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Title: French ISIS Members Want to Come Back - Lack iPods
Post by: Malthus on December 11, 2014, 04:30:58 PM

I know the denizens of Languish will be sympathetic to their plight. :hmm:

http://america.aljazeera.com/articles/2014/12/3/france-isil-fightersreturn.html

QuoteFighters complain of difficult conditions, especially as the winter cold sets in. Their concerns range from the practical, including a couple worried that their child, born in Syria, would not enjoy French citizenship, to the trivial. "I'm sick and tired. My iPod doesn't work anymore," one writes. "I have to return."

Title: Re: French ISIS Members Want to Come Back - Lack iPods
Post by: garbon on December 11, 2014, 05:03:32 PM

I applaud the French.

QuoteFrench authorities have so far taken a hard line, incarcerating 76 of the 100 French citizens who have returned from the front lines in Syria and Iraq and imposing travel restrictions on those believed to be considering a trip.

Title: Re: French ISIS Members Want to Come Back - Lack iPods
Post by: derspiess on December 11, 2014, 05:09:15 PM

Wonder if we'll see an "iPods for Jihad" effort to keep good Islamist boys fighting the good fight.

Title: Re: French ISIS Members Want to Come Back - Lack iPods
Post by: Ed Anger on December 11, 2014, 05:10:55 PM

Quote from: derspiess on December 11, 2014, 05:09:15 PM
Wonder if we'll see an "iPods for Jihad" effort to keep good Islamist boys fighting the good fight.

iPods filled with Shit Goat songs.

Title: Re: French ISIS Members Want to Come Back - Lack iPods
Post by: Martinus on December 11, 2014, 05:16:14 PM

Quote from: Ed Anger on December 11, 2014, 05:10:55 PM
Quote from: derspiess on December 11, 2014, 05:09:15 PM
Wonder if we'll see an "iPods for Jihad" effort to keep good Islamist boys fighting the good fight.

iPods filled with Shit Goat songs.

Title: Re: French ISIS Members Want to Come Back - Lack iPods
Post by: Malthus on December 11, 2014, 05:17:16 PM

Quote from: Ed Anger on December 11, 2014, 05:10:55 PM
Quote from: derspiess on December 11, 2014, 05:09:15 PM
Wonder if we'll see an "iPods for Jihad" effort to keep good Islamist boys fighting the good fight.

iPods filled with Shit Goat songs.

I thought you guys gave up torture. :P

Title: Re: French ISIS Members Want to Come Back - Lack iPods
Post by: Ed Anger on December 11, 2014, 05:18:03 PM

Quote from: Malthus on December 11, 2014, 05:17:16 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on December 11, 2014, 05:10:55 PM
Quote from: derspiess on December 11, 2014, 05:09:15 PM
Wonder if we'll see an "iPods for Jihad" effort to keep good Islamist boys fighting the good fight.

iPods filled with Shit Goat songs.

I thought you guys gave up torture. :P

I never said I did.

:shifty:

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