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Title: NFL Week 10: Mitch McConnell edition, as opposed to the old Mitch McConnell
Post by: CountDeMoney on November 06, 2014, 08:32:21 PM
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QuoteWeek Ten NFL Football Point Spread - NFL Spreads 11/6 - 11/10, 2014

Date & Time    Favorite    Spread    Underdog

11/6 8:25 ET    At Cincinnati    -6.5    Cleveland
11/9 1:00 ET    Dallas    -7.5    Jacksonville
At London
11/9 1:00 ET    At Detroit    -2.5    Miami
11/9 1:00 ET    Kansas City    -2    At Buffalo
11/9 1:00 ET    At New Orleans    -5    San Francisco
11/9 1:00 ET    At Baltimore    -9.5    Tennessee
11/9 1:00 ET    Pittsburgh    -4.5    At NY Jets
11/9 1:00 ET    Atlanta    -2.5    At Tampa Bay
11/9 4:05 ET    Denver    -11.5    At Oakland
11/9 4:25 ET    At Arizona    -7    St. Louis
11/9 4:25 ET    At Seattle    -9    NY Giants
11/9 8:30 ET    At Green Bay    -7.5    Chicago

   Monday Night Football Point Spread
         
11/10 8:30 ET    At Philadelphia    -6.5    Carolina
Title: Re: NFL Week 10: Mitch McConnell edition, as opposed to the old Mitch McConnell
Post by: MadBurgerMaker on November 06, 2014, 08:39:45 PM
Bye week for Houston.  Ryan Mallett will be the starter next week.  Free meth for everyone!
Title: Re: NFL Week 10: Mitch McConnell edition, as opposed to the old Mitch McConnell
Post by: jimmy olsen on November 06, 2014, 09:46:39 PM
I predict the patriots will not lose.  :)
Title: Re: NFL Week 10: Mitch McConnell edition, as opposed to the old Mitch McConnell
Post by: KRonn on November 06, 2014, 09:50:10 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on November 06, 2014, 09:46:39 PM
I predict the patriots will not lose.  :)

I agree, good prediction!

It's a bye week.    :D
Title: Re: NFL Week 10: Mitch McConnell edition, as opposed to the old Mitch McConnell
Post by: Valmy on November 06, 2014, 10:17:38 PM
Very excited about the Redskins chances this week.
Title: Re: NFL Week 10: Mitch McConnell edition, as opposed to the old Mitch McConnell
Post by: citizen k on November 07, 2014, 12:04:38 AM
Cleveland humiliated the Bungles.


Title: Re: NFL Week 10: Mitch McConnell edition, as opposed to the old Mitch McConnell
Post by: CountDeMoney on November 07, 2014, 12:05:01 AM
WTF is with this division.  LOL, Red Retard Fail.
Title: Re: NFL Week 10: Mitch McConnell edition, as opposed to the old Mitch McConnell
Post by: citizen k on November 07, 2014, 12:10:41 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on November 07, 2014, 12:05:01 AM
LOL, Red Retard Fail.

... or perhaps:

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Title: Re: NFL Week 10: Mitch McConnell edition, as opposed to the old Mitch McConnell
Post by: derspiess on November 07, 2014, 10:28:17 AM
He looks more like Scott Farkus.

Anyway, only good thing about last night was seeing Leah Still  :cry:
Title: Re: NFL Week 10: Mitch McConnell edition, as opposed to the old Mitch McConnell
Post by: sbr on November 09, 2014, 02:18:59 PM
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Title: Re: NFL Week 10: Mitch McConnell edition, as opposed to the old Mitch McConnell
Post by: Admiral Yi on November 09, 2014, 02:24:12 PM
Man I bet that hurt his ass.

Amazing play.
Title: Re: NFL Week 10: Mitch McConnell edition, as opposed to the old Mitch McConnell
Post by: sbr on November 09, 2014, 02:31:57 PM
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Take that Cortland Finnegan
Title: Re: NFL Week 10: Mitch McConnell edition, as opposed to the old Mitch McConnell
Post by: Sophie Scholl on November 09, 2014, 04:39:29 PM
The Cleveland Browns are in first place all by themselves! :yeah:
Title: Re: NFL Week 10: Mitch McConnell edition, as opposed to the old Mitch McConnell
Post by: CountDeMoney on November 09, 2014, 05:13:57 PM
Quote from: Benedict Arnold on November 09, 2014, 04:39:29 PM
The Cleveland Browns are in first place all by themselves! :yeah:

Quote from: CountDeMoney on November 07, 2014, 12:05:01 AM
WTF is with this division. 
Title: Re: NFL Week 10: Mitch McConnell edition, as opposed to the old Mitch McConnell
Post by: Neil on November 09, 2014, 05:24:44 PM
I don't know if the AFC North is the best division in football, or just all equally mediocre.
Title: Re: NFL Week 10: Mitch McConnell edition, as opposed to the old Mitch McConnell
Post by: CountDeMoney on November 09, 2014, 05:25:13 PM
J-E-T-S WTF WTF WTF
Title: Re: NFL Week 10: Mitch McConnell edition, as opposed to the old Mitch McConnell
Post by: derspiess on November 09, 2014, 05:35:13 PM
Quote from: Neil on November 09, 2014, 05:24:44 PM
I don't know if the AFC North is the best division in football, or just all equally mediocre.

We like to make sure everyone gets a few days in sole possession of first place within like a 2-3 week period.
Title: Re: NFL Week 10: Mitch McConnell edition, as opposed to the old Mitch McConnell
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Title: Re: NFL Week 10: Mitch McConnell edition, as opposed to the old Mitch McConnell
Post by: Sophie Scholl on November 09, 2014, 07:58:30 PM
 :lol:  Eli annoys the hell out of me.  Especially the few Eli worshipers I know.  Ugh.
Title: Re: NFL Week 10: Mitch McConnell edition, as opposed to the old Mitch McConnell
Post by: Admiral Yi on November 09, 2014, 08:14:27 PM
17-17 in the third?  Not so tremendous by the Chicken of the Sea.
Title: Re: NFL Week 10: Mitch McConnell edition, as opposed to the old Mitch McConnell
Post by: sbr on November 09, 2014, 09:34:26 PM
Just turned on the Sunday Night Game and its already over.  wtf Bears
Title: Re: NFL Week 10: Mitch McConnell edition, as opposed to the old Mitch McConnell
Post by: MadBurgerMaker on November 09, 2014, 10:15:05 PM
There are Eli worshipers?  That's just weird.
Title: Re: NFL Week 10: Mitch McConnell edition, as opposed to the old Mitch McConnell
Post by: CountDeMoney on November 10, 2014, 01:14:59 AM
Anybody see that punk move by the Steelheads at the end of the game, where Mike Mitchell tried to dive over the line with a running start during the Jets' kneeling of the ball?  Eric Mangold saw him at the last moment, caught him in mid-air and bodyslammed the fuck out of him.

Uncle Rex had some words for the Steelhead sideline that were blurred out more than Japanese porn.   :lol:  Dogkillers 20, Rapists 13.
Title: Re: NFL Week 10: Mitch McConnell edition, as opposed to the old Mitch McConnell
Post by: katmai on November 10, 2014, 02:13:50 AM
What kind of idjit starts Redheaded stepchild Dalton over Discount Double Check Rodgers?
Title: Re: NFL Week 10: Mitch McConnell edition, as opposed to the old Mitch McConnell
Post by: Grey Fox on November 10, 2014, 08:40:45 AM
People who forget bye weeks?

Man, Palmer's blow out knee is killing my season.
Title: Re: NFL Week 10: Mitch McConnell edition, as opposed to the old Mitch McConnell
Post by: CountDeMoney on November 10, 2014, 09:39:59 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on November 10, 2014, 08:40:45 AM
Man, Palmer's blow out knee is killing my season.

Probably a distant second to the Cardinals, who just gave him a 3 year, $50M extension with $20M in guaranteed money on Friday.  Which is why they are the Arizona Cardinals.
Title: Re: NFL Week 10: Mitch McConnell edition, as opposed to the old Mitch McConnell
Post by: CountDeMoney on November 10, 2014, 09:46:43 AM
Quote"Injuries happen to everybody. Free-agent losses happen to everybody. I preach and preach and preach, 'The most valuable player on the team is not Larry Fitzgerald. It's who's gonna take his place after Larry Fitzgerald gets hurt.' It happened to me. I was the next man up," Arians said. "I was the assistant coach in Indianapolis, and 20 hours after Chuck [Pagano] goes down [with leukemia in 2012] I am running the team. I always tell the Wally Pipp story, even though the players never know who he is, that he's the guy Lou Gehrig replaced and Wally Pipp could never get his job back. The worst part? They don't know who Lou Gehrig is."

:lol:
Title: Re: NFL Week 10: Mitch McConnell edition, as opposed to the old Mitch McConnell
Post by: Grey Fox on November 10, 2014, 10:03:42 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on November 10, 2014, 09:39:59 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on November 10, 2014, 08:40:45 AM
Man, Palmer's blow out knee is killing my season.

Probably a distant second to the Cardinals, who just gave him a 3 year, $50M extension with $20M in guaranteed money on Friday.  Which is why they are the Arizona Cardinals.

How is that a problem? You pay the 20 million & then cut him. That's pocket money for NFL owners.
Title: Re: NFL Week 10: Mitch McConnell edition, as opposed to the old Mitch McConnell
Post by: derspiess on November 10, 2014, 10:12:49 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on November 10, 2014, 10:03:42 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on November 10, 2014, 09:39:59 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on November 10, 2014, 08:40:45 AM
Man, Palmer's blow out knee is killing my season.

Probably a distant second to the Cardinals, who just gave him a 3 year, $50M extension with $20M in guaranteed money on Friday.  Which is why they are the Arizona Cardinals.

How is that a problem? You pay the 20 million & then cut him. That's pocket money for NFL owners.

Eats up an awful lot of salary cap space.

Palmer had the exact same thing happen after he signed a big extension here, not that either case was his fault.
Title: Re: NFL Week 10: Mitch McConnell edition, as opposed to the old Mitch McConnell
Post by: CountDeMoney on November 10, 2014, 10:23:26 AM
Quote from: derspiess on November 10, 2014, 10:12:49 AM
Palmer had the exact same thing happen after he signed a big extension here, not that either case was his fault.

Nope, just really shitty luck.  IIRC, the only party at fault when he was with Cincy was a certain low-blow knee shot from a certain mouthbreathing team with only one logo on the side of their helmet.
Title: Re: NFL Week 10: Mitch McConnell edition, as opposed to the old Mitch McConnell
Post by: Ed Anger on November 10, 2014, 11:18:02 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on November 10, 2014, 01:14:59 AM
Anybody see that punk move by the Steelheads at the end of the game, where Mike Mitchell tried to dive over the line with a running start during the Jets' kneeling of the ball?  Eric Mangold saw him at the last moment, caught him in mid-air and bodyslammed the fuck out of him.

Uncle Rex had some words for the Steelhead sideline that were blurred out more than Japanese porn.   :lol:  Dogkillers 20, Rapists 13.

Who the fuck is Eric Mangold? ITS NICK.

WHARGARBL
Title: Re: NFL Week 10: Mitch McConnell edition, as opposed to the old Mitch McConnell
Post by: CountDeMoney on November 10, 2014, 11:19:15 AM
If he had gone to Michigan instead, you wouldn't have even noticed, sweater vest monkey.
Title: Re: NFL Week 10: Mitch McConnell edition, as opposed to the old Mitch McConnell
Post by: Ed Anger on November 10, 2014, 11:22:22 AM
Damn right.
Title: Re: NFL Week 10: Mitch McConnell edition, as opposed to the old Mitch McConnell
Post by: Grey Fox on November 10, 2014, 11:35:35 AM
Quote from: derspiess on November 10, 2014, 10:12:49 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on November 10, 2014, 10:03:42 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on November 10, 2014, 09:39:59 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on November 10, 2014, 08:40:45 AM
Man, Palmer's blow out knee is killing my season.

Probably a distant second to the Cardinals, who just gave him a 3 year, $50M extension with $20M in guaranteed money on Friday.  Which is why they are the Arizona Cardinals.

How is that a problem? You pay the 20 million & then cut him. That's pocket money for NFL owners.

Eats up an awful lot of salary cap space.

Palmer had the exact same thing happen after he signed a big extension here, not that either case was his fault.

Out of 133 millions? 17, or 7 millions isn't much.

Unguaranteed contracts have really made NFL teams lazy at cap management.
Title: Re: NFL Week 10: Mitch McConnell edition, as opposed to the old Mitch McConnell
Post by: derspiess on November 10, 2014, 11:47:21 AM
Quote from: Grey Fox on November 10, 2014, 11:35:35 AM
Out of 133 millions? 17, or 7 millions isn't much.

I'm a novice on the subject, but that amount is an issue only have like 2 million of cap space left. 
Title: Re: NFL Week 10: Mitch McConnell edition, as opposed to the old Mitch McConnell
Post by: Grey Fox on November 10, 2014, 11:56:02 AM
I know even less than about you about the NFL salary cap & unguaranteed contracts.

If you want to talk NHL salary cap & contracts, I am your guy.
Title: Re: NFL Week 10: Mitch McConnell edition, as opposed to the old Mitch McConnell
Post by: CountDeMoney on November 10, 2014, 12:02:21 PM
Probably easier to figure out than icing.
Title: Re: NFL Week 10: Mitch McConnell edition, as opposed to the old Mitch McConnell
Post by: Grey Fox on November 11, 2014, 08:10:04 AM
So the Jets win a game with Dogkiller as their starting QB and the Eagles win a game with Buttfumble has their starting QB.

The NFL is weird.
Title: Re: NFL Week 10: Mitch McConnell edition, as opposed to the old Mitch McConnell
Post by: Baron von Schtinkenbutt on November 11, 2014, 10:31:12 AM
I'm the first team to break 1000 points for! :w00t:

I'm also the first team to break 1000 points against. <_<  Why the fuck does everybody seem to have their best week of the season against me? :rolleyes: