:o
:sadboehner:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/jimdalrympleii/ohio-bartender-allegedly-planned-to-kill-john-boehner#.gceVGG3gJ
QuoteMichael Robert Hoyt was indicted last week for allegedly plotting to shoot the speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives.
A former bartender at an Ohio country club is facing charges for allegedly threatening to kill House Speaker John Boehner.
The case against Michael Robert Hoyt, 44, began last year, when he was fired from his bartending job at the Wetherington Country Club in West Chester, Ohio, WCPO-TV first reported. Boehner is a member of the club, where Hoyt had worked for about five years.
About a week after the firing, on Oct. 29, Hoyt spoke with police and said he was "Jesus Christ and that he was going to kill Boehner because Boehner was mean to him at the country club and because Boehner is responsible for Ebola," according to U.S. district court records.
Hoyt also told the officer he had a loaded Beretta .380 and planned to shoot Boehner, according to prosecutors. He was subsequently taken to a psychiatric hospital for evaluation, where he remains.
Hoyt later told investigators that he could have poisoned Boehner's wine and regretted not having time to do so.
"Hoyt stated that no one checks the drinks he poured for Boehner and it would have been very easy to slip something into his drink," the documents explain.
He also allegedly said he had imagined shooting Boehner in front of a crowd of people.
When police searched Hoyt's home on Oct. 31, they found an assault rifle, ammo, lists of country club members, and writings mentioning Boehner and Ebola. Prosecutors allege Hoyt also told police he heard the devil's voice, and believed Boehner was the devil.
A day after his first call to police, Hoyt also emailed Boehner's wife, Debbie Boehner, about his plan, WCPO reported.
In the court documents, prosecutors contend Hoyt poses an ongoing credible threat to Boehner.[/quota]
Seriously? Of all the things to blame Boehner for, he went with Ebola?
Why does Boehner, who's from North Carolina and works in DC, have a membership in an Ohio golf club? :huh:
Quote from: Admiral Yi on January 13, 2015, 09:29:17 PM
Why does Boehner, who's from North Carolina and works in DC, have a membership in an Ohio golf club? :huh:
:hmm: Maybe because he feels some connection to Ohioans once every couple of years?
Quote from: Admiral Yi on January 13, 2015, 09:29:17 PM
Why does Boehner, who's from North Carolina and works in DC, have a membership in an Ohio golf club? :huh:
Seriously dude? That is tim level dumb.
Quote from: Admiral Yi on January 13, 2015, 09:29:17 PM
Why does Boehner, who's from North Carolina and works in DC, have a membership in an Ohio golf club? :huh:
Wiki says that he is from Ohio.
Well shit. I coulda swore he was from NC.
I'll forgive you....this time.
I was trying to figure out the punchline for a minute or two. :mad:
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 13, 2015, 09:32:47 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on January 13, 2015, 09:29:17 PM
Why does Boehner, who's from North Carolina and works in DC, have a membership in an Ohio golf club? :huh:
Seriously dude? That is tim level dumb.
:huh: I know which states important politicians are from.
Why are they indicting him when he's clearly insane? :hmm:
Quote from: jimmy olsen on January 13, 2015, 09:37:53 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 13, 2015, 09:32:47 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on January 13, 2015, 09:29:17 PM
Why does Boehner, who's from North Carolina and works in DC, have a membership in an Ohio golf club? :huh:
Seriously dude? That is tim level dumb.
:huh: I know which states important politicians are from.
Go eat a bucket of shit. Nobody asked you.
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 13, 2015, 09:45:10 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on January 13, 2015, 09:37:53 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 13, 2015, 09:32:47 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on January 13, 2015, 09:29:17 PM
Why does Boehner, who's from North Carolina and works in DC, have a membership in an Ohio golf club? :huh:
Seriously dude? That is tim level dumb.
:huh: I know which states important politicians are from.
Go eat a bucket of shit. Nobody asked you.
You call me out, expect a response.
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on January 13, 2015, 09:40:36 PM
Why are they indicting him when he's clearly insane? :hmm:
Yeah from this buzzfeed article and another article I read it sounded like he belongs in the nuthouse.
Quote from: jimmy olsen on January 13, 2015, 09:47:17 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 13, 2015, 09:45:10 PM
Go eat a bucket of shit. Nobody asked you.
You call me out, expect a response.
Yeah Ed, don't call up what you can't put down.
I'm just going to go back to my previous Tim policy. Ignoring him.
Quote from: garbon on January 13, 2015, 09:49:08 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on January 13, 2015, 09:40:36 PM
Why are they indicting him when he's clearly insane? :hmm:
Yeah from this buzzfeed article and another article I read it sounded like he belongs in the nuthouse.
If the state has to pay to house people, they damn well better be getting tortured by violent criminals.
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 13, 2015, 10:45:33 PM
I'm just going to go back to my previous Tim policy. Ignoring him.
Jacob's asking you to put him down. We've all put this off if a long time, and he's had a good run, but lets face it, his best are year are behind him. You really shouldn't let us suffer Tim like this. No, let Tim suffer like this. That's the way it was suppose to go. :cry:
Quote from: Neil on January 13, 2015, 10:54:31 PM
Quote from: garbon on January 13, 2015, 09:49:08 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on January 13, 2015, 09:40:36 PM
Why are they indicting him when he's clearly insane? :hmm:
Yeah from this buzzfeed article and another article I read it sounded like he belongs in the nuthouse.
If the state has to pay to house people, they damn well better be getting tortured by violent criminals.
It's not exactly a walk in the park as it is.
Quote from: Razgovory on January 13, 2015, 11:19:44 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on January 13, 2015, 10:45:33 PM
I'm just going to go back to my previous Tim policy. Ignoring him.
Jacob's asking you to put him down. We've all put this off if a long time, and he's had a good run, but lets face it, his best are year are behind him. You really shouldn't let us suffer Tim like this. No, let Tim suffer like this. That's the way it was suppose to go. :cry:
Mercy is not my middle name
Let's not put down anyone. We're not exactly drowning in new blood here.
Quote from: DGuller on January 13, 2015, 11:30:40 PM
Let's not put down anyone. We're not exactly drowning in new blood here.
Won't it be glorious when we turn the lights off? :w00t:
Quote from: garbon on January 13, 2015, 11:31:38 PM
Quote from: DGuller on January 13, 2015, 11:30:40 PM
Let's not put down anyone. We're not exactly drowning in new blood here.
Won't it be glorious when we turn the lights off? :w00t:
http://youtu.be/A5nfj6DfwCs?t=2m6s (http://youtu.be/A5nfj6DfwCs?t=2m6s)
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on January 13, 2015, 11:43:22 PM
Quote from: garbon on January 13, 2015, 11:31:38 PM
Quote from: DGuller on January 13, 2015, 11:30:40 PM
Let's not put down anyone. We're not exactly drowning in new blood here.
Won't it be glorious when we turn the lights off? :w00t:
http://youtu.be/A5nfj6DfwCs?t=2m6s (http://youtu.be/A5nfj6DfwCs?t=2m6s)
Well I was thinking more this, minus the whole subtext of children being born, but that works too, I suppose.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGytDsqkQY8
I have the cassette of that album.
Quote from: garbon on January 13, 2015, 11:57:56 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on January 13, 2015, 11:43:22 PM
Quote from: garbon on January 13, 2015, 11:31:38 PM
Quote from: DGuller on January 13, 2015, 11:30:40 PM
Let's not put down anyone. We're not exactly drowning in new blood here.
Won't it be glorious when we turn the lights off? :w00t:
http://youtu.be/A5nfj6DfwCs?t=2m6s (http://youtu.be/A5nfj6DfwCs?t=2m6s)
Well I was thinking more this, minus the whole subtext of children being born, but that works too, I suppose.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGytDsqkQY8
Great tune.
Stanley Hudson's favorite song.