Poll
Question:
Who would you vote for?
Option 1:

votes: 0
Option 2:

votes: 1
Option 3:

votes: 0
Option 4:

votes: 1
Option 5:

votes: 1
Option 6:

votes: 3
Option 7:

votes: 0
Option 8:

votes: 0
Option 9:

votes: 3
Option 10:

votes: 17
Option 11:

votes: 1
Option 12:

votes: 2
Option 13:

votes: 0
The deadline for submitting candidates is still one month away, and it is quite likely that many of these people will not get the requisite 100,000 signatures of support, but the more the merrier and it increases the likelihood of odd candidates, so here is our beastiary. :lol:
Hmmm...........for me it is a runoff between the dude with the cigarette and the blonde :hmm:
#3: Why is Mycroft Holmes a candidate? :huh:
Quote from: Richard Hakluyt on February 24, 2015, 04:01:57 AM
Hmmm...........for me it is a runoff between the dude with the cigarette and the blonde :hmm:
The dude with a cigarette is a (former) rockman turned right wing (but not that right wing to turn nasty) "occupy" style rabble rouser. His support is around 1%.
The blonde is an out-of-nowhere candidate supported by the post-communists, because none of the "old guard" wanted to run, as they know they would be totally destroyed.
She actually can come with the third result (the first and second will be PO and PiS candidates) but if she scores 15% of vote it will be a success.
Quote from: Martinus on February 24, 2015, 04:05:45 AMThe dude with a cigarette is a (former) rockman
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:unsure:
Oh sorry. :P
Yeah, that's the candidate from PiS. Another case of "leader is not running and there is a younger stalking horse to take the blame for a failure". :P
The blonde is also convinced she would be able to "resolve any differences with Mr. Putin". :bleeding:
Quote from: Martinus on February 24, 2015, 04:11:55 AM
The blonde is also convinced she would be able to "resolve any differences with Mr. Putin". :bleeding:
:perv:
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbi.gazeta.pl%2Fim%2Fc1%2F2e%2Fbc%2Fz12332737Q%2CJanusz-Palikot.jpg&hash=a72ef8c18a305c2b272afdc1a49e470b38dd51ca)
incidentally looks a bit like German sports commentator Marcel Reif, who was born in Poland:
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn2.spiegel.de%2Fimages%2Fimage-68971-galleryV9-ekye.jpg&hash=d8eca4d851b8b11287ab1613240cd36dc4000b2c)
I will probably be away for vacation during the first round, but if I weren't, I'd probably give my protest vote to the woman who is second from the bottom. In the second round (if it happens) it will be #6 vs. #3 and I'd vote for #3 if I bother to show up. :P
Janusz Palikot and the Twój Ruch!
Controversies and publicity
Palikot is known in Poland for being one of the more colourful and controversial politicians, famous for his publicity stunts. In April 2007 during a PO press conference, Palikot wore a t-shirt with "I am with the SLD" ("Jestem z SLD") on the front and "I am gay" ("Jestem gejem") on the back. He later stated that he wanted to highlight the role PO should play in contemporary politics - as defenders of minorities.
On 24 April 2007, he produced a gun and a dildo at a press conference about alleged rape by a few police officers from Lublin. Palikot presented the objects as modern "symbols of law and justice" (a pun referring to the socially conservative Law and Justice Party) in Poland and the Lublin's police.
On 23 July 2008 Palikot said in an interview "I consider the President to be an oaf" ("Uważam prezydenta za chama"), a potentially illegal act under Poland's anti-defamation laws. An investigation was launched, then dropped.
In October 2008 during a TV interview about the PZPN (Polish Football Association) Palikot produced a butchered pig's head, a Godfather-style sign of declaring war against what Palikot called "corrupt" PZPN officials.
In January 2009 Palikot caused further controversy when he wrote in his blog questioning whether the Polish President's brother, Jarosław Kaczyński, is gay: "I – unasked – declare unequivocally that I prefer women. And you, Mr Jarosław?" As a result Donald Tusk, the leader of Palikot's party, the Civic Platform, launched an investigation into his behaviour.
On 5 July 2010, one day after the second round of the 2010 presidential elections Palikot announced that the late president Lech Kaczyński "has blood on his hands", blaming Kaczyński for the presidential airplane crash in Smolensk.
On 20 January 2012, Janusz Palikot threatened to smoke a joint in Parliament in an attempt to get softdrugs legalized in Poland.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Janusz_Palikot
Yeah, well he prove he does not have much to offer except for his gimmicks, but I voted for him in the last parliamentary elections.
Pitty you can't vote for Putin. Panslavism for the Win :ph34r:
The blonde is winning. Such surprise. Very Languish. Wow. :P
Quote from: Solmyr on February 24, 2015, 06:27:23 AM
The blonde is winning. Such surprise. Very Languish. Wow. :P
I did simply what was expected of me. :sleep:
I think it's the effect post communists are counting on, too. :P
She is the only serious (or at least semi-serious, as in has structures capable of collecting 100,000 of signatures for her) female candidate - and out of 3 female candidates in total, one is transgendered.
Her last name is Ogorek (Polish for "Cucumber") and she has PhD in medieval theology. :P
In a sense, she has something for everyone, especially if you don't care about politics.
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fiktomaracje.pl%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F01%2Fkowalski.jpg&hash=0903c66348751c97ef34f3e80cbcf5c504b0d118)
This dude looks like he could break your legs if you disagree with him.
That is not an unwarranted observation. I deliberately picked his picture in a suit. He is a personal trainer supported by far right nationalists. :P
Whichever one can screw in a lightbulb.
Blonde milfs for everyone.
Quote from: Martinus on February 24, 2015, 06:31:57 AM
Her last name is Ogorek (Polish for "Cucumber") and she has PhD in medieval theology. :P
In other words, she'd be perfect here on Languish. Can you send her the forum link?
Which one is most likely to defend Europe from the Russian hordes?
Quote from: Ed Anger on February 24, 2015, 08:06:45 AM
Whichever one can screw in a lightbulb.
:huh: How big are American lightbulbs?
Quote from: The Brain on February 24, 2015, 11:24:22 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on February 24, 2015, 08:06:45 AM
Whichever one can screw in a lightbulb.
:huh: How big are American lightbulbs?
Are you sure you want to see Ed's lightbulb?
Quote from: Legbiter on February 24, 2015, 11:08:38 AM
Blonde milfs for everyone.
I am not sure she is a MILF, technically. She is definitely younger than I. :P
Quote from: Martinus on February 24, 2015, 11:31:13 AM
Quote from: Legbiter on February 24, 2015, 11:08:38 AM
Blonde milfs for everyone.
I am not sure she is a MILF, technically. She is definitely younger than I. :P
According to Porn, MILF just means a woman over the age of 25.
Quote from: Solmyr on February 24, 2015, 11:22:24 AM
Quote from: Martinus on February 24, 2015, 06:31:57 AM
Her last name is Ogorek (Polish for "Cucumber") and she has PhD in medieval theology. :P
In other words, she'd be perfect here on Languish. Can you send her the forum link?
I don't know. She describes herself as a left-leaning/socialist Catholic. I don't know if this forum is ready for another "early fahdiz". :P
Quote from: Valmy on February 24, 2015, 11:32:04 AM
Quote from: Martinus on February 24, 2015, 11:31:13 AM
Quote from: Legbiter on February 24, 2015, 11:08:38 AM
Blonde milfs for everyone.
I am not sure she is a MILF, technically. She is definitely younger than I. :P
According to Porn, MILF just means a woman over the age of 25.
Doesn't she need to be a Mother, though?
Quote from: Martinus on February 24, 2015, 11:32:46 AM
Doesn't she need to be a Mother, though?
We play loose with our terms.
Quote from: Martinus on February 24, 2015, 11:32:46 AM
Quote from: Valmy on February 24, 2015, 11:32:04 AM
Quote from: Martinus on February 24, 2015, 11:31:13 AM
Quote from: Legbiter on February 24, 2015, 11:08:38 AM
Blonde milfs for everyone.
I am not sure she is a MILF, technically. She is definitely younger than I. :P
According to Porn, MILF just means a woman over the age of 25.
Doesn't she need to be a Mother, though?
Only in your imagination.
Voted for the hot blonde of course.
The last dude deserves to have his picture in a Wiki article about Polack jokes.
Quote from: Solmyr on February 24, 2015, 06:27:23 AM
The blonde is winning. Such surprise. Very Languish. Wow. :P
Don't blame me, I voted for the chick that looks like Peter from
Family Guy in drag. :P
Quote from: CountDeMoney on February 24, 2015, 01:25:28 PM
Quote from: Solmyr on February 24, 2015, 06:27:23 AM
The blonde is winning. Such surprise. Very Languish. Wow. :P
Don't blame me, I voted for the chick that looks like Peter from Family Guy in drag. :P
:lol: I was gonna say she looked like a Benny Hill character.
Who's pro free market, small goverment and liberty?
Quote from: Siege on February 24, 2015, 03:01:19 PM
Who's pro free market, small goverment and liberty?
Old dude with dreadlocks.
Quote from: The Larch on February 24, 2015, 07:16:49 AM
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This dude looks like he could break your legs if you disagree with him.
That's how 90% of Polish men look, in my experience. :P
They are found usually accompanied by ridiculously HOTT girls. :wacko:
As for the OP, I gave my heart to Ms Cucumber when I saw her on the telly at our usual restaurant a couple weeks back. :wub:
Quote from: Martinus on February 24, 2015, 08:04:40 AM
That is not an unwarranted observation. I deliberately picked his picture in a suit. He is a personal trainer supported by far right nationalists. :P
:o
I voted for the last lady. Because I like her brooch :)
Are there a couple of pics not showing up for the rest of you? I get 11 pics and 2 X's.
Quote from: Sheilbh on February 24, 2015, 04:37:50 PM
I voted for the last lady. Because I like her brooch :)
It is rather nice. It would be like voting for mom.
Quote from: Iormlund on February 24, 2015, 04:34:56 PM
Quote from: The Larch on February 24, 2015, 07:16:49 AM
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This dude looks like he could break your legs if you disagree with him.
That's how 90% of Polish men look, in my experience. :P
You should spend less time on industrial sites. :P
As a Polish female friend of mine said, "I like Spain because Spanish men have more than one haircut". :lol:
hmm....hippy guy, biker git, or blonde chick....which will it be....
Quote from: The Larch on February 24, 2015, 04:41:13 PM
You should spend less time on industrial sites. :P
As a Polish female friend of mine said, "I like Spain because Spanish men have more than one haircut". :lol:
Actaully, the hitman-hottie combo is mostly prevalent in clubs (though there's plenty of both demographics at the factory).
In my latest trips I have, to my dismay, found that ugly Polish girls actually exist. However, for some reason they are confined to the local Carrefour. :hmm:
Quote from: Siege on February 24, 2015, 03:01:19 PM
Who's pro free market, small goverment and liberty?
The dude with a bow tie. He also hates Jews.
I don't see a bow tie. :unsure:
Quote from: Sheilbh on February 24, 2015, 04:37:50 PM
I voted for the last lady. Because I like her brooch :)
She is a feminist/reproductive rights activist who also is very vocal supporter of gay rights. She would have my vote if I bothered to vote. :)
Quote from: Martinus on February 24, 2015, 04:50:35 PM
She would have my vote if I bothered to vote. :)
:o
Why do you hate Democracy? :(
The link on the bowtie guy seems to have ceased working :ph34r:
Another pic of his:
(https://languish.org/forums/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbi.gazeta.pl%2Fim%2F5%2F7995%2Fz7995585Q%2CJanusz-Korwin-Mikke.jpg&hash=7f67f029ce1cb0130fef04b60105b1bdbc8b0df8)
He is the one Tamas supports.
Quote from: Valmy on February 24, 2015, 04:52:16 PM
Quote from: Martinus on February 24, 2015, 04:50:35 PM
She would have my vote if I bothered to vote. :)
:o
Why do you hate Democracy? :(
I will be on Gran Canaria during the first round and she has no chance to get to the second round. :P
Quote from: Iormlund on February 24, 2015, 04:34:56 PM
Quote from: The Larch on February 24, 2015, 07:16:49 AM
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This dude looks like he could break your legs if you disagree with him.
That's how 90% of Polish men look, in my experience. :P
They are found usually accompanied by ridiculously HOTT girls. :wacko:
As for the OP, I gave my heart to Ms Cucumber when I saw her on the telly at our usual restaurant a couple weeks back. :wub:
He looks like a Polish thug. Why do you spend time in places where you experience Polish thugs? :P