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Title: The One Liner Thread
Post by: Siege on February 25, 2015, 04:53:28 PM
Whatever you say in this thread have to be in one line.
Title: Re: The One Liner Thread
Post by: Admiral Yi on February 25, 2015, 04:55:01 PM
Maybe it's time to deploy ground troops to Iraq and Syria. :)
Title: Re: The One Liner Thread
Post by: Siege on February 25, 2015, 04:55:05 PM
Make valuable contributions with important thoughts and opinions.
Title: Re: The One Liner Thread
Post by: Barrister on February 25, 2015, 04:55:31 PM
Make me.
Title: Re: The One Liner Thread
Post by: Jacob on February 25, 2015, 04:55:40 PM
When do we start?
Title: Re: The One Liner Thread
Post by: Martinus on February 25, 2015, 04:55:49 PM
I'm in my bathtub.
Title: Re: The One Liner Thread
Post by: Grinning_Colossus on February 25, 2015, 04:56:23 PM
The surest way to secularize the region would be to let ISIS win.
Title: Re: The One Liner Thread
Post by: Siege on February 25, 2015, 04:59:37 PM
That's a recipe for disaster.
Title: Re: The One Liner Thread
Post by: mongers on February 25, 2015, 05:00:43 PM
Personally I blame the Soviets.
Title: Re: The One Liner Thread
Post by: Grinning_Colossus on February 25, 2015, 05:02:30 PM
In the longer term the excesses of the regime would spur a secularist reaction among the dissident bourgeoisie, like in Iran.
Title: Re: The One Liner Thread
Post by: mongers on February 25, 2015, 05:03:54 PM
Can this be retitled the "Spam Megathread"?
Title: Re: The One Liner Thread
Post by: Maladict on February 25, 2015, 05:03:55 PM
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Title: Re: The One Liner Thread
Post by: lustindarkness on February 25, 2015, 05:04:16 PM
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Title: Re: The One Liner Thread
Post by: Barrister on February 25, 2015, 05:07:00 PM
 :D at Maladict.
Title: Re: The One Liner Thread
Post by: crazy canuck on February 25, 2015, 05:15:48 PM
Quote from: Maladict on February 25, 2015, 05:03:55 PM
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:D
Title: Re: The One Liner Thread
Post by: Liep on February 25, 2015, 05:17:43 PM
Quote from: Grinning_Colossus on February 25, 2015, 05:02:30 PM
In the longer term the excesses of the regime would spur a secularist reaction among the dissident bourgeoisie, like in Iran.

If the catholic church's run is anything to go by we won't see that in our lifetime.
Title: Re: The One Liner Thread
Post by: mongers on February 25, 2015, 05:27:34 PM
Getting old isn't a problem, it's when you stop getting older.
Title: Re: The One Liner Thread
Post by: alfred russel on February 25, 2015, 05:33:40 PM
OvB may still eventually post in this thread, but it will likely be through 500 consecutive and connected posts.
Title: Re: The One Liner Thread
Post by: PDH on February 25, 2015, 05:34:42 PM
I think
I can
comply with
the rules
of this thread.
Title: Re: The One Liner Thread
Post by: lustindarkness on February 25, 2015, 05:37:05 PM
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Title: Re: The One Liner Thread
Post by: mongers on February 25, 2015, 05:44:23 PM
Quote from: lustindarkness on February 25, 2015, 05:37:05 PM
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TDL, exec.sum. please.
Title: Re: The One Liner Thread
Post by: lustindarkness on February 25, 2015, 06:05:33 PM
Quote from: mongers on February 25, 2015, 05:44:23 PM
Quote from: lustindarkness on February 25, 2015, 05:37:05 PM
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TDL, exec.sum. please.

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Title: Re: The One Liner Thread
Post by: mongers on February 25, 2015, 06:10:04 PM
Quote from: lustindarkness on February 25, 2015, 06:05:33 PM
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TDL, exec.sum. please.

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Title: Re: The One Liner Thread
Post by: Eddie Teach on February 25, 2015, 06:13:32 PM
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Title: Re: The One Liner Thread
Post by: mongers on February 25, 2015, 06:18:42 PM
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Title: Re: The One Liner Thread
Post by: CountDeMoney on February 25, 2015, 06:25:06 PM
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Title: Re: The One Liner Thread
Post by: grumbler on February 25, 2015, 06:31:01 PM
Great.  Now it's a two-liner thread.  Thanks, Seedy!  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: The One Liner Thread
Post by: 11B4V on February 25, 2015, 06:40:40 PM
Shit
Title: Re: The One Liner Thread
Post by: Razgovory on February 25, 2015, 06:50:11 PM
I'm here to beat my gums and chew ass, and I'm all out of beets.
Title: Re: The One Liner Thread
Post by: Ed Anger on February 25, 2015, 08:05:14 PM
Tamas stole them
Title: Re: The One Liner Thread
Post by: CountDeMoney on February 25, 2015, 08:10:30 PM
Quote from: grumbler on February 25, 2015, 06:31:01 PM
Great.  Now it's a two-liner thread.  Thanks, Seedy!  :rolleyes:

But...it's a picture of...one liner. :mellow:
Title: Re: The One Liner Thread
Post by: Ed Anger on February 25, 2015, 08:15:15 PM
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Title: Re: The One Liner Thread
Post by: alfred russel on February 25, 2015, 08:16:09 PM
Quote from: grumbler on February 25, 2015, 06:31:01 PM
Great.  Now it's a two-liner thread.  Thanks, Seedy!  :rolleyes:

This picture should bring us back down to one!

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Title: Re: The One Liner Thread
Post by: Siege on February 25, 2015, 10:50:01 PM
One liner means one fuckin LINE.
Title: Re: The One Liner Thread
Post by: Siege on February 25, 2015, 10:50:47 PM
Maladict wins this thread.
Title: Re: The One Liner Thread
Post by: Admiral Yi on February 25, 2015, 10:53:16 PM
I enjoyed Boner's contribution.
Title: Re: The One Liner Thread
Post by: Eddie Teach on February 25, 2015, 11:47:24 PM
Quote from: Siege on February 25, 2015, 10:50:01 PM
One liner means one fuckin LINE.

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Title: Re: The One Liner Thread
Post by: Ed Anger on February 26, 2015, 07:36:33 AM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on February 25, 2015, 10:53:16 PM
I enjoyed Boner's contribution.

:)
Title: Re: The One Liner Thread
Post by: Siege on February 26, 2015, 10:25:55 AM
Who the hell is Boner?
Title: Re: The One Liner Thread
Post by: Syt on February 26, 2015, 10:27:55 AM
Quote from: Siege on February 26, 2015, 10:25:55 AM
Who the hell is Boner?

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Title: Re: The One Liner Thread
Post by: Admiral Yi on February 26, 2015, 10:29:39 AM
His name is pronounced Bayner.
Title: Re: The One Liner Thread
Post by: Syt on February 26, 2015, 10:34:41 AM
 :(
Title: Re: The One Liner Thread
Post by: Valmy on February 26, 2015, 10:34:52 AM
Ed Anger is pronounced 'Bayner'?  Huh.
Title: Re: The One Liner Thread
Post by: Eddie Teach on February 26, 2015, 01:52:13 PM
Quote from: Siege on February 26, 2015, 10:25:55 AM
Who the hell is Boner?

Mike Seaver's pal on Growing Pains.
Title: Re: The One Liner Thread
Post by: Siege on March 02, 2015, 11:34:55 AM
Stop messing up the great One Liner Thread.
Title: Re: The One Liner Thread
Post by: Siege on March 02, 2015, 11:35:53 AM
Did President Rspect really wanted to intercept israeli planes bombing Iran?
Title: Re: The One Liner Thread
Post by: CountDeMoney on March 02, 2015, 11:41:20 AM
Stop messing up the great One Liner Thread.
Title: Re: The One Liner Thread
Post by: Siege on March 02, 2015, 12:05:16 PM
Oh please, get a life.
Title: Re: The One Liner Thread
Post by: Jacob on March 02, 2015, 01:08:12 PM
Quote from: Siege on March 02, 2015, 11:35:53 AM
Did President Rspect really wanted to intercept israeli planes bombing Iran?

President Rspect = Ronald Reagan?
Title: Re: The One Liner Thread
Post by: Grinning_Colossus on March 02, 2015, 01:23:54 PM
You're thinking of Israeli planes bombing Iraq.
Title: Re: The One Liner Thread
Post by: Siege on March 02, 2015, 01:28:03 PM
President Rspect Hussein Obama, aka The Dalai Bama.
Title: Re: The One Liner Thread
Post by: Grinning_Colossus on March 02, 2015, 01:31:07 PM
When the Dalai Bama's term expires, we need to seek out a newborn infant that will recognize his law degree and Koran as its own.
Title: Re: The One Liner Thread
Post by: crazy canuck on March 02, 2015, 07:38:53 PM
Shouldn't the child have a Nobel of his own?
Title: Re: The One Liner Thread
Post by: Razgovory on March 02, 2015, 08:50:53 PM
Quote from: Grinning_Colossus on March 02, 2015, 01:31:07 PM
When the Dalai Bama's term expires, we need to seek out a newborn infant that will recognize his law degree and Koran as its own.

Back in the 1960's Liberals came up with a diabolical plan to breed foreign born Presidents to destroy the US from within.  They were trained to be both Atheistic Marxists and Muslim Fundamentalists and use their unholy power to install Sharia law based in Historical Materialism across the US.  The ultimate goal of this mammoth decades long conspiracy was to kill the US ambassador to Libya.  While the conspiracy was extremely intricate, it had very limited goals.  The previous conspiracy was to instigate the Vietnam war so young Arkansas teenager would eventually get out of being drafted and go on to become President so his wife could kill Vince Foster.  I don't know about the next conspiracy to set up an evil president, but I think the end goal is so that he/she will hire someone who will embezzle thirty thousand dollars.