and gin in the visitor's bar that I would never drink?
Fuck it. Wild Turkey here I come.....
Hey Seeb, watch out that you're not a juice head.
Oh shit, it burnsss.......!!!!111
Ahhh, I got a bad taste in my mouth.
I don' know how you guys can drink this shit.
It feels weird in the stomach tooo.
Siege topping off the lite beer with a Wild Turkey chaser?
Languish is going to get lit up tonight.
Quote from: Tonitrus on March 08, 2015, 02:20:23 AM
Siege topping off the lite beer with a Wild Turkey chaser?
Languish is going to get lit up tonight.
Sorry to disappoint.
Wife is giving me a hard time for mixing shit up and drinking her Mogen David wine.
The bottles in the bar are for visits according to her.
I think I should go to bed, or else.
Yeah, whatever. I am a domesticated lion.
I live in a cage and I am only truly free for a brief moment when I deploy amd I am set loose on the wolves who are trying to kill the sheep I am sworn to protect. The sheep who submit to their big gubmerntment and pay taxes to pay for my salary. Long live the sheep? Certainly. I am a sheep too in the end. We all are. Perhaps I am just a sheep who is white on the outside, black on the inside, and thinks it is a liomn. Or, maybe a domesticated lion who thinks he is a sheep. Or possibly a sheep who got tired of the wolves, grew some backbone and became a wolf-slayer? I don't know man, there has been some dangerous sheeps in the flock. I'm lolling now at the thought of dangerous sheep.
Fuck this shit. I am a fucking lion. Ask the wolves.
You can stop running out of beer any minute. Simply stop wanting to drink more, and you won't run out of it :)
Quote from: Siege on March 08, 2015, 02:46:47 AM
Quote from: Tonitrus on March 08, 2015, 02:20:23 AM
Siege topping off the lite beer with a Wild Turkey chaser?
Languish is going to get lit up tonight.
Sorry to disappoint.
Wife is giving me a hard time for mixing shit up and drinking her Mogen David wine.
The bottles in the bar are for visits according to her.
I think I should go to bed, or else.
Yeah, whatever. I am a domesticated lion.
I live in a cage and I am only truly free for a brief moment when I deploy amd I am set loose on the wolves who are trying to kill the sheep I am sworn to protect. The sheep who submit to their big gubmerntment and pay taxes to pay for my salary. Long live the sheep? Certainly. I am a sheep too in the end. We all are. Perhaps I am just a sheep who is white on the outside, black on the inside, and thinks it is a liomn. Or, maybe a domesticated lion who thinks he is a sheep. Or possibly a sheep who got tired of the wolves, grew some backbone and became a wolf-slayer? I don't know man, there has been some dangerous sheeps in the flock. I'm lolling now at the thought of dangerous sheep.
Fuck this shit. I am a fucking lion. Ask the wolves.
:thumbsup:
Please drink as much Wild Turkey as you want. :)
Siegebreaker's wife?
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Sometimes Siegy makes Willard's voiceover in Apocalypse Now sound like baby shit.
Quote from: CountDeMoney on March 08, 2015, 10:00:19 AM
Sometimes Siegy makes Willard's voiceover in Apocalypse Now sound like baby shit.
I always though Languish was that river journey writ large.
If Siege's Willard, who's Languish' Colonel Kurtz?
Quote from: Siege on March 08, 2015, 02:08:05 AM
I hate when I run out of beer.
It is a clear proof of bad planning.
Reverse planning is a basic skill you learn in friggin basic training.
I do not drink and drive, I do not play that game, therefore there is no re-stocking my beer supply on Saturday night at 0100.
So, what coices do I half left?
Drink my wife's cooking wine?
Drink all the vodka, rum, whiskey, and gin in the visitor's bar that I would never drink?
Fuck it. Wild Turkey here I come.....
Do we need to know that? :unsure:
Quote from: celedhring on March 08, 2015, 10:29:47 AM
If Siege's Willard, who's Languish' Colonel Kurtz?
You should write The screen play of that, 'Languish - The Heart of Darkness'
Quote from: celedhring on March 08, 2015, 10:29:47 AM
If Siege's Willard, who's Languish' Colonel Kurtz?
That one's easy: CdM
Dont become an alcoholic Siege. That ruins families.
Hey Seige, there's an expression you might want to learn: "Liquor before beer, in the clear; beer before liquor, never sicker".
[CdM]Well at least he isn't smoking[/CdM]
Or buying lottery tickets
Quote from: Ed Anger on March 08, 2015, 07:39:18 PM
Or buying lottery tickets
Even after two cases of beer Siege has more sense than that.
More winnings for me.
Quote from: dps on March 08, 2015, 12:56:19 PM
Hey Seige, there's an expression you might want to learn: "Liquor before beer, in the clear; beer before liquor, never sicker".
Whoa, never heard this one before.
Is it based on scientific fact?
Probably assumes the second strategy leads to higher total alcohol consumption.
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on March 09, 2015, 12:35:58 PM
Probably assumes the second strategy leads to higher total alcohol consumption.
Aye, dropping to beer after doing spirits is a textbook case of taking your foot off the pedal during a night out.